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Re: NASCAR

Postby ctz31 » 22 Feb 2016, 10:58

Briandong79 wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:someone better at google than me find a gif of danica's crash. that is the most impressed i've ever been with her driving. she saved an airborne car.

I'd google 'Danica crash' but that would yield too many results. She sucks.


yeah i thought it would be easy to find since i could just look for the new paint scheme but nope, all go daddy wrecks.

oh she still sucks, i was just amazed she kept that car off the interior wall.


Agreed it was fantastic driving. Somehow this stayed on the TV the entire race. Not that I was watching the whole thing by any means but that means no kid ever switched it to Shawn The Sheep, no wife ever turned on some random HGTV show. Damn near a miracle.


Did you get any butt?
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Re: NASCAR

Postby Briandong79 » 22 Feb 2016, 10:59

ctz31 wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:someone better at google than me find a gif of danica's crash. that is the most impressed i've ever been with her driving. she saved an airborne car.

I'd google 'Danica crash' but that would yield too many results. She sucks.


yeah i thought it would be easy to find since i could just look for the new paint scheme but nope, all go daddy wrecks.

oh she still sucks, i was just amazed she kept that car off the interior wall.


Agreed it was fantastic driving. Somehow this stayed on the TV the entire race. Not that I was watching the whole thing by any means but that means no kid ever switched it to Shawn The Sheep, no wife ever turned on some random HGTV show. Damn near a miracle.


Did you get any butt?


In the middle of a Sunday afternoon? Why would that even be plausible?
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Re: NASCAR

Postby SouthernYokel » 22 Feb 2016, 11:01

Briandong79 wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:someone better at google than me find a gif of danica's crash. that is the most impressed i've ever been with her driving. she saved an airborne car.

I'd google 'Danica crash' but that would yield too many results. She sucks.


yeah i thought it would be easy to find since i could just look for the new paint scheme but nope, all go daddy wrecks.

oh she still sucks, i was just amazed she kept that car off the interior wall.


Agreed it was fantastic driving. Somehow this stayed on the TV the entire race. Not that I was watching the whole thing by any means but that means no kid ever switched it to Shawn The Sheep, no wife ever turned on some random HGTV show. Damn near a miracle.


Did you get any butt?


In the middle of a Sunday afternoon? Why would that even be plausible?


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Re: NASCAR

Postby Briandong79 » 22 Feb 2016, 11:03

SouthernYokel wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:someone better at google than me find a gif of danica's crash. that is the most impressed i've ever been with her driving. she saved an airborne car.

I'd google 'Danica crash' but that would yield too many results. She sucks.


yeah i thought it would be easy to find since i could just look for the new paint scheme but nope, all go daddy wrecks.

oh she still sucks, i was just amazed she kept that car off the interior wall.


Agreed it was fantastic driving. Somehow this stayed on the TV the entire race. Not that I was watching the whole thing by any means but that means no kid ever switched it to Shawn The Sheep, no wife ever turned on some random HGTV show. Damn near a miracle.


Did you get any butt?


In the middle of a Sunday afternoon? Why would that even be plausible?


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My wife's drive has never varied much during pregnancy, and besides, it was still the middle of the afternoon and our oldest doesn't nap.
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Re: NASCAR

Postby ctz31 » 22 Feb 2016, 11:11

Briandong79 wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:someone better at google than me find a gif of danica's crash. that is the most impressed i've ever been with her driving. she saved an airborne car.

I'd google 'Danica crash' but that would yield too many results. She sucks.


yeah i thought it would be easy to find since i could just look for the new paint scheme but nope, all go daddy wrecks.

oh she still sucks, i was just amazed she kept that car off the interior wall.


Agreed it was fantastic driving. Somehow this stayed on the TV the entire race. Not that I was watching the whole thing by any means but that means no kid ever switched it to Shawn The Sheep, no wife ever turned on some random HGTV show. Damn near a miracle.


Did you get any butt?


In the middle of a Sunday afternoon? Why would that even be plausible?


I picture you and the missus, giving the kid an ipad, and then sneaking into the bedroom or bathroom to blast off a quicky over the sink or against the bedroom door. Real weirdo shit.
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Re: NASCAR

Postby JT99 » 22 Feb 2016, 11:12

SouthernYokel wrote:someone better at google than me find a gif of danica's crash. that is the most impressed i've ever been with her driving. she saved an airborne car.


ffwd to :35

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Re: NASCAR

Postby mj3528 » 22 Feb 2016, 11:33

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SouthernYokel wrote:someone better at google than me find a gif of danica's crash. that is the most impressed i've ever been with her driving. she saved an airborne car.


ffwd to :35



was that skill or luck? I don't know the answer.
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Re: NASCAR

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 22 Feb 2016, 12:18

SouthernYokel wrote:someone better at google than me find a gif of danica's crash. that is the most impressed i've ever been with her driving. she saved an airborne car.


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Re: NASCAR

Postby SouthernYokel » 22 Feb 2016, 14:25

mj3528 wrote:
JT99 wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:someone better at google than me find a gif of danica's crash. that is the most impressed i've ever been with her driving. she saved an airborne car.


ffwd to :35



was that skill or luck? I don't know the answer.


i don't know about you but i would have cut the wheel to the right, trying to get back to where i'm supposed to be. she keeps them straight so the car is controllable when it gets back on the ground. seems simple but it's one of those things that's really hard to do when you think you're going to die in a flying car
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Re: NASCAR

Postby ctz31 » 22 Feb 2016, 15:33

SouthernYokel wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
JT99 wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:someone better at google than me find a gif of danica's crash. that is the most impressed i've ever been with her driving. she saved an airborne car.


ffwd to :35



was that skill or luck? I don't know the answer.


i don't know about you but i would have cut the wheel to the right, trying to get back to where i'm supposed to be. she keeps them straight so the car is controllable when it gets back on the ground. seems simple but it's one of those things that's really hard to do when you think you're going to die in a flying car


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Re: NASCAR

Postby Goose » 22 Feb 2016, 15:40

ctz31 wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
JT99 wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:someone better at google than me find a gif of danica's crash. that is the most impressed i've ever been with her driving. she saved an airborne car.


ffwd to :35



was that skill or luck? I don't know the answer.


i don't know about you but i would have cut the wheel to the right, trying to get back to where i'm supposed to be. she keeps them straight so the car is controllable when it gets back on the ground. seems simple but it's one of those things that's really hard to do when you think you're going to die in a flying car


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Re: NASCAR

Postby SouthernYokel » 22 Feb 2016, 16:07

ctz31 wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
JT99 wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:someone better at google than me find a gif of danica's crash. that is the most impressed i've ever been with her driving. she saved an airborne car.


ffwd to :35



was that skill or luck? I don't know the answer.


i don't know about you but i would have cut the wheel to the right, trying to get back to where i'm supposed to be. she keeps them straight so the car is controllable when it gets back on the ground. seems simple but it's one of those things that's really hard to do when you think you're going to die in a flying car


Spent a lot of time in flying cars?


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Re: NASCAR

Postby SouthernYokel » 15 Mar 2016, 09:38

this new "overtime" rule sure works. i cant help but feel like it's artificially creating close races. Much as i hate him, Harvick should have won Phoenix by half a lap and because of the new rule he had to magically hold off Carl Edwards on 2 tires.

that said i guess i like it all things considered. certainly would not have stuck around to watch Harvick win by half a lap.
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Re: NASCAR

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Re: NASCAR

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