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Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby Goose » 13 Sep 2017, 14:54

CourtesyFlush wrote:MTM, thoughts?

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I saw that article. Good to see the next generation is as full as shit as the previous generations.

Our hunt for more authentic communication also means we are looking for the most authentic way to communicate with our peers, co-workers, and bosses. In our first of three national studies we uncovered that 84 percent of Gen (Z) say the they prefer face-to-face communication because we feel it is the most authentic.


If you're going to talk to these kids you better bring your farm-to-table, co-op garden, hand curated, artisanal conversation or GTFO. No artificial chit chat for these guys.

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Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby SouthernYokel » 13 Sep 2017, 15:15

Goose wrote:
Our hunt for more authentic communication also means we are looking for the most authentic way to communicate with our peers, co-workers, and bosses. In our first of three national studies we uncovered that 84 percent of Gen (Z) say the they prefer face-to-face communication because we feel it is the most authentic.



is that a Sergio Dipp quote
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Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby jman » 13 Sep 2017, 15:34

SouthernYokel wrote:
Goose wrote:
Our hunt for more authentic communication also means we are looking for the most authentic way to communicate with our peers, co-workers, and bosses. In our first of three national studies we uncovered that 84 percent of Gen (Z) say the they prefer face-to-face communication because we feel it is the most authentic.



is that a Sergio Dipp quote


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Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 18 Sep 2017, 09:40

"Sam is fine. He might play one game from now, he might play six weeks from now. Either way, he's fine." -Mike Zimmer on Bradford's status


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Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby SouthernYokel » 18 Sep 2017, 14:38

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
"Sam is fine. He might play one game from now, he might play six weeks from now. Either way, he's fine." -Mike Zimmer on Bradford's status


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i guess he means in the general sense? Like, he hasn't been kidnapped.
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Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 26 Sep 2017, 09:57

Hottaek: The Vikings have the best 1-2 receiver duo in football. I honestly can't believe it, it doesn't make sense to me, I'm just as baffled at this development but here we are.
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Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby TheWolf » 26 Sep 2017, 10:00

MisterTambourineMan wrote:Hottaek: The Vikings have the best 1-2 receiver duo in football. I honestly can't believe it, it doesn't make sense to me, I'm just as baffled at this development but here we are.


This might be an accurate taek. And one of them is white!
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Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 26 Sep 2017, 10:02

TheWolf wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:Hottaek: The Vikings have the best 1-2 receiver duo in football. I honestly can't believe it, it doesn't make sense to me, I'm just as baffled at this development but here we are.


This might be an accurate taek. And one of them is white!


They had a really good Steve Tasker special teamer for those late 90s Vikes teams, Chris Walsh. The drunk. Anyway, I thought that was Thielen's ceiling, good special teamer. Noooooooooooooooooooooope. That honkey is legit. I'm trying to think of a physical receiver...a shorter Brandon Marshall? I dunno. And Diggs is just a beast.
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Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 02 Oct 2017, 09:04

So I'm gonna stop caring about football after 3.5 weeks this year. Earlier than usual. More time to do activities. So many activities, my head is swimming with activities.
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Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 02 Oct 2017, 09:06

MisterTambourineMan wrote:So I'm gonna stop caring about football after 3.5 weeks this year. Earlier than usual. More time to do activities. So many activities, my head is swimming with activities.


Maybe you can reach out to Gary to see if he can let you have a slightly damaged crib?
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Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 02 Oct 2017, 09:07

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Maybe you can reach out to Gary to see if he can let you have a slightly damaged crib?


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Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby ctz31 » 02 Oct 2017, 09:07

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:So I'm gonna stop caring about football after 3.5 weeks this year. Earlier than usual. More time to do activities. So many activities, my head is swimming with activities.


Maybe you can reach out to Gary to see if he can let you have a slightly damaged crib?


Lol. Mr. T, i seen you had another non contact knee injury. What is going on up there anyway?
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Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 02 Oct 2017, 09:10

ctz31 wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:So I'm gonna stop caring about football after 3.5 weeks this year. Earlier than usual. More time to do activities. So many activities, my head is swimming with activities.


Maybe you can reach out to Gary to see if he can let you have a slightly damaged crib?


Lol. Mr. T, i seen you had another non contact knee injury. What is going on up there anyway?


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Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 02 Oct 2017, 11:27

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:So I'm gonna stop caring about football after 3.5 weeks this year. Earlier than usual. More time to do activities. So many activities, my head is swimming with activities.


Maybe you can reach out to Gary to see if he can let you have a slightly damaged crib?


Lol. Mr. T, i seen you had another non contact knee injury. What is going on up there anyway?


We can't have nice things.


the vikings could have a legitimately great team this year. now best case is like 10-6 i guess...
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Re: land of lakes and ligaments: the vikings thread

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 10 Oct 2017, 08:51

Pretty sure Bradford has played his last game. Had no business being out there and what little of his leg he had left is gone.

Supposedly Teddy is back in week 7. Yay?
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