Notre Dame Sucks: The forum of Notre Dame hating

Notre Dame Sucks: The forum of Notre Dame hating

Postby JohnnyDamon » 12 May 2005, 23:25

While I know we have fairly different tastes in football (me, bacon, mandingo are SEC/ACC guys, jwill, Parker, Dooze are Big 10 guys, Fatty/Tank are Big East guys, and Snake is a West Coast guy), but we all can agree that Notre Dame sucks.

I will start by saying:

Fuck Knute Rockne
Fuck Elmer Layden
Fuck Harry Stuldreher
Fuck Jim Crowley
Fuck Don Miller
Fuck Rick Mirer
Fuck Rocket Ismail
Fuck Dan Devine
Fuck George Gipp (fucking lowlife scum was all he was)
Fuck their 1966 and 1977 national titles
Fuck Ara Parseghian
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Postby fatty » 12 May 2005, 23:49

God bless you!! To continue the hate...

Fuck Ron Pawlus (and his 4 heisman trophies!)
Fuck Mike Golic
Fuck Joe Theisman
Fuck Rudy
Fuck Lou Holtz
Fuck Bob Davie
Fuck Ty Willingham (though he gets a small pass for making them suck so bad)
Fuck Julius Jones
Fuck everyone who assumes I like ND just cause I'm Irish
and FUCK everyone I forgot and I'll get to later.

(NOTE - I actually like some of these guys, and I give them the "grant hill rule" where I'm cool with them after college, but their treachery must be noted)
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Postby JohnnyDamon » 12 May 2005, 23:55

fatty wrote:Fuck Rudy


Yes, Dear God in Heaven, someone feels like me!!!!

How about these guys:

Fuck Tony Rice
Fuck Rickey Watters
Fuck Tim Brown (one of your Grant Hill corollaries)
Fuck Frank Leahy
Fuck George O' Leary for taking that job for a minute
Fuck the NCAA for making them lose a couple of scholarships after a booster paid the players a combined $1 MILLION.
Fuck Terry Brennan
Fuck Paul Hornung
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Postby Scoring Machine » 12 May 2005, 23:55

The Rocket was pretty entertaining.

Other than that, I'll have to agree and say F#uck the rest of these guys.
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Postby mandingo » 12 May 2005, 23:56

I really hate Notre Dame. I fear Weis will bring them back to the promised land. and the AD has already talked (in SI, as I recall) about softening up the schedule. While the schedules are usually set 2 or so years ahead, that could make all the difference for Notre Dame down the road. As an independent they could keep some historical rivals and stock up on reliable patsies.
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Postby JohnnyDamon » 12 May 2005, 23:59

You know, I respect the hell out of Charlie Weis, and this hurts me, but as a ND hater, I have to say:

Fuck Charlie Weis
Fuck the AD who is pussifying their schedule
Fuck Jerome Bettis (another one of those Grant Hill corollaries)
Fuck Gerry Faust
Fuck Arnaz Battle
Fuck Carlyle Holliday
Fuck the 2000 team that stole a BCS bid from Nebraska
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Postby Scoring Machine » 13 May 2005, 00:10

JohnnyDamon wrote:You know, I respect the hell out of Charlie Weis, and this hurts me, but as a ND hater, I have to say:

Fuck Charlie Weis
Fuck the AD who is pussifying their schedule
Fuck Jerome Bettis (another one of those Grant Hill corollaries)
Fuck Gerry Faust
Fuck Arnaz Battle
Fuck Carlyle Holliday
Fuck the 2000 team that stole a BCS bid from Nebraska


And while we're at it, Fuck Nebraska for stealing a BCS title berth from Oregon while not even getting to play in the Big 12 title game.

And fuck the BCS too.
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Postby fatty » 13 May 2005, 00:11

The only shred of hope I cling to is that ND is still hanging on to this idea of "win clean and only sign good students", cause in today's football landscape, you CANNOT win this way. You can try, you can field a decent record, but you cannot win anything of substance. So in this respect, I say GO NOTRE DAME!

Also, FUCK TOUCHDOWN JESUS. Seriously, I'm by no means a devout catholic (I'm pretty much down to Christmas mass and weddings), but this has always infuriated me. Do these pricks really think the son of god gives a shit about their football team? And why trivialize him by anoiting him "touchdown jesus"? This REALLY makes me angry. I have to be alone now.

FUCK, FUCK YOU OLD NOTRE DAME,
I HOPE YOUR CAMPUS, GOES UP IN FLAME!
SO STEP RIGHT UP AND SUCK MY COCK
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Postby JohnnyDamon » 13 May 2005, 00:12

Scoring Machine wrote:
JohnnyDamon wrote:You know, I respect the hell out of Charlie Weis, and this hurts me, but as a ND hater, I have to say:

Fuck Charlie Weis
Fuck the AD who is pussifying their schedule
Fuck Jerome Bettis (another one of those Grant Hill corollaries)
Fuck Gerry Faust
Fuck Arnaz Battle
Fuck Carlyle Holliday
Fuck the 2000 team that stole a BCS bid from Nebraska


And while we're at it, Fuck Nebraska for stealing a BCS title berth from Oregon while not even getting to play in the Big 12 title game.

And fuck the BCS too.


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Postby JohnnyDamon » 13 May 2005, 00:13

fatty wrote:Also, FUCK TOUCHDOWN JESUS. Seriously, I'm by no means a devout catholic (I'm pretty much down to Christmas mass and weddings), but this has always infuriated me. Do these pricks really think the son of god gives a shit about their football team? And why trivialize him by anoiting him "touchdown jesus"? This REALLY makes me angry. I have to be alone now.


Amen to that, too, fatty. I pray to God that Notre Dame goes around 1-11 this year, and a tornado rolls through South Bend, destroying Touchdown Jesus with it.
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Postby fatty » 13 May 2005, 00:15

Actually, I don't have a problem with the statue, I just have a problem with them trying to tie religion and sports together. Separation of Church and State...and Football. Amen.


Fuck their fight song too.
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Postby JohnnyDamon » 13 May 2005, 00:19

A destruction of their statue would symbolize a destruction of their "God loves our football team because we are good Catholics" bullshit.

And for my money, Georgia Tech's "Ramblin' Wreck" is the greatest fight song ever. Its melody is an old Irish drinking song, and the word hell appears 9 times in it. Suck on that, Notre Dame.
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Postby fatty » 13 May 2005, 00:21

Fuck this guy...

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Postby JohnnyDamon » 13 May 2005, 00:24

Damn straight, fatty.

Also:

Fuck South Bend, Indiana
Fuck Digger Phelps (I know he isn't football, but his homerism is annoying)
Fuck Mike Brey (a Dookie and a ND coach)
Fuck That damned leprechaun they have on the sidelines
Fuck the green uniforms
Fuck Joe Montana (another Grant Hill corollary)
Fuck Steve Beurlein
Fuck John Huarte
Fuck Nick Pietrosante
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Postby fatty » 13 May 2005, 00:58

Also, if I remember correctly, the "Four Horsemen" were beaten by the beloved Pottsville Maroons. I realize they were a pro team, but this was after all the hype where they claimed they could beat professionals, and they told them to put up or shut up. And then shut them up.

Fuck Notre Dame.

(the cathedral is ok though)
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