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Re: Softball

Postby Frank the Tank » 07 Nov 2015, 13:20

I am hot garbage at softball. I'd go high in curling, but other sports I need to be picked towards the rear of the order.
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Re: Softball

Postby BigJohnStudd » 08 Nov 2015, 02:17

I haven't played in a while, but I used to be pretty good. I could find the empty spot in the outfield.
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Re: Softball

Postby Prez » 08 Nov 2015, 09:07

Catz. Just found this, from circa 1991:

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Ballz: So, I fucking got a BJ for $250 total, and wore a rubber. It sucked, I couldnt even feel it, so i jeckyled onto her tits. She was cute. Not even that far out of my league, it was a waste of $250
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Re: Softball

Postby Frank the Tank » 08 Nov 2015, 09:46

Dare I say that hair is "Farva-esque"?
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Re: Softball

Postby the cheese » 08 Nov 2015, 15:53

Prez is front row center right?
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Re: Softball

Postby Prez » 08 Nov 2015, 16:23

the cheese wrote:Prez is front row center right?


Nope, I'm the one who looks like Brad Ausmus... only better
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Re: Softball

Postby CourtesyFlush » 08 Nov 2015, 16:48

Prez which girls did you bang on that team? /that was #QM btw
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Re: Softball

Postby Prez » 08 Nov 2015, 17:09

CourtesyFlush wrote:Prez which girls did you bang on that team? /that was #QM btw


I only banged one. Three of the women were/are married to a friend, and three of them are confirmed lesbians.
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Re: Softball

Postby Mario Speedwagon » 08 Nov 2015, 17:17

Prez wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:Prez which girls did you bang on that team? /that was #QM btw


I only banged one. Three of the women were/are married to a friend, and three of them are confirmed lesbians.


Your friend's a polygamist?
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Re: Softball

Postby Prez » 08 Nov 2015, 17:20

Mario Speedwagon wrote:
Prez wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:Prez which girls did you bang on that team? /that was #QM btw


I only banged one. Three of the women were/are married to a friend, and three of them are confirmed lesbians.


Your friend's a polygamist?


No, I'm a moran who can't type.
Besides me and my wipe, there are 3 other couples in the pic that I've been friends with for many years. Two are since divorced and one is still married.
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Re: Softball

Postby Gregs Kite » 08 Nov 2015, 18:48

Prez wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:First round:
ONTB
Longwind
FTT
Balls
Goobis
31
Fulsh
IMS
JT

Second Round:
PJ
Theny
Goose
Yoke
MTM
Dongbag
Clayton
Dunk
Jike

ETA: Had to replace Dooze with Clayton. I forgot his extensive lax bro experience. Him, Yoke and Theny can swap recipes and gossip on the bench together.


Was my omission because you think I'd suck or that I'll be dead before we play the game?


I assumed you'd be high in the dugout with two Connecticut 7 MILFs. No hard feelings.
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Re: Softball

Postby Rodney Farva » 08 Nov 2015, 20:20

is the wipe the one you have your elbow resting on?

the one with the glasses, not the black hair.
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Re: Softball

Postby JichaelDick » 09 Nov 2015, 10:29

I mean, how can a slap-hitting singles hitter with absolutely no ability to pull the ball and a defensive liability go dead last? HOW?!
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Re: Softball

Postby Goose » 09 Nov 2015, 15:35

Prez's team pic reminds me of my D-league city championship team from the mid-90's. We had four lesbians, one former college softball player (surprisingly married to a guy on the team) and a bunch of drunk guys. We won by mercy rule every game but a couple. The best part was that during the games our side of the bleachers was all women.
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Re: Softball

Postby babylurch » 09 Nov 2015, 16:05

I was about halfway through my self-imposed hiatus from softball in 1991.
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