Bowlong

Re: Bowlong

Postby Prez » 23 Feb 2015, 08:02

ctz31 wrote:
Prez wrote:Went again yesterday and had my best series since my triumphant return to the "sport".
Shot 189, 254 and 195. I had 9 strikes in a row in the middle game /baller


Congrats. What did you do, blow the 10th frame in game 2? Need to improve: Not choking.


The choke was a split in the 3rd frame. I had 3 strikes in the 10th...


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Re: Bowlong

Postby ctz31 » 23 Feb 2015, 08:03

Prez wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
Prez wrote:Went again yesterday and had my best series since my triumphant return to the "sport".
Shot 189, 254 and 195. I had 9 strikes in a row in the middle game /baller


Congrats. What did you do, blow the 10th frame in game 2? Need to improve: Not choking.


The choke was a split in the 3rd frame. I had 3 strikes in the 10th...


Prez254game.jpg


Well how about that? Well done.
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Re: Bowlong

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 23 Feb 2015, 09:01

Prez wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
Prez wrote:Went again yesterday and had my best series since my triumphant return to the "sport".
Shot 189, 254 and 195. I had 9 strikes in a row in the middle game /baller


Congrats. What did you do, blow the 10th frame in game 2? Need to improve: Not choking.


The choke was a split in the 3rd frame. I had 3 strikes in the 10th...


Prez254game.jpg



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Re: Bowlong

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 29 Feb 2016, 08:44

The untold story behind PDW's record-breaking 5th US Open title back in 2012:

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AND....

PDW and Terrell Owens just won the CP3 PBA Celebrity Invitational:

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Re: Bowlong

Postby TheWolf » 03 Apr 2016, 13:10

I did a little bowlong yesterday. Hadn't played in close to a year probably, and i was never very Prez-like to begin with, but i thought i played ok. Went 134-132, then in game 3 I tried messing around with a curve and realized I don't know how to do it. I went back to the straight ball for the last 3 frames,
when it looked like my wife was gonna beat me, but it was too late. I rolled an even 100, and she beat me with 104, her best score of the day.

Pup #1 had a blast, and didn't seem to mind that he had to watch his ball for about 9 minutes before it reached the pins.

My fucking mom - who last time I saw her bowl posted a score in the 30s, including a 4 frame stretch in which she knocked over 2 pins - kicked everyone's ass with a 169-153.
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Re: Bowlong

Postby Theny » 03 Apr 2016, 18:32

Out-bowled by your wife and your mom. On the same day. Awesome.
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Re: Bowlong

Postby Goose » 09 Nov 2017, 14:40

Our office had a forced fun event last Friday. We went bowling. About 17 people showed up. We ate bad pizza and drank cheap beer. I haven't bowled in about 10 years (also at a company event).

The highlights included:

A dude I barely know brought his smoking hot wife and I got to talk to her for a while. Turns out she graduated from USF and was all into AAC talk.

The guy who brought his own ball and shoes lost to a kid from China. Both of them were around 200 every game. They played head to head, every other lane had 3-4 people.

I won both games in my group with a 134 and a 156. I started the first game with a 1 in the first frame (sniped the 7 pin, then over-corrected and missed in the gutter on the 10 pin side), but rallied. During the second game in the third frame I got in a good groove and went X-X-X-spare, then in the seventh frame got a 2. Sounds about right.

That should be enough for the next ten years.
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Re: Bowlong

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 09 Nov 2017, 19:54

Goose wrote:A dude I barely know brought his smoking hot wife and I got to talk to her for a while. Turns out she graduated from USF and was all into AAC talk.


"into AAC talk" meaning she also has lots of pics in scanty attire which she shared with you and now you will with us?
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Re: Bowlong

Postby Prez » 15 Nov 2017, 10:11

Mookie Betts rolls a 300 game

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