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Re: Tennis

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 16 Feb 2017, 11:58

Forgot about this. Glad to see the content, because I don't know tennis enough to know if guerilla was a thing. I'm inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt - he used a rarely-used term and assholes pounced because it made them feel important/better.
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Re: Tennis

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 16 Feb 2017, 12:25

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Re: Tennis

Postby Briandong79 » 19 Apr 2017, 09:04

I don't want to give into hyperbole, but this is the greatest moment in tennis history:
http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu ... sota-open/

ETA: About 2 minutes into the video is the key part
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Re: Tennis

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 19 Apr 2017, 09:13

We sure there wasn't a women's match going on on another court?
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Re: Tennis

Postby ctz31 » 19 Apr 2017, 10:22

Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:We sure there wasn't a women's match going on on another court?


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Re: Tennis

Postby mj3528 » 12 Jun 2017, 10:03

Caroline Wozinacki with David Lee.

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she looks pretty, pretty good there.
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Re: Tennis

Postby Theny » 12 Jun 2017, 10:26

10 French Open titles for Nadal, most ever for a player at one major. Moved past Sampras with 15 grand slams. 3 more to catch Fed. GOAT.
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Re: Tennis

Postby Goose » 12 Jun 2017, 10:56

Theny wrote:10 French Open titles for Nadal, most ever for a player at one major. Moved past Sampras with 15 grand slams. 3 more to catch Fed. GOAT.


I'll give him the GOATOC title, but I think we'll need to wait until he, Federer and Djoker are retired to determine who is the GOAT.

Personally, I think it'll be:

1. Federer
2. Djoker
3. Nadal

I think Djoker comes back while Federer continues to fade and Nadal can only win on clay at this point in his career.
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Re: Tennis

Postby CourtesyFlush » 12 Jun 2017, 11:07

Goose wrote:
Theny wrote:10 French Open titles for Nadal, most ever for a player at one major. Moved past Sampras with 15 grand slams. 3 more to catch Fed. GOAT.


I'll give him the GOATOC title, but I think we'll need to wait until he, Federer and Djoker are retired to determine who is the GOAT.

Personally, I think it'll be:

1. Federer
2. Djoker
3. Nadal

I think Djoker comes back while Federer continues to fade and Nadal can only win on clay at this point in his career.

At his best Nadal was better than Federer, but for totality of career I'd tend to agree with Goose's rankings. Nadal is far and away the best clay court player of all time while Federer has the best total career when considering the other surfaces.
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Re: Tennis

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 12 Jun 2017, 15:14

Yeah but Sampras is banging Veronica Vaughn
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Re: Tennis

Postby JT99 » 18 Jun 2017, 18:02

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:Yeah but Sampras is banging Veronica Vaughn


The bus driver said that she is "one piece of assssssss". He knows from experience, dude, if you know what I mean.
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