Most Hated Sports Personality

Re: Most Hated Sports Personality

Postby CourtesyFlush » 17 Mar 2017, 08:39

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:Deep down, I think Skip Bayless knows he's trolling and doesn't believe at least half of what he says and, if I'm being a buck, is just doing it all for a buck. Which, hey, whatever, just means he has little to no integrity and his shows have been easy to avoid as I've never watched either and only see the very occasional clip where he's hilariously wrong or tweet where he's hilariously wrong. Meanwhile, Phil Simms is just a straight up retard. And he's impossible to avoid if you want to watch "the best" AFC afternoon game, the AFC playoffs, and/or the Super Bowl every 4 years. So die in a fire, Simms. Also, Major Applewhite was 10x the QB your bitch son was (and possesses infinitely more spleen).

I couldn't have said it any better. The obvious pick here is Phil Simms.
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Re: Most Hated Sports Personality

Postby the cheese » 17 Mar 2017, 08:40

CourtesyFlush wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:Deep down, I think Skip Bayless knows he's trolling and doesn't believe at least half of what he says and, if I'm being a buck, is just doing it all for a buck. Which, hey, whatever, just means he has little to no integrity and his shows have been easy to avoid as I've never watched either and only see the very occasional clip where he's hilariously wrong or tweet where he's hilariously wrong. Meanwhile, Phil Simms is just a straight up retard. And he's impossible to avoid if you want to watch "the best" AFC afternoon game, the AFC playoffs, and/or the Super Bowl every 4 years. So die in a fire, Simms. Also, Major Applewhite was 10x the QB your bitch son was (and possesses infinitely more spleen).

I couldn't have said it any better. The obvious pick here is Phil Simms.


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Re: Most Hated Sports Personality

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 17 Mar 2017, 09:13

Hello. I think I forgot to vote in the final four. I would of chosen these final 2. Congrats for not fucking that up, guys. Wasnt expecting that.

I am picking Phil Simms over Bayless. I think I'd hate Bayless a lot more if I reguraly had to deal with his nonsense. The only time I see anything that he says is when someone in my TL cherry picks a tweet from 4 years ago about Tebow or something. Otherwise, i have a job. I'm not an unemployed Obama-supporter.

So Phil Simms is my vote. He just sucks. So bad. That Desmond story will never get old and he wont live it down, as far as I am concerned. Go fuck yourself.
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Re: Most Hated Sports Personality

Postby JichaelDick » 17 Mar 2017, 09:32

Phil Simms. Bayless is an asshat, but Simms is just the Godawfulest. It ain't close.
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Re: Most Hated Sports Personality

Postby Goose » 17 Mar 2017, 09:54

If Bayless had a vote here, he'd troll us all by voting for Bayless.

If Simms had a vote here, he wouldn't be able to figure out how to log in.

Simms looks like he's going to win this thing running away and could probably repeat for years to come. He's like the UConn women's basketball team of bad announcing.
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Re: Most Hated Sports Personality

Postby ctz31 » 17 Mar 2017, 09:54

What is the desmond story? From that Lost program?

I will pile on. Simms is really the only truly terrible sports personality/announcers. Everyone else is fine in doses. Except for Simmons i guess. I haven't heard a thing from bayless in years. Is he still a thing?
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Re: Most Hated Sports Personality

Postby JichaelDick » 17 Mar 2017, 10:37

ctz31 wrote:What is the desmond story? From that Lost program?


Basically, Desmond Howard said something about how one of Phil's boys (want to say it was Matt, who played at Tennessee) sucked ass (because he did), and Phil threatened to kick Desmond's ass over it.
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Re: Most Hated Sports Personality

Postby JT99 » 17 Mar 2017, 10:42

JichaelDick wrote:
ctz31 wrote:What is the desmond story? From that Lost program?


Basically, Desmond Howard said something about how one of Phil's boys (want to say it was Matt, who played at Tennessee) sucked ass (because he did), and Phil threatened to kick Desmond's ass over it.


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Re: Most Hated Sports Personality

Postby ctz31 » 17 Mar 2017, 10:46

JT99 wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
ctz31 wrote:What is the desmond story? From that Lost program?


