How crazy is this broad?

Postby Tecmo Bo » 11 Aug 2005, 12:45

``We love naked breasts as long as they are jiggling in front of us for titillation, for sexual excitement and for entertainment,'' said women's rights attorney and former Patriots cheerleader Wendy Murphy. ``But put a naked breast in front of them that is providing nutrition to an infant ? and that's too offensive. It's almost laughable.''

Yes, we do love a woman's naked, jiggling breasts dancing in front of us, but if she does that in the Gillette Stadium stands she's getting thrown out of the stadium ya dumb bitch.

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Postby jack_daniels » 11 Aug 2005, 16:32

^Agreed. I'd want to see a broad's tits in broad daylight sans baby. As long as she isn't fat or a granny.
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Postby NFL Outsider » 11 Aug 2005, 17:06

The owner of the CFL's Ottawa franchise, Lonie Glieberman tried that with his "Mardi Grais Days." Where was this female attorney then?
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Postby mister bacon » 13 Aug 2005, 02:44

I presume she was in America, and not Canada..

but thats just a hunch.
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Postby fatty » 13 Aug 2005, 02:45

wait a second, lawyers that specialize in bosom-related cases? Suddenly, I completely understand why you're going to law school bacon. Nicely played :-D
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Postby mister bacon » 13 Aug 2005, 02:50

You wanna know why I'm in law school?

I'm in line at the Cashier's office with my little cousin who is registering for his Frosh year classes at Southern and he asks me if I had to go through this for law school this year.. and this nice 5'10" girl with green eyes, a nice curvy booty.. turns around and says:

"Your going to law school huh? Really?"

...I sure am, thanks for askin.

..you know, that and the whole law thing.. since I am fascinated with it.

Plus all the NFL Ref's are all lawyers too.. I figure its a nice fall-back career.
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Postby fatty » 13 Aug 2005, 02:52

mister bacon wrote:this nice 5'10" girl with green eyes, a nice curvy booty


Yep, time to dust off the old trapper keeper. Nicely done.
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Postby Magnum » 13 Aug 2005, 12:32

Theny wrote:You're absolutely right Frank. But the majority of the time it's just the woman being evil.

i think i am gonna make my husband take my name. :twisted:
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Postby Theny » 17 Aug 2005, 12:06

Magnum wrote:
Theny wrote:You're absolutely right Frank. But the majority of the time it's just the woman being evil.

i think i am gonna make my husband take my name. :twisted:


You can't take a man's name, Mags. That's all we got.
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Postby Magnum » 17 Aug 2005, 12:38

well then what do we have? my last name is pretty terrible, i doubt any man would want it anyways...
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Postby Theny » 17 Aug 2005, 12:42

You have nothing. That's what you get for the whole Garden of Eden debacle.
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Postby JohnnyDamon » 17 Aug 2005, 12:44

I may have the coolest real name on the board (I think Tiff and Bo know what it is). My last name is fucking awesome.
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Postby nerf66 » 17 Aug 2005, 12:48

Magnum wrote:well then what do we have?


I'm pretty sure just about every guy has been whipped by it at least once.

Now my guess as to what your last name is: Shatzski
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Postby JohnnyDamon » 17 Aug 2005, 12:50

I was thinking Raper, or perhaps Fucher. Maybe even Donkey-Raping-Shit-Eater.
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Postby Theny » 17 Aug 2005, 12:54

I remember your first name, but not your last name, JD.
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