The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 28 Feb 2017, 11:55

HAHAHA that bird killing monstrosity

No one can say they didn’t see this coming.


Image

Well, the birds can.
TheWolf - Wed Sep 14, 2016 12:02 pm: BREAKING: wolfette did not come home to blow me
Briandong79 - Wed Sep 14, 2016 12:02 pm: 31, you're up.
User avatar
MisterTambourineMan
Now
 
Posts: 11028
Joined: 03 Sep 2006, 14:25
Location: i already told you, won't tell you again

Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 28 Feb 2017, 12:14

Haha jesus.

I seen a bird do that once outside the window of an airport restaurant in Mexico. The thing thudded above us and landed right outside the window we were sitting at....writhing around, then dying. It was uncomfortable.
PS: I will never like July 27th. It will always be the day Reggie died. I just hate this day. True Celtic fans know what I mean.
User avatar
BostonSucksMyBalls
Work Creep
 
Posts: 28654
Joined: 26 Aug 2005, 09:59

Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby JT99 » 28 Feb 2017, 12:20

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:Haha jesus.

I seen a bird do that once outside the window of an airport restaurant in Mexico. The thing thudded above us and landed right outside the window we were sitting at....writhing around, then dying. It was uncomfortable.


The uncomfortable part was his dying or your erection? Tight, high-hipped jeans on?
BigJohnStudd wrote:The original Annie movie from the 80s has a lot of panty shots for a PG rated kids film.


BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:26 Jan 2017 10:53: need the D
User avatar
JT99
Between Bannings
 
Posts: 8489
Joined: 08 Apr 2012, 22:58
Location: Bluesville

Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 28 Feb 2017, 12:58

JT99 wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:Haha jesus.

I seen a bird do that once outside the window of an airport restaurant in Mexico. The thing thudded above us and landed right outside the window we were sitting at....writhing around, then dying. It was uncomfortable.


The uncomfortable part was his dying or your erection? Tight, high-hipped jeans on?


Dude, no 'rection. This was an animal, not a human child writhing around.
PS: I will never like July 27th. It will always be the day Reggie died. I just hate this day. True Celtic fans know what I mean.
User avatar
BostonSucksMyBalls
Work Creep
 
Posts: 28654
Joined: 26 Aug 2005, 09:59

Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby BigJohnStudd » 01 Mar 2017, 04:45

They discovered 60 dead birds,


That's even more than the 53 Falcons that died at NRG Stadium in Houston last month! :(
User avatar
BigJohnStudd
Skin Suit
 
Posts: 3178
Joined: 08 Oct 2009, 00:01

Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby JichaelDick » 01 Mar 2017, 06:25

BigJohnStudd wrote:
They discovered 60 dead birds,


That's even more than the 53 Falcons that died at NRG Stadium in Houston last month! :(


I hate you so much.
TVF wannabe - Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:42 pm: ...a good rule of thumb is if you post some thing like that and IMS quickly jumps in with an uncomfortable reference you went too far
User avatar
JichaelDick
Delightful Nutjob
 
Posts: 24679
Joined: 21 Dec 2005, 13:56
Location: Dang ol' Arlen, Texas, man

Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 01 Mar 2017, 07:53

BigJohnStudd wrote:
They discovered 60 dead birds,


That's even more than the 53 Falcons that died at NRG Stadium in Houston last month! :(


Image
You fuckers ruined kite.

Apr 22, 2015 3:49 pm Clayton Bigsby i enjoy sports

TheWolf - Fri Apr 15, 2016 3:26 pm: i'm ctz. i'm sober at 3:30 pm. dork

Frank the Tank wrote:If I die I leave my red font to Kite.
User avatar
Gregs Kite
Friend of Friends
 
Posts: 20284
Joined: 20 Jan 2007, 15:59
Location: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby Rodney Farva » 01 Mar 2017, 07:59

mgm:

do you think declining peterson's option was the right call?

would you like them to re-sign him at a lower number, or just cut bait?
You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
User avatar
Rodney Farva
Your real father
 
Posts: 23886
Joined: 15 Mar 2005, 22:17

Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 02 Mar 2017, 10:25

Rodney Farva wrote:mgm:

do you think declining peterson's option was the right call?

would you like them to re-sign him at a lower number, or just cut bait?


Yes and fuck him. Rooting for him made you feel dirty, like sex with a fatty. Sure it's sex, but can you really be proud about it? Fucking neanderthal still thinks he was the victim after he made his 4 year old's scrotum bleed. Fuck him.
TheWolf - Wed Sep 14, 2016 12:02 pm: BREAKING: wolfette did not come home to blow me
Briandong79 - Wed Sep 14, 2016 12:02 pm: 31, you're up.
User avatar
MisterTambourineMan
Now
 
Posts: 11028
Joined: 03 Sep 2006, 14:25
Location: i already told you, won't tell you again

Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 02 Mar 2017, 10:29

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
Rodney Farva wrote:mgm:

do you think declining peterson's option was the right call?

would you like them to re-sign him at a lower number, or just cut bait?


