The Detroit Lions Thread

Re: The Detroit Lions Thread

Postby Theny » 04 Dec 2015, 13:20

Prez wrote:Suh suspended for a playoff game

I hope that dirty piece of shit doesn't win his appeal. They should tell him that one more time "accidentally" stepping/stomping on an opponent will result in a lifetime ban.


Just saw this. Prez with the hottest take of them all there.
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Re: The Detroit Lions Thread

Postby Colonel Angus » 04 Dec 2015, 14:57

"Isn't it no, baas or something? That's how I read it in a boxing book. It's South African or something."
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Re: The Detroit Lions Thread

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 22 Jan 2016, 15:08

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Re: The Detroit Lions Thread

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 15 Sep 2016, 13:29

The new guy here is named Matthew Stafford. I had to ask.

"So....Matthew Stafford....how many times a day..." and he just shakes his head, lowers it, "Don't get me started. And that asshole's first name is John! He's John Matthew Stafford, ugh." And then starts telling me about how like 7-10 times a day he'd get "Nice game last week" "You stunk for my fantasy team" or some shit. What a horrible life.
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Re: The Detroit Lions Thread

Postby Colonel Angus » 15 Sep 2016, 13:34

Does he have a fat face?
"Isn't it no, baas or something? That's how I read it in a boxing book. It's South African or something."
- _, on Roberto Duran.
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Re: The Detroit Lions Thread

Postby TheWolf » 15 Sep 2016, 13:35

MisterTambourineMan wrote:The new guy here is named Matthew Stafford. I had to ask.

"So....Matthew Stafford....how many times a day..." and he just shakes his head, lowers it, "Don't get me started. And that asshole's first name is John! He's John Matthew Stafford, ugh." And then starts telling me about how like 7-10 times a day he'd get "Nice game last week" "You stunk for my fantasy team" or some shit. What a horrible life.


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Re: The Detroit Lions Thread

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 15 Sep 2016, 14:08

Colonel Angus wrote:Does he have a fat face?


He does!
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Re: The Detroit Lions Thread

Postby Colonel Angus » 15 Sep 2016, 14:13

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
Colonel Angus wrote:Does he have a fat face?


He does!


Does he fraternize with beautiful women?

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Re: The Detroit Lions Thread

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 18 Sep 2016, 21:08

Remember after 1 week when everyone said Detroit's offense was actually better without Megatron?

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Re: The Detroit Lions Thread

Postby TheWolf » 03 Dec 2017, 22:55

"our kayaking guy sucked and came last"
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Re: The Detroit Lions Thread

Postby jman » 04 Dec 2017, 12:53

TheWolf wrote:LOL, this team can't do anything right.


Is Stafford still slaying tail similar to the quality pictured above? If so I'd say he's doing something right.
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Re: The Detroit Lions Thread

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 04 Dec 2017, 13:06

jman wrote:
TheWolf wrote:LOL, this team can't do anything right.


Is Stafford still slaying tail similar to the quality pictured above? If so I'd say he's doing something right.


i believe he has the highest salary in the league, he's getting by i'd imagine
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