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Horse Racing

PostPosted: 05 May 2006, 09:29
by BostonSucksMyBalls
Anyone know anything about horse racing? Anyone have any predictions for the Derby? I need to blow some cash at the Turf Club.

Re: Horse Racing

PostPosted: 05 May 2006, 09:31
by PhillyJim76
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:Anyone know anything about horse racing? Anyone have any predictions for the Derby? I need to blow some cash at the Turf Club.


Bet on the horse that looks like Tiff.

Re: Horse Racing

PostPosted: 05 May 2006, 09:38
by Theny
PhillyJim76 wrote:Bet on the horse that looks like Tiff.


Hi yo!

You could also bet on the horse that looks like Thief. But that horse is running in the Zaire Derby.

Re: Horse Racing

PostPosted: 05 May 2006, 09:39
by JichaelDick
Theny wrote:
PhillyJim76 wrote:Bet on the horse that looks like Tiff.


Hi yo!

You could also bet on the horse that looks like Thief. But that horse is running in the Zaire Derby.


It is now 3445943853043590345843905430582350439543057430584305-2. Don't you think enough is enough at this point?

Re: Horse Racing

PostPosted: 05 May 2006, 09:40
by Theny
JichaelDick wrote:
Theny wrote:
PhillyJim76 wrote:Bet on the horse that looks like Tiff.


Hi yo!

You could also bet on the horse that looks like Thief. But that horse is running in the Zaire Derby.


It is now 3445943853043590345843905430582350439543057430584305-2. Don't you think enough is enough at this point?


Not until she apologizes and "makes it up to me." Although, come to think of it, she's probably incredibly tainted by now.

PostPosted: 05 May 2006, 09:40
by SouthernYokel
i'm actually surprised theny hasn't said something about the Christian Childrens Fund pic she posted.

PostPosted: 05 May 2006, 09:42
by Theny
SouthernYokel wrote:i'm actually surprised theny hasn't said something about the Christian Childrens Fund pic she posted.


Too easy.

PostPosted: 05 May 2006, 09:51
by PhillyJim76
Theny wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:i'm actually surprised theny hasn't said something about the Christian Childrens Fund pic she posted.


Too easy.


Besides, I was here early and nailed the "mmutoni" line about it.

PostPosted: 05 May 2006, 09:52
by SouthernYokel
PhillyJim76 wrote:
Theny wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:i'm actually surprised theny hasn't said something about the Christian Childrens Fund pic she posted.


Too easy.


Besides, I was here early and nailed the "mmutoni" line about it.


Careful simmons, you don't want to congratulate yourself too much for your quality jokes.

PostPosted: 05 May 2006, 10:02
by PhillyJim76
SouthernYokel wrote:
PhillyJim76 wrote:
Theny wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:i'm actually surprised theny hasn't said something about the Christian Childrens Fund pic she posted.


Too easy.


Besides, I was here early and nailed the "mmutoni" line about it.


Careful simmons, you don't want to congratulate yourself too much for your quality jokes.


That was actually hench's line. Seriously though, i lit up like christmas day when she posted that pic. thank goodness for everyone i have no photoshop skills, or it would have gotten ugly......like bubba sparxx ugly.

PostPosted: 05 May 2006, 10:13
by ONTB
After studying the tape and traveling around the country watching horse racing and fucking chicks with big ugly hats and big pretty tits, I've decided to throw my money behind Bushfire who is going off at 5-1. Bushfire loves the slop, loves it, eats it up. Eats the slop. Born to slop. His father was a mudder. His mother was a mudder.

PostPosted: 05 May 2006, 11:16
by BostonSucksMyBalls
Dammit, you made that horse up. I hear good things about this Sweetnorthernsaint. He is 10-1.

PostPosted: 05 May 2006, 13:42
by SouthernYokel
ONTB wrote:After studying the tape and traveling around the country watching horse racing and fucking chicks with big ugly hats and big pretty tits, I've decided to throw my money behind Bushfire who is going off at 5-1. Bushfire loves the slop, loves it, eats it up. Eats the slop. Born to slop. His father was a mudder. His mother was a mudder.


What did I just say??

PostPosted: 05 May 2006, 14:21
by mister bacon
I thought that this was a WNBA thread. never mind.

PostPosted: 05 May 2006, 14:36
by God Shamgod
mister bacon wrote:I thought that this was a WNBA thread. never mind.


Well played.


Since my dad retired, all he does is play golf, drink, and bet horses. He's made some pretty good $$$. I'll talk to him later today and see what he is feeling in the Derby.

ETA: The old man laid down some fat bets today. Has a trifecta of 11,1,7.

Notes 1,2 as good value picks with closing ability.