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Re: Golf

Postby mj3528 » 28 Aug 2017, 09:22

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Frank the Tank wrote:Pro: I hit a 270-yard drive on Saturday on a 270-yard par 4 at FTTCC. Straight as an arrow. Great shot.

Con: It hit a guy who was on the green at the time, despite me yelling "FORE" like a motherfucker. That's gonna leave a mark.

Did you make the eagle putt?


The foursome knocked my ball off the green in anger.

Under the rules, don't you place it where it hit him?

How much further than a typical drive did you hit it? (ie, why didn't you wait until they cleared the green?)


Yeah, if I've got driver in my hand going for 270 I'm waiting until they clear the green. That negro would have been justified coming after the honky that hit him.


Cheese-s America is correct. 270 yards I have to wait for the green to clear with a driver. from the fairway if I am inisde 250 I have to wait. FTT is going to get a letter from the club pro.
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Re: Golf

Postby CourtesyFlush » 28 Aug 2017, 09:25

mj3528 wrote:
the cheese wrote:
babylurch wrote:
Frank the Tank wrote:
babylurch wrote:
Frank the Tank wrote:Pro: I hit a 270-yard drive on Saturday on a 270-yard par 4 at FTTCC. Straight as an arrow. Great shot.

Con: It hit a guy who was on the green at the time, despite me yelling "FORE" like a motherfucker. That's gonna leave a mark.

Did you make the eagle putt?


The foursome knocked my ball off the green in anger.

Under the rules, don't you place it where it hit him?

How much further than a typical drive did you hit it? (ie, why didn't you wait until they cleared the green?)


Yeah, if I've got driver in my hand going for 270 I'm waiting until they clear the green. That negro would have been justified coming after the honky that hit him.


Cheese-s America is correct. 270 yards I have to wait for the green to clear with a driver. from the fairway if I am inisde 250 I have to wait. FTT is going to get a letter from the club pro.

If the club pro is a honky then it's probably a congratulatory note. #MAGA
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Re: Golf

Postby Frank the Tank » 28 Aug 2017, 09:25

I had never hit that green before. Oops.

I don't think I'm going to get a letter. While I didn't really know the guy I hit I knew the guys in the group. I apologized and made some amends. The hit gentleman was a guest and I paid for his round and bought him some beer.
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Re: Golf

Postby Rodney Farva » 28 Aug 2017, 09:31

i played Farva CC this weekend, walked 18 with my new pushcart and survived. beautiful weather. was not hitting any 270 yd drives.

i was paired with a father and son, who also walked. the dad seemed nice at first but just didn't talk the whole round. i kept trying to engage him in conversation and nothing. kid is going into 8th grade, looks pretty unassuming but has a great game, he must have shot in the low 80s. dad didn't compliment him and say much to him the whole time. weird.
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Re: Golf

Postby Gregs Kite » 28 Aug 2017, 09:33

Frank the Tank wrote:I had never hit that green before. Oops.

I don't think I'm going to get a letter. While I didn't really know the guy I hit I knew the guys in the group. I apologized and made some amends. The hit gentleman was a guest and I paid for his round and bought him some beer.


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Re: Golf

Postby mj3528 » 28 Aug 2017, 09:38

Gregs Kite wrote:
Frank the Tank wrote:I had never hit that green before. Oops.

I don't think I'm going to get a letter. While I didn't really know the guy I hit I knew the guys in the group. I apologized and made some amends. The hit gentleman was a guest and I paid for his round and bought him some beer.


You make any progress on race relations in America?



I am sure they have a coffee date later this week to discuss race relations in America nerf66-style.
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Re: Golf

Postby Briandong79 » 29 Aug 2017, 14:42

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Re: Golf

Postby TheWolf » 29 Aug 2017, 15:54

To make amends, you should have gone to this negro gentleman's house Saturday night to watch another negro beat up a white guy. Progress!
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Re: Golf

Postby the cheese » 30 Aug 2017, 08:53

TheWolf wrote:To make amends, you should have gone to this negro gentleman's house Saturday night to watch another negro beat up a white guy. Progress!


The Irish aren't white, point of order.
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Re: Golf

Postby babylurch » 30 Aug 2017, 09:41

the cheese wrote:
TheWolf wrote:To make amends, you should have gone to this negro gentleman's house Saturday night to watch another negro beat up a white guy. Progress!


The Irish aren't white, point of order.

https://www.amazon.com/Irish-Became-White-Routledge-Classics/dp/0415963095 This guy disagrees.
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Re: Golf

Postby the cheese » 30 Aug 2017, 09:44

babylurch wrote:
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TheWolf wrote:To make amends, you should have gone to this negro gentleman's house Saturday night to watch another negro beat up a white guy. Progress!


The Irish aren't white, point of order.

https://www.amazon.com/Irish-Became-White-Routledge-Classics/dp/0415963095 This guy disagrees.


Well, that's just one man's opinion, man.
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Re: Golf

Postby babylurch » 30 Aug 2017, 10:35

the cheese wrote:
babylurch wrote:
the cheese wrote:
TheWolf wrote:To make amends, you should have gone to this negro gentleman's house Saturday night to watch another negro beat up a white guy. Progress!


The Irish aren't white, point of order.

https://www.amazon.com/Irish-Became-White-Routledge-Classics/dp/0415963095 This guy disagrees.


Well, that's just one man's opinion, man.

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Re: Golf

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 06 Sep 2017, 17:19

Wie pulled out of the Evian Championship this week due to her recent surgery. Boop.
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Re: Golf

Postby Theny » 06 Sep 2017, 18:54

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:Wie pulled out of the Evian Championship this week due to her recent surgery. Boop.


Damn appendix. Ol girl had a tough year fam.
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Re: Golf

Postby Rodney Farva » 03 Oct 2017, 15:01

finally broke 100 at farva cc. didn't strike the ball all that well but kept blow ups to a minimum. great weather, walked 18 without having a heart attack or anything. good times!
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