The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby SouthernYokel » 02 Mar 2017, 10:41

JT99 wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
Rodney Farva wrote:mgm:

do you think declining peterson's option was the right call?

would you like them to re-sign him at a lower number, or just cut bait?


Yes and fuck him. Rooting for him made you feel dirty, like sex with a fatty. Sure it's sex, but can you really be proud about it? Fucking neanderthal still thinks he was the victim after he made his 4 year old's scrotum bleed. Fuck him.


Dude really?

I get wanting to let him go bc who cares. You aint winning with him, and he's too old anyway.

But please relax the SJW nonsense a little.


If that was SJW nonsense....ok.

Fine, he's a 32 year old back with too much tread on the tires making too much money in a passing league with a deep rb draft class so screw it.


Brief pit stop in The Wolf's Pedantic House of Horrors.....

Wouldn't the tires be bad if they had too few treads rather than too much?

Too many miles? Yes!


it's like using rain tires on a dry road in F1
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Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby mister bacon » 02 Mar 2017, 10:47

SouthernYokel wrote:
JT99 wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
Rodney Farva wrote:mgm:

do you think declining peterson's option was the right call?

would you like them to re-sign him at a lower number, or just cut bait?


Yes and fuck him. Rooting for him made you feel dirty, like sex with a fatty. Sure it's sex, but can you really be proud about it? Fucking neanderthal still thinks he was the victim after he made his 4 year old's scrotum bleed. Fuck him.


Dude really?

I get wanting to let him go bc who cares. You aint winning with him, and he's too old anyway.

But please relax the SJW nonsense a little.



If that was SJW nonsense....ok.

Fine, he's a 32 year old back with too much tread on the tires making too much money in a passing league with a deep rb draft class so screw it.


Brief pit stop in The Wolf's Pedantic House of Horrors.....

Wouldn't the tires be bad if they had too few treads rather than too much?

Too many miles? Yes!


it's like using rain tires on a dry road in F1


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Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby the cheese » 02 Mar 2017, 15:50

SouthernYokel wrote:
JT99 wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
Rodney Farva wrote:mgm:

do you think declining peterson's option was the right call?

would you like them to re-sign him at a lower number, or just cut bait?


Yes and fuck him. Rooting for him made you feel dirty, like sex with a fatty. Sure it's sex, but can you really be proud about it? Fucking neanderthal still thinks he was the victim after he made his 4 year old's scrotum bleed. Fuck him.


Dude really?

I get wanting to let him go bc who cares. You aint winning with him, and he's too old anyway.

But please relax the SJW nonsense a little.


If that was SJW nonsense....ok.

Fine, he's a 32 year old back with too much tread on the tires making too much money in a passing league with a deep rb draft class so screw it.


Brief pit stop in The Wolf's Pedantic House of Horrors.....

Wouldn't the tires be bad if they had too few treads rather than too much?

Too many miles? Yes!


it's like using rain tires on a dry road in F1


The SNES F1 was fucking clutch.

Also, freshman year Peterson is the best football player I've ever seen with my own eyes. MTM is right to cut his ass though, and any reason he's given is perfectly fine for me. Dude is clearly an idiot with keepinit and anger problems.
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Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby Briandong79 » 03 Mar 2017, 10:11

Hot take by some Packers writer about Peterson:

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Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby ctz31 » 03 Mar 2017, 10:13

Briandong79 wrote:Hot take by some Packers writer about Peterson:

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Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby SouthernYokel » 03 Mar 2017, 10:14

ctz31 wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:Hot take by some Packers writer about Peterson:

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My ancestors used to be involved in murder, extortion, laundering. the whole nine yards. Sweet! I gotta get out there!


i got german and jewish ancestry so i gotta go kill myself now
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Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby babylurch » 03 Mar 2017, 12:33

SouthernYokel wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:Hot take by some Packers writer about Peterson:

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My ancestors used to be involved in murder, extortion, laundering. the whole nine yards. Sweet! I gotta get out there!


i got german and jewish ancestry so i gotta go kill myself now

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Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 28 Apr 2017, 08:38

Is this bad?

It seems bad.
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Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 01 May 2017, 09:55

Less than a year after it opened, the Vikings’ new stadium has leaky walls and loose panels

A section of paneling flew away in a storm a few months ago, and the building also faces a set of problems stemming from leaks—including an area of the concourse where water has seeped in and part of a parapet where a moisture barrier has already been replaced for “several million dollars.”


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Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby Briandong79 » 01 May 2017, 12:41

Well, the most similar player that Iowa has had to Jaleel Johnson lately has been Christian Ballard, so maybe the Vikings just have a type. Don't think he'll ever be a superstar but can be really dominant at times. Solid 5th rounder.
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Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 01 May 2017, 12:43

Briandong79 wrote:Well, the most similar player that Iowa has had to Jaleel Johnson lately has been Christian Ballard, so maybe the Vikings just have a type. Don't think he'll ever be a superstar but can be really dominant at times. Solid 5th rounder.


We were pissed at first, wanted the woman beating dtackle from Florida instead. But he seems alright, just lacks that true grit and determination that comes from beating women.
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Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby Briandong79 » 01 May 2017, 12:44

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:Well, the most similar player that Iowa has had to Jaleel Johnson lately has been Christian Ballard, so maybe the Vikings just have a type. Don't think he'll ever be a superstar but can be really dominant at times. Solid 5th rounder.


We were pissed at first, wanted the woman beating dtackle from Florida instead. But he seems alright, just lacks that true grit and determination that comes from beating women.


Iowa DTs seem to do pretty well in the league if they actually like football (that was Ballard's problem), no one revolutionizing the position but Mike Daniels is damn near an all pro, and Clayborn, Colin Cole, Babineaux, etc are solid long time pros. Maybe he'll be a fatter darker Chad Greenway.
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Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 16 Jun 2017, 12:13

Vikings' Michael Floyd due in court for 'non-compliance of high alcohol tests'

TMZ reported Friday that Floyd’s alcohol monitoring system flagged five “events” on Sunday and Monday and three of them were for high alcohol.

Citing a court representative, TMZ reported Floyd “blamed the positive tests on Kombucha — a fermented tea that contains a very low amount of alcohol.”


Tea. Yeah.

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Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 16 Jun 2017, 12:15

MisterTambourineMan wrote:Vikings' Michael Floyd due in court for 'non-compliance of high alcohol tests'

TMZ reported Friday that Floyd’s alcohol monitoring system flagged five “events” on Sunday and Monday and three of them were for high alcohol.

Citing a court representative, TMZ reported Floyd “blamed the positive tests on Kombucha — a fermented tea that contains a very low amount of alcohol.”


Tea. Yeah.

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Re: The Minnesota Vikings Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 16 Jun 2017, 12:17

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