Miami Dolphins: the BLOWhole of Retard

Re: Miami Dolphins: the blowhole of Retard

Postby Briandong79 » 09 Feb 2017, 09:41

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Re: Miami Dolphins: the blowhole of Retard

Postby CourtesyFlush » 09 Feb 2017, 09:44

I feel like I've seen that before
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Re: Miami Dolphins: the blowhole of Retard

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 09 Feb 2017, 09:44

Haha omg that is so savage
PS: I will never like July 27th. It will always be the day Reggie died. I just hate this day. True Celtic fans know what I mean.

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Re: Miami Dolphins: the blowhole of Retard

Postby ctz31 » 04 Aug 2017, 12:16

Fri Aug 04, 2017 11:48 am BostonSucksMyBalls Tan may be out for the year? Crap, there goes that 7-9 season.


Eh they'll be fine. They still have jay ajayi :lol:
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Re: Miami Dolphins: the blowhole of Retard

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 04 Aug 2017, 12:48

Get Cuttler on the phone!
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Re: Miami Dolphins: the blowhole of Retard

Postby JichaelDick » 04 Aug 2017, 14:53

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Re: Miami Dolphins: the blowhole of Retard

Postby Theny » 04 Aug 2017, 18:01

ctz31 wrote:
Fri Aug 04, 2017 11:48 am BostonSucksMyBalls Tan may be out for the year? Crap, there goes that 7-9 season.


Eh they'll be fine. They still have jay ajayi :lol:


Who has already been concussed. Also our starting left guard got hurt. Also, Pouncey is coming off multiple hip surgeries. This is fine! Might as well bring in Kap so it'll be interesting and he'll be running for his life every play after Moore inevitably gets paralyzed on the field. So umm, Go Canes?
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Re: Miami Dolphins: the blowhole of Retard

Postby Gregs Kite » 04 Aug 2017, 18:22

I still think this is the year Tanny puts it all together.

Good luck. Enjoy your season.
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Re: Miami Dolphins: the blowhole of Retard

Postby ctz31 » 06 Aug 2017, 13:44

Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:Get Cuttler on the phone!


Fuckin Nostradamus ova here
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Re: Miami Dolphins: the blowhole of Retard

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 06 Aug 2017, 19:54

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PS: I will never like July 27th. It will always be the day Reggie died. I just hate this day. True Celtic fans know what I mean.

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Re: Miami Dolphins: the blowhole of Retard

Postby SouthernYokel » 07 Aug 2017, 07:47

tbh, i think cutler is better than kap. regardless of all the other kap stuff that might make him less desirable. the bears were so, so bad.

cut to october when 18 dolphins come down with measles
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Re: Miami Dolphins: the blowhole of Retard

Postby CourtesyFlush » 07 Aug 2017, 07:51

SouthernYokel wrote:tbh, i think cutler is better than kap. regardless of all the other kap stuff that might make him less desirable. the bears were so, so bad.

cut to october when 18 dolphins come down with measles

The dude's got capable WRs, what appears to be a decent RB, and the head coach who he had the most success with in CHI as his OC. I think 9-7 is a realistic benchmark for the Fins with Cutler.
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Re: Miami Dolphins: the blowhole of Retard

Postby Prez » 07 Aug 2017, 12:25

This popped up in my fb feed and made me think of this thread. Good luck, Theny.

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Re: Miami Dolphins: the blowhole of Retard

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 07 Aug 2017, 13:02

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PS: I will never like July 27th. It will always be the day Reggie died. I just hate this day. True Celtic fans know what I mean.

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Re: Miami Dolphins: the blowhole of Retard

Postby Goose » 07 Aug 2017, 15:45

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