How crazy is this broad?

Postby JohnnyDamon » 17 Aug 2005, 12:57

I don't think I've ever put my last name on here, but with my real first (well, middle) name, it makes an awesome sounding name.

In fact, if my namesake signs with the Yanks, I want to change my screen name to my real name.
I've grown so used to you somehow, Lord I'm nobody's sugar daddy now, and I'm lo-oo-onesome, I've got the lovesick blues.
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Postby Theny » 17 Aug 2005, 13:02

No, you told me what it was in the Shoutbox one day. You gave us clues. You're first name starts with a T and ends with an R right?
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Postby JohnnyDamon » 17 Aug 2005, 13:05

My real first name does start with a T and end with an R. My middle name, Slade, is the one I think you're forgetting. My last name is shared by an Alabama quarterback of the '40s. If you look this up and figure it out, I salute you.
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Postby Theny » 17 Aug 2005, 13:07

That's right. I thought Slade was your last name.
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Postby JohnnyDamon » 17 Aug 2005, 13:10

I can see why, I did make the hint of Slade the last name of a former Pats LB.
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Postby Theny » 17 Aug 2005, 13:15

It's gotta be either Gilmer, Mosley, Nelson, or Salem.
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Postby MoreCowbell » 17 Aug 2005, 13:17

I know your full name, thanks to facebook :P
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Postby JohnnyDamon » 17 Aug 2005, 13:21

Ahh, most of you bastards know my name by now...
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Postby Theny » 17 Aug 2005, 13:28

You should change your first name to Happy.
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Postby JohnnyDamon » 17 Aug 2005, 13:30

In a delicious bit of irony, the name of the hospital I was born at was Gilmore Memorial Hospital. And a few people call me "Happy," although more call me "Panda" (if you ever see me try to shut a door, you'll understand why).
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Postby Briandong79 » 17 Aug 2005, 16:18

JohnnyDamon wrote:In a delicious bit of irony, the name of the hospital I was born at was Gilmore Memorial Hospital. And a few people call me "Happy," although more call me "Panda" (if you ever see me try to shut a door, you'll understand why).


I don't think I do understand. Actually I'm even more confused. How does a Panda shut a door?
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Postby JohnnyDamon » 17 Aug 2005, 16:21

Let's just say that after I shut a door with around 450 foot-pounds of torque three inches away from being shut, I got the nickname. And I do kinda resemble a panda, in the sense that I'm short and fat.
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Re: How crazy is this broad?

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 18 Jan 2018, 11:51

Gregs Kite - Wed Apr 05, 2017 2:55 pm: I hate DJ and his stupid face and hes so stupid and I want to punch him
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Re: How crazy is this broad?

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 18 Jan 2018, 11:54


This is magnificent

The mother of Brian Urlacher’s 12-year-old son has filed a $125 million defamation lawsuit alleging the former Bears star conspired with his attorneys and a newspaper reporter to portray her as “a bad Mother, unfit and a killer.”


Yes!
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Re: How crazy is this broad?

Postby Rodney Farva » 18 Jan 2018, 11:57



Tyna Karageorge


more like Tyna Getpaid, amirite?
You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
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