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Re: Darts

Postby Prez » 05 Apr 2017, 06:54

Final Four preview:

We play the #10 seed Bullsharks tonight who we beat 13-5 in the regular season. They are are a roll after dispatching the #7 and #2 seeds in the last two weeks. I was incorrect in my previous statement that the semi-finals are played at a neutral location, that is only the case for the finals. Same deal as before in that we have to play someplace other than our regular home bar because the other team there is still alive and had a better record than us (by 7 points) during the regular season. We will continue to play at the cramped bar where we've played our other playoff matches this year... why mess with success?

My prediction: Deadeyes win 20-14. It should be fun.
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Re: Darts

Postby Gregs Kite » 05 Apr 2017, 07:00

What is a bullshark? Is it as cool as a mudshark?
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Re: Darts

Postby Prez » 05 Apr 2017, 07:02

Gregs Kite wrote:What is a bullshark? Is it as cool as a mudshark?


I have no clue. I'll ask their captain tonight, his name is Skinny.
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Re: Darts

Postby JT99 » 05 Apr 2017, 07:03

Stay focused on tonight's match, Prez. No looking ahead. Take it one dart at a time.
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Re: Darts

Postby Prez » 05 Apr 2017, 07:09

JT99 wrote:Stay focused on tonight's match, Prez. No looking ahead. Take it one dart at a time.


I've been preaching that to the guys all week. The other semi-final is the top seeded Falcons vs. the #5 seed Scorpions.
Not so fun fact: our league has a consolation match for 3rd place so all the teams tonight will play again next week regardless or whether they win or lose.
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Re: Darts

Postby JichaelDick » 05 Apr 2017, 08:25

Play your game and make sure you reach the finals, you know the Falcons will choke away a chip opportunity, especially against a group from the Northeast.
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Re: Darts

Postby Prez » 05 Apr 2017, 08:27

JichaelDick wrote:Play your game and make sure you reach the finals, you know the Falcons will choke away a chip opportunity, especially against a group from the Northeast.


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Re: Darts

Postby JichaelDick » 05 Apr 2017, 08:30

I've found humo(u)r helps.
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Re: Darts

Postby TheWolf » 05 Apr 2017, 08:30

Prez wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:Play your game and make sure you reach the finals, you know the Falcons will choke away a chip opportunity, especially against a group from the Northeast.


I enjoyed that post


Plus one. Good on you for laughing at your own pain, Jike.
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Re: Darts

Postby Prez » 10 Apr 2017, 07:49

Here's a quick half-assed recap of the Deadeyes disappointing loss in the semi-finals:

The Bullsharks played extremely well and we played average at best. The match was fairly even in the early stages, but they took control by winning 4 of the available 6 points in Cricket (round 1) and 4 of 6 points in 501 (round 1). We were down 11-7 at the midway point and needed a rally... it never materialized. We had a slight surge in the second round of Cricket but still needed to sweep the final three 501 games to take the match. they played great in the first game and won the game and match before we ever had a chance at the out. Final score Bullsharks 19 - Deadeyes 13.

On a personal note, I played very well, wining 4 of my 5 games but it wasn't enough. I think some of my teammates were a little tight and nerves played a part in the loss. We have the dreaded consolation/3rd place match this week. Whatever.

So far on the season, we've raised nearly $400 for our team party, so that will be fun. We do have fun.
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Re: Darts

Postby Gregs Kite » 10 Apr 2017, 07:54

Quick look at Prez' team-mates:

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Re: Darts

Postby Prez » 10 Apr 2017, 07:56

Facts only. The stat sheet doesn't lie.
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Re: Darts

Postby Frank the Tank » 10 Apr 2017, 07:59

Prez wrote:Facts only. The stat sheet doesn't lie.


I think you were looking for "Bull don't lie."
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Re: Darts

Postby Briandong79 » 10 Apr 2017, 08:25

Prez wrote:So far on the season, we've raised nearly $400 for our team party, so that will be fun. We do have fun.


How do you raise money through a darts league?
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Re: Darts

Postby TheWolf » 10 Apr 2017, 08:26

Frank the Tank wrote:
Prez wrote:Facts only. The stat sheet doesn't lie.


I think you were looking for "Bull don't lie."


I think the memory is still a little too recent for Prez to talk about Bull right now.
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