I did a little bowlong yesterday. Hadn't played in close to a year probably, and i was never very Prez-like to begin with, but i thought i played ok. Went 134-132, then in game 3 I tried messing around with a curve and realized I don't know how to do it. I went back to the straight ball for the last 3 frames,
when it looked like my wife was gonna beat me, but it was too late. I rolled an even 100, and she beat me with 104, her best score of the day.
Pup #1 had a blast, and didn't seem to mind that he had to watch his ball for about 9 minutes before it reached the pins.
My fucking mom - who last time I saw her bowl posted a score in the 30s, including a 4 frame stretch in which she knocked over 2 pins - kicked everyone's ass with a 169-153.
"our kayaking guy sucked and came last"