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Re: WNBA

Postby DirtDawg » 09 Oct 2009, 12:14

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:Game 5 (Best of 5) is tonite in Phoenix, 9 PM EST. Indy could have taken the title on their home floor the other night, but they gagged. Katie Douglas choked in front of her hometown fans. Everyone forgets this, but she spent her entire career in Seattle (I think) before coming home to Indy last year. But she shot the ball like Michael Beasley (RIGHT SIMMONS?) and the Mercury beat their ass.

I predict PHX wins tonite by 10ish. Cappie Pondexter will carry them. If you havent seen this young phenom play, tune in tonight. You are in for a treat. she really does play like a dude. Meaning, she isnt terrible. She'll remind you of Jimmy Chitwood with her skills. The Feve have Tamika Catchings, who is good, but she played like the H she is the other day, and vows to play determined tonite. It wont be enough. I swallow men's cum. The Merc's fans are gonna will them to victory. Indy is gonna feel like Andy Dufresne crawling through the sewer full of dootie. Its gonna be awesome.

Phx 85
Ind 76

Go Merc!


That was the best WNBA Finals review I've read all day.
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Re: WNBA

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 09 Oct 2009, 22:56

Somehow WNBA was a trending topic on Twitter tonight. Seems kind of fishy considering no one watches that league.
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Re: WNBA

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 13 May 2010, 21:32

Expect Great.
Be Let Down.
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Re: WNBA

Postby Prez » 05 Oct 2010, 07:37

Diana Taurasi poses nude. Ewwww.

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To make up for posting that, here's the USA Womens Water Polo team nude from the same issue of ESPN The Mag:

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Ballz: So, I fucking got a BJ for $250 total, and wore a rubber. It sucked, I couldnt even feel it, so i jeckyled onto her tits. She was cute. Not even that far out of my league, it was a waste of $250
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Re: WNBA

Postby Frank the Tank » 05 Oct 2010, 08:54

I knew ESPN the Mag was having circulation issues but they must be really desperate if they're publishing "the body issue".
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Re: WNBA

Postby nova » 05 Oct 2010, 08:59

They did it last year, too. Ghastly stuff.
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Re: WNBA

Postby TVF wannabe » 06 Oct 2010, 09:19

Local radio guys were killing Amare this morning, apparently only his finger is covering his package.
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Re: WNBA

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 22 Sep 2011, 01:38

AHHHHH SHIT, YA'LL READY FOR THE WESTERN CONFERENCE SEMIS!? And some chick with supposedly the name Simone Augustus, if that is her real name?

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HOMETOWN HERO! Lindse...y? Walen? Wahlen? Walllen?

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splllllllloooooooooooooge

And the women with the biggest dick since Reggie Miller's bigger brother, Maya Moore!

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I haven't felt this gay for a man since reading a message board post on Sons of Sam Horn.

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Re: WNBA

Postby BigJohnStudd » 02 Oct 2011, 17:01

What else is a Minny fan gonna do? Watch the Vikes? Fuck that noise:

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Or, if you prefer:

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Re: WNBA

Postby bosux » 05 Oct 2011, 14:04

we have former wnba center working in my dept...6'3"...4 year all-conference at a mid-major
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if the democratic power machine is so tone deaf as to foist $hrillary upon the electorate they will lose to Trump...bet on it
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Re: WNBA

Postby mj3528 » 05 Oct 2011, 14:14

bosux wrote:we have former wnba center working in my dept...6'3"...4 year all-conference at a mid-major


at least give us her name so we can google. she is a public figure, she won't mind.
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Re: WNBA

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 05 Oct 2011, 21:12

WTTLL?
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Re: WNBA

Postby bosux » 06 Oct 2011, 13:47

Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:WTTLL?


tough to say...she's a big girl...face not too bad
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if the democratic power machine is so tone deaf as to foist $hrillary upon the electorate they will lose to Trump...bet on it
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Re: WNBA

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 01 May 2012, 09:45

PS: I will never like July 27th. It will always be the day Reggie died. I just hate this day. True Celtic fans know what I mean.

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Re: WNBA

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 16 May 2012, 11:30

I am shocked, SHOCKED, to find out Simone Augustus is a gay. Shocked.

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What a twist! This is just like the end of The Sixth Sense.

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