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Postby Prez » 12 Dec 2014, 10:41

I think it's about time we had a darts thread. I'll use this to keep you up to date on my blossoming dart career and all the antics of my Wed night league.
I'll start off with arguably, the greatest match of all time featuring Phil "The Power" Taylor, the greatest dart player ever. Enjoy!

Ballz: So, I fucking got a BJ for $250 total, and wore a rubber. It sucked, I couldnt even feel it, so i jeckyled onto her tits. She was cute. Not even that far out of my league, it was a waste of $250
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Re: Darts

Postby Mario Speedwagon » 12 Dec 2014, 10:46

More of a Barney and Whitlock fan, myself.
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Re: Darts

Postby Prez » 12 Dec 2014, 10:53

Mario Speedwagon wrote:More of a Barney and Whitlock fan, myself.


This one features some Barney and your beloved Aussies:

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Re: Darts

Postby Gregs Kite » 12 Dec 2014, 13:05

I used to be in a darts league. I wasn't all that good. I think we were in like, D Division, which isn't very good. It was fun. We played in shitty, smoky bars with unattractive people everywhere, got drunk until 11pm or so, then drove home.

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Re: Darts

Postby babylurch » 12 Dec 2014, 13:22

I played in a darts league in college. I was fair. One night though I got to the bar extremely early and had several beers before the match started. It must have been the perfect number, because I was on fire. Couldn't miss. Until I hit a bullseye and the dart board fell off the wall and crushed my darts. I had to play the last match with the bar darts.

I could barely hit the board with them.
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Re: Darts

Postby Mario Speedwagon » 06 Jan 2015, 16:47

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Re: Darts

Postby the cheese » 06 Jan 2015, 17:43

Mario Speedwagon wrote:http://www.vice.com/read/i-fell-in-love-with-darts-joe-bish-868?utm_source=vicetwitterus

Darts! Darts! Darts!


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Re: Darts

Postby Mario Speedwagon » 10 Jan 2015, 07:54

There was a wee riot at the darts in Melbourne last night:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/articl ... ourne.html
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Re: Darts

Postby Frank the Tank » 10 Jan 2015, 11:09

I am less surprised by the riot than by the size of the venue. People complain hockey is hard to watch. I can't imagine trying to follow a dart from 400 feet away.
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Re: Darts

Postby Prez » 12 Jan 2015, 08:55

I had a longer version of this post but lost it because of the sotsg hamsters. Here is the summary:

Been hanging out at my dart bar local with a guy who went to OU and is a huge Sooners fan... reminds me of cheese. He's a doctor doing his residency with UConn at a hospital in Hartford. Good guy with a hot wife (also a doctor) that I asked to be on my dart team next year even though he isn't very good at darts.

Late in the night a really cute, young redhead wanted to join us for a game. She was very flirty and had her own darts (boing!) Way too young for me to be thinking about #freshbutt but I was enjoying her company. Turns out she is the daughter of a long lost friend of mine who was the captain of my dart team when I first joined the league 17 years ago. What a buzz kill.
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Re: Darts

Postby nova » 12 Jan 2015, 12:16

Prez wrote:Late in the night a really cute, young redhead wanted to join us for a game. She was very flirty and had her own darts (boing!) Way too young for me to be thinking about #freshbutt but I was enjoying her company. Turns out she is the daughter of a long lost friend of mine who was the captain of my dart team when I first joined the league 17 years ago. What a buzz kill.


I feel like the statute of limitations on your friendship has expired and you can bang her with impunity. #homanagement
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Re: Darts

Postby mister bacon » 12 Jan 2015, 12:26

nova wrote:
Prez wrote:Late in the night a really cute, young redhead wanted to join us for a game. She was very flirty and had her own darts (boing!) Way too young for me to be thinking about #freshbutt but I was enjoying her company. Turns out she is the daughter of a long lost friend of mine who was the captain of my dart team when I first joined the league 17 years ago. What a buzz kill.


I feel like the statute of limitations on your friendship has expired and you can bang her with impunity. #homanagement


you're in like flynn because you have the "we shouldn't be doing this" sexual tension that will exist due to the relationship between you and her father. i'll bet you can hit within a month. 60 days tops.
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Re: Darts

Postby Prez » 12 Jan 2015, 12:26

nova wrote:
Prez wrote:Late in the night a really cute, young redhead wanted to join us for a game. She was very flirty and had her own darts (boing!) Way too young for me to be thinking about #freshbutt but I was enjoying her company. Turns out she is the daughter of a long lost friend of mine who was the captain of my dart team when I first joined the league 17 years ago. What a buzz kill.


I feel like the statute of limitations on your friendship has expired and you can bang her with impunity. #homanagement


Good point.

1. She was REALLY young, like 21 or 22 young. I have loose morals but not that loose.

2. I just saw this guy for the first time in over 10 years about a month ago. It was at a Joe Bouchard show (original Blue Oyster Cult member). My long lost friend is really good friends with the drummer. Since I talked to him recently, the think the statute of limitations was reset. Verdict: buzzkill.
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Re: Darts

Postby mj3528 » 12 Jan 2015, 12:28

Prez wrote:
nova wrote:
Prez wrote:Late in the night a really cute, young redhead wanted to join us for a game. She was very flirty and had her own darts (boing!) Way too young for me to be thinking about #freshbutt but I was enjoying her company. Turns out she is the daughter of a long lost friend of mine who was the captain of my dart team when I first joined the league 17 years ago. What a buzz kill.


I feel like the statute of limitations on your friendship has expired and you can bang her with impunity. #homanagement


Good point.

1. She was REALLY young, like 21 or 22 young. I have loose morals but not that loose.

2. I just saw this guy for the first time in over 10 years about a month ago. It was at a Joe Bouchard show (original Blue Oyster Cult member). My long lost friend is really good friends with the drummer. Since I talked to him recently, the think the statute of limitations was reset. Verdict: buzzkill.


I am thinking most likely she would turn you down, but you should give it a shot. If she says yes, it was meant to be.
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Re: Darts

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 12 Jan 2015, 12:49

mj3528 wrote:
Prez wrote:
nova wrote:
Prez wrote:Late in the night a really cute, young redhead wanted to join us for a game. She was very flirty and had her own darts (boing!) Way too young for me to be thinking about #freshbutt but I was enjoying her company. Turns out she is the daughter of a long lost friend of mine who was the captain of my dart team when I first joined the league 17 years ago. What a buzz kill.


I feel like the statute of limitations on your friendship has expired and you can bang her with impunity. #homanagement


Good point.

1. She was REALLY young, like 21 or 22 young. I have loose morals but not that loose.

2. I just saw this guy for the first time in over 10 years about a month ago. It was at a Joe Bouchard show (original Blue Oyster Cult member). My long lost friend is really good friends with the drummer. Since I talked to him recently, the think the statute of limitations was reset. Verdict: buzzkill.


I am thinking most likely she would turn you down, but you should give it a shot. If she says yes, it was meant to be.

21, 22 is too young....???


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