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Re: Tennis

Postby Rodney Farva » 31 Aug 2017, 22:27

Briandong79 wrote:Just hanging out on the court in Central Park, no big deal.

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imagine the hubbub if he had gotten hurt on that court
You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
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Re: Tennis

Postby the cheese » 28 Sep 2017, 08:52

xpost to fitness, but check out the disparity between dominant and non-dominant arms of professional tennis players.

Specifically Sharapova.

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Re: Tennis

Postby SouthernYokel » 28 Sep 2017, 09:00

did she tear her tricep (that scar)? forget any of the other evidence, tearing a tricep predicts steroid use with like 99% accuracy. not that i care, juice up darlin.
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Re: Tennis

Postby the cheese » 28 Sep 2017, 09:16

SouthernYokel wrote:did she tear her tricep (that scar)? forget any of the other evidence, tearing a tricep predicts steroid use with like 99% accuracy. not that i care, juice up darlin.


I think she did.
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Re: Tennis

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 28 Sep 2017, 09:23

SouthernYokel wrote:did she tear her tricep (that scar)? forget any of the other evidence, tearing a tricep predicts steroid use with like 99% accuracy. not that i care, juice up darlin.

Like a woman with a little hair on her chest?
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Re: Tennis

Postby the cheese » 28 Sep 2017, 09:25

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:did she tear her tricep (that scar)? forget any of the other evidence, tearing a tricep predicts steroid use with like 99% accuracy. not that i care, juice up darlin.

Like a woman with a little hair on her chest?


Yokel gets turned on by a woman who can push a two plate bench. Not that I blame him.
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Re: Tennis

Postby BigJohnStudd » 30 Sep 2017, 21:06

the cheese wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:did she tear her tricep (that scar)? forget any of the other evidence, tearing a tricep predicts steroid use with like 99% accuracy. not that i care, juice up darlin.

Like a woman with a little hair on her chest?


Yokel gets turned on by a woman who can push a two plate bench. Not that I blame him.


I get turned on by a woman who can push two plates of dinner onto the table every night.
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Re: Tennis

Postby Theny » 01 Oct 2017, 06:13

BigJohnStudd wrote:
the cheese wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:did she tear her tricep (that scar)? forget any of the other evidence, tearing a tricep predicts steroid use with like 99% accuracy. not that i care, juice up darlin.

Like a woman with a little hair on her chest?


Yokel gets turned on by a woman who can push a two plate bench. Not that I blame him.


I get turned on by a woman who can push two plates of dinner onto the table every night.


/pow
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Re: Tennis

Postby JichaelDick » 25 Jan 2018, 01:16

@SerenaWilliams wrote:@TennysSandgren I don't need or want one. But there is a entire group of people that deserves an apology. I cant look at my daughter and tell her I sat back and was quiet. No! she will know how to stand up for herself and others- through my example. https://t.co/im2NhoMdN4


This Tennys dude seems like a grade one, (take the L) chose. The fact that he seems to truly believe in Pizzagate and shit is insane.

But Serena using "maturity" as a way to attack his idiocy is hilarious considering her own history at his age.
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Re: Tennis

Postby SouthernYokel » 25 Jan 2018, 12:17

JichaelDick wrote:
@SerenaWilliams wrote:@TennysSandgren I don't need or want one. But there is a entire group of people that deserves an apology. I cant look at my daughter and tell her I sat back and was quiet. No! she will know how to stand up for herself and others- through my example. https://t.co/im2NhoMdN4


This Tennys dude seems like a grade one, (take the L) chose. The fact that he seems to truly believe in Pizzagate and shit is insane.

But Serena using "maturity" as a way to attack his idiocy is hilarious considering her own history at his age.


This is one where you cut bait. Anything but Hitler comps are open for this idiot.
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Re: Tennis

Postby the cheese » 25 Jan 2018, 14:04

JichaelDick wrote:
@SerenaWilliams wrote:@TennysSandgren I don't need or want one. But there is a entire group of people that deserves an apology. I cant look at my daughter and tell her I sat back and was quiet. No! she will know how to stand up for herself and others- through my example. https://t.co/im2NhoMdN4


This Tennys dude seems like a grade one, (take the L) chose. The fact that he seems to truly believe in Pizzagate and shit is insane.

But Serena using "maturity" as a way to attack his idiocy is hilarious considering her own history at his age.


What quarrel do you have with young Serena again?
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Re: Tennis

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 25 Jan 2018, 16:05

Too uppity.
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Re: Tennis

Postby JichaelDick » 25 Jan 2018, 16:39

the cheese wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
@SerenaWilliams wrote:@TennysSandgren I don't need or want one. But there is a entire group of people that deserves an apology. I cant look at my daughter and tell her I sat back and was quiet. No! she will know how to stand up for herself and others- through my example. https://t.co/im2NhoMdN4


This Tennys dude seems like a grade one, (take the L) chose. The fact that he seems to truly believe in Pizzagate and shit is insane.

But Serena using "maturity" as a way to attack his idiocy is hilarious considering her own history at his age.


What quarrel do you have with young Serena again?


I'm gonna let this speak for me. She's unquestionably the GOAT women's player. She's undeniably done a lot of good things, on and off the court. She's also acted like an asshole on more than one occasion, and never really apologized for it.

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/09/serena- ... erta-vinci

ETA: Tennys Sandgren is, at best, a totally naive idiot who should know better. Serena has every right to put him on blast. I wish she hadn't used "maturity" to bash him.
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Re: Tennis

Postby SouthernYokel » 26 Jan 2018, 00:29

So you think that because she was at one point immature that she forfeited the option to ever call another person immature?
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Re: Tennis

Postby JichaelDick » 26 Jan 2018, 03:47

SouthernYokel wrote:So you think that because she was at one point immature that she forfeited the option to ever call another person immature?


Realize now I forgot to link to the story that bugged me...

https://deadspin.com/serena-williams-ca ... 1822373452

In particular, this...

but when Serena Williams calls you out, you should really listen.


Again, dude seems like a chode and Serena can call him out all she wants to, but it's fucking rich to act like she's some sort of moral authority to do so considering her own past.

ETA: I really should have made it more clear that my issue isn't with Serena, per se, but with those who decide that she is now the "voice of the tennis world."
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