Yes and fuck him. Rooting for him made you feel dirty, like sex with a fatty. Sure it's sex, but can you really be proud about it? Fucking neanderthal still thinks he was the victim after he made his 4 year old's scrotum bleed. Fuck him.


Dude really?

I get wanting to let him go bc who cares. You aint winning with him, and he's too old anyway.

But please relax the SJW nonsense a little.
PS: I will never like July 27th. It will always be the day Reggie died. I just hate this day. True Celtic fans know what I mean.
User avatar
BostonSucksMyBalls
Work Creep
 
Posts: 28654
Joined: 26 Aug 2005, 09:59

Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby SouthernYokel » 02 Mar 2017, 10:31

it is sjw'y to not like that a dude beat his son in the dick with a switch
JT99 wrote:imagine working your entire board life on being a guy investigating every nook and cranny of others' sexual lives only to have some drunken baboon stumble into the r&t jackpot
User avatar
SouthernYokel
Hank the Hangover Turtle
 
Posts: 28007
Joined: 08 Sep 2005, 08:09

Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 02 Mar 2017, 10:32

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
Rodney Farva wrote:mgm:

do you think declining peterson's option was the right call?

would you like them to re-sign him at a lower number, or just cut bait?


Yes and fuck him. Rooting for him made you feel dirty, like sex with a fatty. Sure it's sex, but can you really be proud about it? Fucking neanderthal still thinks he was the victim after he made his 4 year old's scrotum bleed. Fuck him.


Dude really?

I get wanting to let him go bc who cares. You aint winning with him, and he's too old anyway.

But please relax the SJW nonsense a little.


If that was SJW nonsense....ok.

Fine, he's a 32 year old back with too much tread on the tires making too much money in a passing league with a deep rb draft class so screw it.
TheWolf - Wed Sep 14, 2016 12:02 pm: BREAKING: wolfette did not come home to blow me
Briandong79 - Wed Sep 14, 2016 12:02 pm: 31, you're up.
User avatar
MisterTambourineMan
Now
 
Posts: 11028
Joined: 03 Sep 2006, 14:25
Location: i already told you, won't tell you again

Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby TheWolf » 02 Mar 2017, 10:34

There's nothing SJW'y about hating Peterson. I'd gladly root for him to score a ton of touchdowns if he was on my team, but what he did to his kid is despicable and I hope bad things happen to him.
"our kayaking guy sucked and came last"
- SGSW
User avatar
TheWolf
Hand-Holder
 
Posts: 15839
Joined: 16 Nov 2004, 08:17
Location: Dead

Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby JT99 » 02 Mar 2017, 10:37

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
Rodney Farva wrote:mgm:

do you think declining peterson's option was the right call?

would you like them to re-sign him at a lower number, or just cut bait?


Yes and fuck him. Rooting for him made you feel dirty, like sex with a fatty. Sure it's sex, but can you really be proud about it? Fucking neanderthal still thinks he was the victim after he made his 4 year old's scrotum bleed. Fuck him.


Dude really?

I get wanting to let him go bc who cares. You aint winning with him, and he's too old anyway.

But please relax the SJW nonsense a little.


If that was SJW nonsense....ok.

Fine, he's a 32 year old back with too much tread on the tires making too much money in a passing league with a deep rb draft class so screw it.


Brief pit stop in The Wolf's Pedantic House of Horrors.....

Wouldn't the tires be bad if they had too few treads rather than too much?

Too many miles? Yes!
BigJohnStudd wrote:The original Annie movie from the 80s has a lot of panty shots for a PG rated kids film.


BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:26 Jan 2017 10:53: need the D
User avatar
JT99
Between Bannings
 
Posts: 8489
Joined: 08 Apr 2012, 22:58
Location: Bluesville

Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 02 Mar 2017, 10:41

JT99 wrote:Brief pit stop in The Wolf's Pedantic House of Horrors.....

Wouldn't the tires be bad if they had too few treads rather than too much?

Too many miles? Yes!


Yeah, my bad. I wasn't paying attention.
TheWolf - Wed Sep 14, 2016 12:02 pm: BREAKING: wolfette did not come home to blow me
Briandong79 - Wed Sep 14, 2016 12:02 pm: 31, you're up.
User avatar
MisterTambourineMan
Now
 
Posts: 11028
Joined: 03 Sep 2006, 14:25
Location: i already told you, won't tell you again

PreviousNext

Return to NFL

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest