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Re: Tennis

Postby CourtesyFlush » 20 Dec 2016, 14:03

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:"Tennis Star Petra Kvitova Badly Injured in Home Invasion"

Star? I dont think so. Never even heard of her.

She's won a little tournament called the All England Lawn Tennis Championships Wimbledon twice. Maybe you've heard of it?
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Re: Tennis

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 20 Dec 2016, 14:05

CourtesyFlush wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:"Tennis Star Petra Kvitova Badly Injured in Home Invasion"

Star? I dont think so. Never even heard of her.

She's won a little tournament called the All England Lawn Tennis Championships Wimbledon twice. Maybe you've heard of it?


Meh, thats just a gimmick tourney, like the French Open. The only ones that count are US and Australia. JK I think French is the only gimmick one.
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Re: Tennis

Postby SouthernYokel » 20 Dec 2016, 14:23

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Re: Tennis

Postby Dthefritz » 20 Dec 2016, 17:22

Goose wrote:Maybe move the fuck out of Jitzistan.

Yeah, what the hell is she trying to prove, living in a war zone like Czechia where she's 4 times less likely to get murdered than in the United States.
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Re: Tennis

Postby TheWolf » 20 Dec 2016, 17:29

Dthefritz wrote:
Goose wrote:Maybe move the fuck out of Jitzistan.

Yeah, what the hell is she trying to prove, living in a war zone like Czechia where she's 4 times less likely to get murdered than in the United States.


Don't you dare bring statistics and facts to a messageboard.
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Re: Tennis

Postby Dthefritz » 20 Dec 2016, 17:42

TheWolf wrote:
Dthefritz wrote:
Goose wrote:Maybe move the fuck out of Jitzistan.

Yeah, what the hell is she trying to prove, living in a war zone like Czechia where she's 4 times less likely to get murdered than in the United States.


Don't you dare bring statistics and facts to a messageboard.

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Re: Tennis

Postby TheWolf » 20 Dec 2016, 17:50

That sounds like another statistic.

I have been to both countries and have never been murdered in either, so my experience doesn't seem to hurt or help your point.
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Re: Tennis

Postby Dthefritz » 20 Dec 2016, 18:17

TheWolf wrote:That sounds like another statistic.

I have been to both countries and have never been murdered in either, so my experience doesn't seem to hurt or help your point.

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But MOST IMPORTANTLY, this recent incident with Ms. Kvitova speaks to a major national crisis on which all Czech people must introspect deeply for some time: That none of our top ranked female tennis players are attractive. The best looking of the bunch is currently ranked like 160th somewhere.

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Re: Tennis

Postby SouthernYokel » 21 Dec 2016, 09:52

you guys had Sylvia Saint, nobody's questioning the credentials of the Czech Republic.
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Re: Tennis

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 21 Dec 2016, 09:55

SouthernYokel wrote:you guys had Sylvia Saint, nobody's questioning the credentials of the Czech Republic.

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Re: Tennis

Postby Gregs Kite » 10 Jan 2017, 11:30

We don't have a badminton thread? I figured someone kooky and off the beaten path like Sco would have made one by now. Anyway, this is close enough:

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Re: Tennis

Postby JT99 » 10 Jan 2017, 11:34

Gregs Kite wrote:We don't have a badminton thread? I figured someone kooky and off the beaten path like Sco would have made one by now. Anyway, this is close enough:



http://www.sotsg.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=3968

Idiot.

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Re: Tennis

Postby Rodney Farva » 10 Jan 2017, 13:12

can, yes. will? ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Re: Tennis

Postby Gregs Kite » 10 Jan 2017, 13:17

Yeah, let's not do our job as a messageboard moderator because we're a petty girl who's butthurt a poster made fun of him once.
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Re: Tennis

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 10 Jan 2017, 13:17

Gregs Kite wrote:Yeah, let's not do our job as a messageboard moderator because we're a petty girl who's butthurt a poster made fun of him once.


I think he still has PTSD from the election.
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