The Detroit Lions Thread

Re: The Detroit Lions Thread

Postby Prez » 30 Dec 2014, 08:54

Suh suspended for a playoff game

I hope that dirty piece of shit doesn't win his appeal. They should tell him that one more time "accidentally" stepping/stomping on an opponent will result in a lifetime ban.
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Re: The Detroit Lions Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 30 Dec 2014, 09:02

Prez wrote:Suh suspended for a playoff game

I hope that dirty piece of shit doesn't win his appeal. They should tell him that one more time "accidentally" stepping/stomping on an opponent will result in a lifetime ban.


You want your defensive linemen to be dicks and play rough, but you also need them to be a little less conspicuous when they pull this shit. Suh hasnt figured out yet, dumb fuck.
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Re: The Detroit Lions Thread

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 30 Dec 2014, 09:37

Prez wrote:Suh suspended for a playoff game

I hope that dirty piece of shit doesn't win his appeal. They should tell him that one more time "accidentally" stepping/stomping on an opponent will result in a lifetime ban.


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Re: The Detroit Lions Thread

Postby TVF wannabe » 30 Dec 2014, 10:36

Prez wrote:Suh suspended for a playoff game

I hope that dirty piece of shit doesn't win his appeal. They should tell him that one more time "accidentally" stepping/stomping on an opponent will result in a lifetime ban.

Wasn't he one of the guys that was pre-warned before the year?
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Re: The Detroit Lions Thread

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The Taiwanese Animators with a look at Sunday's Wild Card game vs. the Cowpokes.

Some good jokes, with a possibly not safe for work bit (implied sexuality) at the end.
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Re: The Detroit Lions Thread

Postby Briandong79 » 04 Jan 2015, 21:44

I said it on Twitter, but Stafford has way too many passes batted down for as tall as he is. Just not a real high football IQ [/writers]
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Re: The Detroit Lions Thread

Postby CourtesyFlush » 04 Jan 2015, 21:47

Briandong79 wrote:I said it on Twitter, but Stafford has way too many passes batted down for as tall as he is. Just not a real high football IQ [/writers]

He throws a lot of sidearm passes. Not a typical over the top delivery--probably the baseball background?
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Re: The Detroit Lions Thread

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 05 Jan 2015, 12:31

CourtesyFlush wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:I said it on Twitter, but Stafford has way too many passes batted down for as tall as he is. Just not a real high football IQ [/writers]

He throws a lot of sidearm passes. Not a typical over the top delivery--probably the baseball background?


probably his jeckyling form, I'd guess.
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Re: The Detroit Lions Thread

Postby ONTB » 05 Jan 2015, 12:40

Briandong79 wrote:I said it on Twitter, but Stafford has way too many passes batted down for as tall as he is. Just not a real high football IQ [/writers]


What do you expect from a guy whose biggest win away from home was arguably against Hawaii.
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Re: The Detroit Lions Thread

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 05 Jan 2015, 13:01

ONTB wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:I said it on Twitter, but Stafford has way too many passes batted down for as tall as he is. Just not a real high football IQ [/writers]


What do you expect from a guy whose biggest win away from home was arguably against Hawaii.

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Re: The Detroit Lions Thread

Postby JichaelDick » 05 Jan 2015, 13:32

Are we sure his biggest win away from home wasn't over Florida in the 2007 WLOCP?
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Re: The Detroit Lions Thread

Postby nova » 07 Jan 2015, 17:26

Matt Stafford mic'd up.

Sounds just as dumb as he looks.
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Re: The Detroit Lions Thread

Postby Briandong79 » 07 Jan 2015, 17:35

nova wrote:Matt Stafford mic'd up.

Sounds just as dumb as he looks.


Stupider like a fox.
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Re: The Detroit Lions Thread

Postby Colonel Angus » 07 Jan 2015, 17:38

Briandong79 wrote:
nova wrote:Matt Stafford mic'd up.

Sounds just as dumb as he looks.


Stupider like a fox.
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Ha, that looks like one of those optical illusions. Whose tits are bigger, his or hers?

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Re: The Detroit Lions Thread

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