Basically, Desmond Howard said something about how one of Phil's boys (want to say it was Matt, who played at Tennessee) sucked ass (because he did), and Phil threatened to kick Desmond's ass over it.


http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Phil-Simms-wants-to-fight-Desmond-Howard-over-ho?urn=ncaaf-317322


Nice. Gotta defend the family. I will defer to colonel angus on matt simms though.
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Re: Most Hated Sports Personality

Postby TVF wannabe » 17 Mar 2017, 10:47

Bayless is the worst
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Re: Most Hated Sports Personality

Postby mj3528 » 17 Mar 2017, 10:52

As nearly everyone has said, if I had to be exposed to Bayless more he could win, but I am not and I see Simms all of the damn time. "Jeeem". Simms in a walk.
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Re: Most Hated Sports Personality

Postby mister bacon » 17 Mar 2017, 11:58

ctz31 wrote:
JT99 wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
ctz31 wrote:What is the desmond story? From that Lost program?


Basically, Desmond Howard said something about how one of Phil's boys (want to say it was Matt, who played at Tennessee) sucked ass (because he did), and Phil threatened to kick Desmond's ass over it.


http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Phil-Simms-wants-to-fight-Desmond-Howard-over-ho?urn=ncaaf-317322


Nice. Gotta defend the family. I will defer to colonel angus on matt simms though.


his son did suck. and no offense to phil but desmond is still in game shape and would have delivered the fade of a lifetime if phil tried it irl. i think desmond pretty much told him that too.

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phil simms is the painful and obvious choice. he has become worse than dierdorf and the goose combined.
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Re: Most Hated Sports Personality

Postby ctz31 » 17 Mar 2017, 12:16

mister bacon wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
JT99 wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
ctz31 wrote:What is the desmond story? From that Lost program?


Basically, Desmond Howard said something about how one of Phil's boys (want to say it was Matt, who played at Tennessee) sucked ass (because he did), and Phil threatened to kick Desmond's ass over it.


http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Phil-Simms-wants-to-fight-Desmond-Howard-over-ho?urn=ncaaf-317322


Nice. Gotta defend the family. I will defer to colonel angus on matt simms though.


his son did suck. and no offense to phil but desmond is still in game shape and would have delivered the fade of a lifetime if phil tried it irl. i think desmond pretty much told him that too.

edit: yup

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At NFL-Xperience and Phil Simms just threatened 2 hit me b/c I said his son was 1 of the worse QBs in the SEC. I told him "LET'S GO!"


phil simms is the painful and obvious choice. he has become worse than dierdorf and the goose combined.


Doesn't phil have retard strenf though? Ain't that a thing. I don't doubt he would lose though. White people can't fight for shit. too slow.
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Re: Most Hated Sports Personality

Postby Goose » 17 Mar 2017, 12:33

ctz31 wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
JT99 wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
ctz31 wrote:What is the desmond story? From that Lost program?


Basically, Desmond Howard said something about how one of Phil's boys (want to say it was Matt, who played at Tennessee) sucked ass (because he did), and Phil threatened to kick Desmond's ass over it.


http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Phil-Simms-wants-to-fight-Desmond-Howard-over-ho?urn=ncaaf-317322


Nice. Gotta defend the family. I will defer to colonel angus on matt simms though.


his son did suck. and no offense to phil but desmond is still in game shape and would have delivered the fade of a lifetime if phil tried it irl. i think desmond pretty much told him that too.

edit: yup

https://twitter.com/DesmondHoward/statu ... 2140862465

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At NFL-Xperience and Phil Simms just threatened 2 hit me b/c I said his son was 1 of the worse QBs in the SEC. I told him "LET'S GO!"


phil simms is the painful and obvious choice. he has become worse than dierdorf and the goose combined.


Doesn't phil have retard strenf though? Ain't that a thing. I don't doubt he would lose though. White people can't fight for shit. too slow.


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Re: Most Hated Sports Personality

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 17 Mar 2017, 12:37

Didn't Phil go after someone for saying Chris sucked in Tampa, too? And/or questioning his heart when his spleen ruptured?

ctz31 wrote:Doesn't phil have retard strenf though? Ain't that a thing. I don't doubt he would lose though. White people can't fight for shit. too slow.


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