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Re: Tennis

Postby Rodney Farva » 10 Jan 2017, 13:43

i'm not butthurt,i'm lazy
You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
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Re: Tennis

Postby BigJohnStudd » 16 Jan 2017, 21:44

Gregs Kite wrote:Yeah, let's not do our job as a messageboard moderator because we're a petty girl who's butthurt a poster made fun of him once.


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Re: Tennis

Postby SouthernYokel » 17 Jan 2017, 10:52

BigJohnStudd wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Yeah, let's not do our job as a messageboard moderator because we're a petty girl who's butthurt a poster made fun of him once.


Pretty girls don't have to do anything they don't want to.


he's right you know
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Re: Tennis

Postby Gregs Kite » 17 Jan 2017, 11:01

SouthernYokel wrote:
BigJohnStudd wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Yeah, let's not do our job as a messageboard moderator because we're a petty girl who's butthurt a poster made fun of him once.


Pretty girls don't have to do anything they don't want to.


he's right you know


I may be an idiot, but even I know this. Stupid, pretty girls. GRRR.
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Re: Tennis

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 15 Feb 2017, 11:08

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Re: Tennis

Postby TheWolf » 15 Feb 2017, 14:44

MisterTambourineMan wrote:Gorilla or Guerilla


Why can't it be both?
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Re: Tennis

Postby SouthernYokel » 15 Feb 2017, 14:49

Magilla Guerilla
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Re: Tennis

Postby Briandong79 » 15 Feb 2017, 14:55

SouthernYokel wrote:Magilla Guerilla


The original Vanilla Gorilla (also the best player in the history of my HS)

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Re: Tennis

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 15 Feb 2017, 15:03

Adler alleges that “ESPN bowed to pressure from those using social media, including Twitter,”


Dude, you have to to be careful as shit out there. People like 79 sit around all day every day waiting for this kind of thing to happen so they can pounce.
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Re: Tennis

Postby JichaelDick » 16 Feb 2017, 08:19

I truly think he meant "guerilla," as in an "unexpected tactic." It's silly.
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Re: Tennis

Postby Briandong79 » 16 Feb 2017, 09:13

JichaelDick wrote:I truly think he meant "guerilla," as in an "unexpected tactic." It's silly.


I assume so as well.
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Re: Tennis

Postby Goose » 16 Feb 2017, 10:13

Briandong79 wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:I truly think he meant "guerilla," as in an "unexpected tactic." It's silly.


I assume so as well.


I'm not so sure about that.

“You’ll see Venus move in, and put the gorilla/guerrilla effect on. Charging.”


Assuming his quote is accurate I've never heard somebody reference guerillas charging. Guerilla warfare is usually the opposite, waiting in ambush, picking your targets. Conversely, a gorilla charging is pretty standard behavior if nature shows are to be believed.

Google seems to back me up on this:

Google: guerilla charging

Any timeAll results
About 281,000 results (0.42 seconds)
Did you mean: gorilla charging


And googling "guerilla tennis" only has two distinct results, either articles about the comment or the old Andre Agassi Nike commercial.

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Re: Tennis

Postby JT99 » 16 Feb 2017, 10:21

Goose wrote:Assuming his quote is accurate I've never heard somebody reference guerillas charging. Guerilla warfare is usually the opposite, waiting in ambush, picking your targets. Conversely, a gorilla charging is pretty standard behavior if nature shows are to be believed.


Guerilla tennis is waiting in ambush and picking your spots when to charge the net and surprise your opponent.

Not overly-common phrase but it's used.
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Re: Tennis

Postby the cheese » 16 Feb 2017, 10:38

JT99 wrote:
Goose wrote:Assuming his quote is accurate I've never heard somebody reference guerillas charging. Guerilla warfare is usually the opposite, waiting in ambush, picking your targets. Conversely, a gorilla charging is pretty standard behavior if nature shows are to be believed.


Guerilla tennis is waiting in ambush and picking your spots when to charge the net and surprise your opponent.

Not overly-common phrase but it's used.


Yep.
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Re: Tennis

Postby Goose » 16 Feb 2017, 11:07

the cheese wrote:
JT99 wrote:
Goose wrote:Assuming his quote is accurate I've never heard somebody reference guerillas charging. Guerilla warfare is usually the opposite, waiting in ambush, picking your targets. Conversely, a gorilla charging is pretty standard behavior if nature shows are to be believed.


Guerilla tennis is waiting in ambush and picking your spots when to charge the net and surprise your opponent.

Not overly-common phrase but it's used.


Yep.


Kind of like if he described Venus being "being chained to the baseline like a slav?"

"I said slav, not slave! C'mon, everybody knows that slavs never come to the net!"

Despite your assertions I'm still a little dubious and will keep an eye on this.

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