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Postby Rodney Farva » 12 Aug 2017, 12:19

The guy I was with has lived overseas for 25 years so he doesn't have a tool box here.
You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
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Re: Take Me Fisting

Postby TheWolf » 21 Aug 2017, 08:08

I did a little fishing with the kids on vacation last week. Pup 1 caught 4 fish. Combined they might have weighed 1 pound. Pup 2 and I were shut out. We had fun.
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Re: Take Me Fisting

Postby babylurch » 21 Aug 2017, 08:18

Did he rub his relative success in your faces?
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Re: Take Me Fisting

Postby TheWolf » 21 Aug 2017, 08:59

babylurch wrote:Did he rub his relative success in your faces?


He didn't, but he made sure to brag to every other little kid that wasn't catching anything. "Oh, you caught a fish? I caught 4 yesterday." He's an asshole. I enjoy it when I'm not the target of his assholeishness.
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Re: Take Me Fisting

Postby jman » 05 Oct 2017, 15:21

Fishing terminology cracks me up. I get periodic emails from Gander Outdoors and today's topic was Walleye fishing:

If you are chasing these big hogs at night, crankbaits should be your first choice, period. My number one go-to bait is a Rapala Husky Jerk in a size 12 or 14.


Solid advice for crank selection.
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Postby TheWolf » 05 Oct 2017, 18:12

I don't think I could crank it to a husky size 12 or 14.
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Re: Take Me Fisting

Postby jman » 06 Oct 2017, 08:48

TheWolf wrote:I don't think I could crank it to a husky size 12 or 14.


how about jerking it to a big hog?
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Re: Take Me Fisting

Postby nova » 06 Oct 2017, 08:52

TheWolf wrote:I don't think I could crank it to a husky size 12 or 14.


I can, and have.
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Re: Take Me Fisting

Postby TheWolf » 06 Oct 2017, 09:26

nova wrote:
TheWolf wrote:I don't think I could crank it to a husky size 12 or 14.


I can, and have.


I'm kidding. I definitely could. I was just trying to do something with crank, husky, and size 12/14 there. It seemed like it needed to be done.
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Re: Take Me Fisting

Postby Briandong79 » 06 Oct 2017, 09:28

TheWolf wrote:
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TheWolf wrote:I don't think I could crank it to a husky size 12 or 14.


I can, and have.


I'm kidding. I definitely could. I was just trying to do something with crank, husky, and size 12/14 there. It seemed like it needed to be done.


I don't think I would crank it to one but have absolutely fucked a few.
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Re: Take Me Fisting

Postby TheWolf » 25 Nov 2017, 00:18

I turned my black Friday into blackfish friday. It was cold as fuck on the water this morning, but we persevered. Cracked beers at 8AM, ran out of beer by noon, caught our limit shortly after that. Pretty great day on the water, all things considered.
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Re: Take Me Fisting

Postby nerf66 » 25 Nov 2017, 13:43

TheWolf wrote:I turned my black Friday into blackfish friday. It was cold as fuck on the water this morning, but we persevered. Cracked beers at 8AM, ran out of beer by noon, caught our limit shortly after that. Pretty great day on the water, all things considered.


Noice. Lake? What kind of fish?
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Re: Take Me Fisting

Postby TheWolf » 27 Nov 2017, 11:26

nerf66 wrote:
TheWolf wrote:I turned my black Friday into blackfish friday. It was cold as fuck on the water this morning, but we persevered. Cracked beers at 8AM, ran out of beer by noon, caught our limit shortly after that. Pretty great day on the water, all things considered.


Noice. Lake? What kind of fish?


Ocean. Long Island Sound, to be specific. I believe Tautog is the proper name, but everyone around here calls them Blackfish.

Wikipedia wrote:The tautog or blackfish, Tautoga onitis, is a species of wrasse native to the western Atlantic Ocean from Nova Scotia to South Carolina.


The ones we caught weren't nearly this big, but they look like this:

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They are bottom-feeders, hanging out in rock beds and eating shellfish. We were catching them with crabs. They're pretty good eating. He was supposed to bring me some filets yesterday but seems to have blown me off. Dick.
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Re: Take Me Fisting

Postby mj3528 » 27 Nov 2017, 17:38

This was a dumb post on deadspin, but I like the pics of women with fish:

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