They Call It Football: The Consolidated Soccer Thread

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Re: They Call It Football: The Consolidated Soccer Thread

Postby Rodney Farva » 21 Feb 2017, 13:13

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Re: They Call It Football: The Consolidated Soccer Thread

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Re: They Call It Football: The Consolidated Soccer Thread

Postby God Shamgod » 06 Mar 2017, 16:52

There is a section in Orlando's new MLS stadium where apparently you are allowed to set off smoke bombs. Nothing going to go wrong with that.
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Re: They Call It Football: The Consolidated Soccer Thread

Postby mj3528 » 06 Mar 2017, 16:57

God Shamgod wrote:There is a section in Orlando's new MLS stadium where apparently you are allowed to set off smoke bombs. Nothing going to go wrong with that.


I have only been to one Real Salt Lake game, but the section where the Latin Americans sit often set up smoke bombs to go along with the incessant drumming.

I think those items are permitted, but I think the stadium security just lets everything go in that section.
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Re: They Call It Football: The Consolidated Soccer Thread

Postby Jew Jitsu » 07 Mar 2017, 12:32

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Re: They Call It Football: The Consolidated Soccer Thread

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 20 Mar 2017, 09:51

so I went to an Atlanta United game, they destroyed my Chicago Fire :sad: . game was sold out :shock: , who knew people cared about this league. i find it pretty lame that they're called the United after i found out there's already another team in the league with that nickname. like if baseball expanded into vegas and named the new team the Las Vegas Red Sox....
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Re: They Call It Football: The Consolidated Soccer Thread

Postby SouthernYokel » 20 Mar 2017, 09:52

Dr Jeckyll wrote:so I went to an Atlanta United game, they destroyed my Chicago Fire :sad: . game was sold out :shock: , who knew people cared about this league. i find it pretty lame that they're called the United after i found out there's already another team in the league with that nickname. like if baseball expanded into vegas and named the new team the Las Vegas Red Sox....


i think that is a brand new expansion team. it probably still has the shine on it. stadium will be 15% capacity by mid-season next year, book it
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Re: They Call It Football: The Consolidated Soccer Thread

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 20 Mar 2017, 10:48

SouthernYokel wrote:
Dr Jeckyll wrote:so I went to an Atlanta United game, they destroyed my Chicago Fire :sad: . game was sold out :shock: , who knew people cared about this league. i find it pretty lame that they're called the United after i found out there's already another team in the league with that nickname. like if baseball expanded into vegas and named the new team the Las Vegas Red Sox....


i think that is a brand new expansion team. it probably still has the shine on it. stadium will be 15% capacity by mid-season next year, book it

Aren't there a couple of United MLS teams? And also, wtf is that even supposed to mean? Manchester United has to compete with Manchester City so.... what's so united about it???

In conclusion, soccer is stupid. Now excuse me while I resume my countdown of top 50 jazz artists from the greater Salt Lake City area
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Re: They Call It Football: The Consolidated Soccer Thread

Postby the cheese » 20 Mar 2017, 10:53

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
Dr Jeckyll wrote:so I went to an Atlanta United game, they destroyed my Chicago Fire :sad: . game was sold out :shock: , who knew people cared about this league. i find it pretty lame that they're called the United after i found out there's already another team in the league with that nickname. like if baseball expanded into vegas and named the new team the Las Vegas Red Sox....


i think that is a brand new expansion team. it probably still has the shine on it. stadium will be 15% capacity by mid-season next year, book it

Aren't there a couple of United MLS teams? And also, wtf is that even supposed to mean? Manchester United has to compete with Manchester City so.... what's so united about it???

In conclusion, soccer is stupid. Now excuse me while I resume my countdown of top 50 jazz artists from the greater Salt Lake City area


I think the United is signifies that two teams merged. There are at least five* United clubs in the English FA.

It's a BS affectation in the MLS though. Like Salt Lake City calling their team Real Salt Lake. Ain't no royal families in these here United States.


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Re: They Call It Football: The Consolidated Soccer Thread

Postby Rodney Farva » 20 Mar 2017, 11:44

i think that is meant like "man, that lake is real salty"
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Re: They Call It Football: The Consolidated Soccer Thread

Postby the cheese » 20 Mar 2017, 13:06

Rodney Farva wrote:i think that is meant like "man, that lake is real salty"


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Re: They Call It Football: The Consolidated Soccer Thread

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 27 Mar 2017, 13:49

So this Pulisic might be the real Freddy Adu, huh?
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Re: They Call It Football: The Consolidated Soccer Thread

Postby mister bacon » 27 Mar 2017, 14:34

MisterTambourineMan wrote:So this Pulisic might be the real Freddy Adu, huh?


yeah he's legit. legit enough to be coveted throughout europe. as long as he helps us in our continued quest to remain superior to england in soccer, he's ok with me.
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