Sport/Nottasport

Re: Sport/Nottasport

Postby SouthernYokel » 24 Oct 2013, 08:31

really should have gone with New Kings of the Board.
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Re: Sport/Nottasport

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 09 Jan 2014, 11:04

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Re: Sport/Nottasport

Postby Gregs Kite » 29 Jan 2014, 11:56

Tak Ball:

Apr 22, 2015 3:49 pm Clayton Bigsby i enjoy sports

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Re: Sport/Nottasport

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 29 Jan 2014, 12:02

In!
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Re: Sport/Nottasport

Postby JT99 » 13 Feb 2014, 11:58

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Re: Sport/Nottasport

Postby Prez » 14 Apr 2014, 13:24

Bacon's post about me playing darts with portly coloreds reminded me that I never posted about our playoff match last week against the Dirty Underwear Gang. We lost in a close match 19-17.

A roundup of the guys who beat us:

Hispanics:
Tuto - covered in tats including 2 tears (doesn't each tear mean that you've killed someone?)
Looch - weed dealer
Uncle Pete - Old guy who tells (usually funny) jokes
Tone (Tony?) - This guy shot a TON-80 against us the previous week while on crutches

Nogs:
Lenny - short dude, always wears Red Sox gear
Chuck - big guy, always angry
Lenny and Chuck got in a very real, very loud fight right near the end of the match. I thought there might be a gun pulled or cops called. Of course after they won, it was shugs all around.

Not sure if they are hispanic or nog:
Tito
Rick
Both these guys are fairly light skinned and could go either way on the hispanic/nog scale.

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Re: Sport/Nottasport

Postby Briandong79 » 04 Aug 2014, 12:02

Under Armour is using a ballerina as the face of their women's line, kind of an interesting story:

http://espn.go.com/espnw/athletes-life/ ... y-copeland
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Re: Sport/Nottasport

Postby Colonel Angus » 04 Aug 2014, 12:06

Briandong79 wrote:Under Armour is using a ballerina as the face of their women's line, kind of an interesting story:

http://espn.go.com/espnw/athletes-life/ ... y-copeland


That girl's hot. One of my FB friends posted an article about her last night, which included this NSFW-ish pic:

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Re: Sport/Nottasport

Postby Prez » 10 Sep 2014, 09:31

Kit wrote:Gregs Kite - Wed Sep 10, 2014 10:06 am: Prez: assignment, give us an update on the dart league


Darts is losing the appeal it once had for a number of reasons. I'm considering becoming a part-timer or blowing off the season.

1. Friend #1 is unlikely to play this year because his son is into high school wrestling which conflicts with darts.

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2. Friend #2 is not playing this year because he is happily married to a hot insatiable woman who keeps him happy at home (also doesn't really get along with the current team captain)

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3. I fucking hate the guts of the weekday bartender at our home bar. He is a known dick, but I just can't deal with him any more.

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4. Team captain is a good kid but a terrible dart captain. He looks kinda like this:

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I was planning on jumping back to the team I played for 2 seasons ago but they are full. If I could find a decent bar to play, I would consider trying to put my old team back together but I've already tried with no success. I'll probably just stay where I'm at and become a part-timer. :beatsme:
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Re: Sport/Nottasport

Postby Rodney Farva » 10 Sep 2014, 12:46

prez's plan for making darts fun again:

1. don't join a team
2. sit at the bar getting faced while the league plays
3. mock the darting failures of others
4. fuck bitches
5. get paid
6. profit

hopefully #s 4 through 6 will make up for the fact you'll have to suffer being served by a douchebag bartender.
You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
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Re: Sport/Nottasport

Postby Prez » 17 Sep 2014, 23:50

Prez wrote:
Clayton Bigsby wrote:Image


Nice work.

ETA: I noticed when bix quoted the shoutbox above, the link to my logo broke.

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Here is the logo of another Puerto Rican team in our league (not the Gorillas) I thought this was similar to Bix's work above. The gorilla on this K.O.T.B. shirt is on the Hartford Capitol.

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Re: Sport/Nottasport

Postby Theny » 18 Sep 2014, 05:15

I was watching pro darts on TV the other day. Did you know the top player in the world makes around 650K a year?!?
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Re: Sport/Nottasport

Postby Mario Speedwagon » 18 Sep 2014, 06:44

Theny wrote:I was watching pro darts on TV the other day. Did you know the top player in the world makes around 650K a year?!?


Barney was my favourite darts player but I think he's fallen off. The new favourite is Simon "The Wizard" Whitlock, but he's a bit inconsistent.
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Re: Sport/Nottasport

Postby BigJohnStudd » 10 May 2015, 16:34

Polish dragon boat tug-of-war:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvid ... f-war.html (page has auto-play video w/sound).

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I vote: sport.
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Re: Sport/Nottasport

Postby chrisco » 26 Sep 2015, 10:23

I just bought ping pong balls from THE sports authority. Ergo, sport.
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