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Re: Bowlong

Postby JT99 » 05 Jul 2014, 10:40

Theny wrote:Ctz's 230. I have no doubt you can bang out some pins, prez. ^5


31 is from Buffalo, brah. People from cold areas have nothing to do from October to May so they drink beer and bowl.

I'll allow it.
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Re: Bowlong

Postby ctz31 » 05 Jul 2014, 11:04

Yea dude. Ty. Plus I was drinking. I do everything better on booze. Plus I'm 23-1 in boach right now. I obviously know my way around balls. I'm offended and disturbed by this insinuation.
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Re: Bowlong

Postby chrisco » 05 Jul 2014, 19:05

ctz31 wrote:Yea dude. Ty. Plus I was drinking. I do everything better on booze. Plus I'm 23-1 in boach right now. I obviously know my way around balls. I'm offended and disturbed by this insinuation.


23-1: This summer, last 10 days, this weekend?

Where does that put you on the circuit? Will we be seeing you in the Tony D Memorial All Star Game with those numbers?
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Re: Bowlong

Postby ctz31 » 10 Jul 2014, 06:57

chrisco wrote:
ctz31 wrote:Yea dude. Ty. Plus I was drinking. I do everything better on booze. Plus I'm 23-1 in boach right now. I obviously know my way around balls. I'm offended and disturbed by this insinuation.


23-1: This summer, last 10 days, this weekend?

Where does that put you on the circuit? Will we be seeing you in the Tony D Memorial All Star Game with those numbers?


This summer. We did lose one of three last night in disappointing fashion. Puts us at 28-2 through the first 10 weeks. Good enough for first place in the NF circuit, but not by much. Gonna be an exciting 2nd half. I'm enjoying this season very much, almost as much as i'd imagine the new gk would.
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Re: Bowlong

Postby Prez » 24 Jan 2015, 17:41

As mentioned in the weekend thread, I'm reviving my bowling career. I met my buddy who introduced me to a top local pro shop guy, he spent some time watching me throw a game and set me up with a sweet (used) ball that he drilled on the spot. I also bought some shoes and he gave me a few pointers to help improve my game. We went out for some DIRT WINGS and beer and then went to a different alley to throw a few games. I shot 196, 189, 193. If I could just make a 10 pin spare, I would've broke 200 all three games. Unfortunately that means I need to invest in a plastic ball for spares that doesn't hook. Best part about the new ball is that it's 15 lbs instead of 16 like I'm used to, and it's perfectly drilled to my hand and fingers so there was no pain/discomfort after bowling like the last 5 times I went with my old ball.

The plan is go bowling occasionally, maybe sub for one of my buddy's teams, then join a league next fall.
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Re: Bowlong

Postby babylurch » 24 Jan 2015, 19:20

How do they fill the old holes so that you re-drill the ball for you?
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Re: Bowlong

Postby Prez » 25 Jan 2015, 00:31

babylurch wrote:How do they fill the old holes so that you re-drill the ball for you?


I have no idea. In the 20 seconds I was willing to devote to a lougle search, this is what i came up with* :

http://www.bowlingthismonth.com/bowling-tips/the-effect-of-plugging-and-redrilling-on-bowling-ball-mass-properties/

*It doesn't actually answer the question.

ETA: this does: http://www.ehow.com/how_4869856_plug-bowling-ball.html
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Re: Bowlong

Postby Rodney Farva » 25 Jan 2015, 02:09

drilling.

plug.

tee hee.
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Re: Bowlong

Postby Prez » 03 Feb 2015, 13:58

Went again last Friday. We got 2 lanes to simulate a league condition and it was harder since the oil pattern was much different on each one. I shot 165, 149, 193, 214. I'm still missing most of my spares on the right side of the lane and obviously will need to buy a plastic spare ball before joining a league next fall. My buddy who I've been going with is averaging 231 in his league. He shot 805 and 815 in back to back weekend tournaments last month. For those who don't know, an 800 series is rarer than a 300 game.
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Re: Bowlong

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 03 Feb 2015, 14:16

Which league has access to the fresher butt: bowlong or darts?
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Re: Bowlong

Postby mj3528 » 03 Feb 2015, 14:18

Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:Which league has access to the fresher butt: bowlong or darts?


I am going to guess both leagues have dismal prospects in that department.
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Re: Bowlong

Postby Prez » 03 Feb 2015, 14:27

Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:Which league has access to the fresher butt: bowlong or darts?


I have not bowled in a league since 1992 but in the few times I've been lately, I'd say bowling has a slight edge. Both suck, doe.
The butt in my dart league is pretty dismal but there are plenty of cute GIRLS playing on the weekend. Unfortunately I'm not jokeing when I say girls, because they are way too young for me. #mawg
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Re: Bowlong

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 03 Feb 2015, 14:30

You should look into the butt in the bocce leagues.
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Re: Bowlong

Postby Prez » 23 Feb 2015, 07:33

Went again yesterday and had my best series since my triumphant return to the "sport".
Shot 189, 254 and 195. I had 9 strikes in a row in the middle game /baller
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Re: Bowlong

Postby ctz31 » 23 Feb 2015, 07:50

Prez wrote:Went again yesterday and had my best series since my triumphant return to the "sport".
Shot 189, 254 and 195. I had 9 strikes in a row in the middle game /baller


Congrats. What did you do, blow the 10th frame in game 2? Need to improve: Not choking.
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