ctz31 wrote:Prezbuluski, how about a breakdown of the upcoming season. The challengers, the pretenders, the bartenders and their tits. And cocks. Any antics/rivalries on the horizon?
Thanks for asking, I can do that.
The Deadeyes are heading into their sophomore season with the current crew of 8. I predicted our 5th place regular season finish last year (21 teams in the league), and this season begins with me feeling confident in a top 3. We play at one of the better establishments in the league with good dartboards, lighting, beer specials and yummy food available. It also doesn't hurt that we have 2 hot bartenders with great tits.
Kathy - Small package, young, Puerto Rican with some tats. Very friendly and easy on the eyes. She is a CT 8.
Enza - Great body and tittays on this one. She is more age appropriate and also extremely flirty, but unfortunately her husband is the co-owner and could squash me like a bug if he ever suspected I was hitting on his wife. His arms are bigger than my legs. She is a little flaky but easily a CT 9.
Our bar is known more for being a restaurant, and normally closes at 9 pm on Wednesdays, so when our match ends at 10 - 10:30, they want us to leave. It's pretty nice that we now have 2 different Forts nearby to go to after the match if we want to drink, smoke and shoot more darts etc. When playing away matches, we will typically hang out after the match and continue the fun.
We have fun.
Ballz: So, I fucking got a BJ for $250 total, and wore a rubber. It sucked, I couldnt even feel it, so i jeckyled onto her tits. She was cute. Not even that far out of my league, it was a waste of $250