The Long Dick of the Law wrote:Deep down, I think Skip Bayless knows he's trolling and doesn't believe at least half of what he says and, if I'm being a buck, is just doing it all for a buck. Which, hey, whatever, just means he has little to no integrity and his shows have been easy to avoid as I've never watched either and only see the very occasional clip where he's hilariously wrong or tweet where he's hilariously wrong. Meanwhile, Phil Simms is just a straight up retard. And he's impossible to avoid if you want to watch "the best" AFC afternoon game, the AFC playoffs, and/or the Super Bowl every 4 years. So die in a fire, Simms. Also, Major Applewhite was 10x the QB your bitch son was (and possesses infinitely more spleen).
I couldn't have said it any better. The obvious pick here is Phil Simms.