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Re: Tennis

Postby SouthernYokel » 27 Jun 2017, 14:07

she shoulda just let the white knights handle that for her. would have been much better to stay above the fray
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Re: Tennis

Postby JT99 » 27 Jun 2017, 14:09

FWIW, if Serena played Johnny Mac in 2017, he'd be the Vegas favorite.

That fact in no way diminishes that she is the best tennis player ever on the female circuit nor did he present it as much.
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Re: Tennis

Postby JichaelDick » 27 Jun 2017, 14:11

SouthernYokel wrote:she shoulda just let the white knights handle that for her. would have been much better to stay above the fray


Yup.
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Re: Tennis

Postby the cheese » 27 Jun 2017, 14:14

I remember her saying in like...2012?...that Andy Murray would beat her 6-0, 6-0 and it would take about 20 minutes. Johnny Mac was totally in the right. NPR should stay the fuck away from sports.

I mean, Annika Sorenstam did this 15 years ago and got smoked. Different sport obviously, but just because the game is the same doesn't mean that the skill levels and physical abilities of the participants are.
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Re: Tennis

Postby babylurch » 27 Jun 2017, 14:15

JT99 wrote:FWIW, if Serena played Johnny Mac in 2017, he'd be the Vegas favorite.

That fact in no way diminishes that she is the best tennis player ever on the female circuit nor did he present it as much.

I believe that he has referred to her as the unqualified GOAT in the past.
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Re: Tennis

Postby JT99 » 27 Jun 2017, 14:18

the cheese wrote:I remember her saying in like...2012?...that Andy Murray would beat her 6-0, 6-0 and it would take about 20 minutes. Johnny Mac was totally in the right. NPR should stay the fuck away from sports.

I mean, Annika Sorenstam did this 15 years ago and got smoked. Different sport obviously, but just because the game is the same doesn't mean that the skill levels and physical abilities of the participants are.


Right.

I mean, they run marathons together right? A woman ever outright won?
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Re: Tennis

Postby CourtesyFlush » 27 Jun 2017, 14:19

JT99 wrote:
the cheese wrote:I remember her saying in like...2012?...that Andy Murray would beat her 6-0, 6-0 and it would take about 20 minutes. Johnny Mac was totally in the right. NPR should stay the fuck away from sports.

I mean, Annika Sorenstam did this 15 years ago and got smoked. Different sport obviously, but just because the game is the same doesn't mean that the skill levels and physical abilities of the participants are.


Right.

I mean, they run marathons together right? A woman ever outright won?

Nope
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Re: Tennis

Postby mj3528 » 27 Jun 2017, 14:22

JT99 wrote:
the cheese wrote:I remember her saying in like...2012?...that Andy Murray would beat her 6-0, 6-0 and it would take about 20 minutes. Johnny Mac was totally in the right. NPR should stay the fuck away from sports.

I mean, Annika Sorenstam did this 15 years ago and got smoked. Different sport obviously, but just because the game is the same doesn't mean that the skill levels and physical abilities of the participants are.


Right.

I mean, they run marathons together right? A woman ever outright won?


I think there is a possibility that a woman golfer in the future could compete better with the men than Annika did. Someone like Lexi Thompson or Stacy Lewis is way more athletic than Annika ever was, but if the woman was on a major tournament course from the tips, she would have no chance to make the cut. Something like Harbour Town a woman could maybe finish top 25 on the right week.
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Re: Tennis

Postby JT99 » 27 Jun 2017, 14:34

mj3528 wrote:
JT99 wrote:
the cheese wrote:I remember her saying in like...2012?...that Andy Murray would beat her 6-0, 6-0 and it would take about 20 minutes. Johnny Mac was totally in the right. NPR should stay the fuck away from sports.

I mean, Annika Sorenstam did this 15 years ago and got smoked. Different sport obviously, but just because the game is the same doesn't mean that the skill levels and physical abilities of the participants are.


Right.

I mean, they run marathons together right? A woman ever outright won?


I think there is a possibility that a woman golfer in the future could compete better with the men than Annika did. Someone like Lexi Thompson or Stacy Lewis is way more athletic than Annika ever was, but if the woman was on a major tournament course from the tips, she would have no chance to make the cut. Something like Harbour Town a woman could maybe finish top 25 on the right week.


A par 3 course mixed tournament could draw interest.

Someone get me The Ocho on the line, stat.
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Re: Tennis

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 27 Jun 2017, 16:22

JT99 wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
JT99 wrote:
the cheese wrote:I remember her saying in like...2012?...that Andy Murray would beat her 6-0, 6-0 and it would take about 20 minutes. Johnny Mac was totally in the right. NPR should stay the fuck away from sports.

I mean, Annika Sorenstam did this 15 years ago and got smoked. Different sport obviously, but just because the game is the same doesn't mean that the skill levels and physical abilities of the participants are.


Right.

I mean, they run marathons together right? A woman ever outright won?


I think there is a possibility that a woman golfer in the future could compete better with the men than Annika did. Someone like Lexi Thompson or Stacy Lewis is way more athletic than Annika ever was, but if the woman was on a major tournament course from the tips, she would have no chance to make the cut. Something like Harbour Town a woman could maybe finish top 25 on the right week.


A par 3 course mixed tournament could draw interest.

Someone get me The Ocho on the line, stat.


ion think so. That would be like a pro-am and the players wouldnt care.
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Re: Tennis

Postby Dthefritz » 27 Jun 2017, 21:38

CourtesyFlush wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:kanye west has never rapped about roger federer's ass, that's an intangible you can't exclude


This is fair. Also, Serena "owned" Johnny Mac...

Dear John, I adore and respect you but please please keep me out of your statements that are not factually based.


I've never played anyone ranked "there" nor do I have time. Respect me and my privacy as I'm trying to have a baby. Good day sir

However, based on what goose posted before she's played someone ranked around 200 and then wanted to change the requirement when the 200th ranked player kicked her ass.

You're thinking of a dude named Karsten Braasch, about 15 years ago or so. But what do you mean by "wanted to change the requirement" in this context?
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Re: Tennis

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 27 Jun 2017, 21:42

I don't know where anyone would get the idea that Serena wouldn't be able to whup some male ass

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Re: Tennis

Postby Dthefritz » 27 Jun 2017, 21:45

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:I don't know where anyone would get the idea that Serena wouldn't be able to whup some male ass


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Re: Tennis

Postby JichaelDick » 28 Jun 2017, 00:42

Dthefritz wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:I don't know where anyone would get the idea that Serena wouldn't be able to whup some male ass


Separated at birth?


Maybe I'm missing something, but I don't see Long Dick posting a video where Serena outright says she'd get pwn3d by Andy Murray anywhere near the whole Michelle/Melania kerfluffle.
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Re: Tennis

Postby jman » 28 Jun 2017, 07:43

JichaelDick wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:kanye west has never rapped about roger federer's ass, that's an intangible you can't exclude


This is fair. Also, Serena "owned" Johnny Mac...

Dear John, I adore and respect you but please please keep me out of your statements that are not factually based.


I've never played anyone ranked "there" nor do I have time. Respect me and my privacy as I'm trying to have a baby. Good day sir


She had the balls to try to hide behind that while there is a magazine cover of her doing the naked pregnancy photo pose? Yeah, she's really concerned about her privacy :roll:
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