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Postby CourtesyFlush » 05 Dec 2016, 14:03

the cheese wrote:Worst possible bowl games to attend, ranked:

1. Independence Bowl (Shreveport, LA)
2. PapaJohn's Bowl or whatever (Birmingham)
3. Sun Bowl (El Paso)
4. I'm out of ideas. Somebody help me here.

4. Quick Lane (Detroit)
5. Famous Idaho Potato (Boise)

Mobile, AL and Montgomery, AL are also host sites. Those would be awful.
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Re: Who needs Power 5 when you're a power bottom: AAC Footba

Postby JichaelDick » 05 Dec 2016, 14:22

Both Mobile and Montgomery's stadiums are in places where you may get shot, FWIW.
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Postby SouthernYokel » 05 Dec 2016, 14:24

JichaelDick wrote:Both Mobile and Montgomery's stadiums are in places where you may get shot, FWIW.


yes. Alabama. :corn:
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Re: Who needs Power 5 when you're a power bottom: AAC Footba

Postby JichaelDick » 05 Dec 2016, 14:25

SouthernYokel wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:Both Mobile and Montgomery's stadiums are in places where you may get shot, FWIW.


yes. Alabama. :corn:


Well played.
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Re: Who needs Power 5 when you're a power bottom: AAC Footba

Postby the cheese » 05 Dec 2016, 14:40

CourtesyFlush wrote:
the cheese wrote:Worst possible bowl games to attend, ranked:

1. Independence Bowl (Shreveport, LA)
2. PapaJohn's Bowl or whatever (Birmingham)
3. Sun Bowl (El Paso)
4. I'm out of ideas. Somebody help me here.

4. Quick Lane (Detroit)
5. Famous Idaho Potato (Boise)

Mobile, AL and Montgomery, AL are also host sites. Those would be awful.


Boise is a great town doe. Ski place, even though skiing is for douche bags. Beautiful scenery. Beer and food options. Good town, would go there again even in the winter.

Shreveport is where dreams of personal success and family and a life after the confederacy go to die.
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Re: Who needs Power 5 when you're a power bottom: AAC Footba

Postby chrisco » 05 Dec 2016, 16:02

SouthernYokel wrote:
the cheese wrote:Worst possible bowl games to attend, ranked:

1. Independence Bowl (Shreveport, LA)
2. PapaJohn's Bowl or whatever (Birmingham)
3. Sun Bowl (El Paso)
4. I'm out of ideas. Somebody help me here.


Boise ID (Famous Idaho Potato Bowl) seems like a shitty place to be in late December. I would say the Pinstripe bowl as well because of the weather but Ball would tell me it's in the greatest city in the world so i guess there's that.

I feel like the pinstripe bowl is always held on a rainy day when the temo is hovering around 35, and the stadium is one quarter full.
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Postby Briandong79 » 05 Dec 2016, 16:05

chrisco wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
the cheese wrote:Worst possible bowl games to attend, ranked:

1. Independence Bowl (Shreveport, LA)
2. PapaJohn's Bowl or whatever (Birmingham)
3. Sun Bowl (El Paso)
4. I'm out of ideas. Somebody help me here.


Boise ID (Famous Idaho Potato Bowl) seems like a shitty place to be in late December. I would say the Pinstripe bowl as well because of the weather but Ball would tell me it's in the greatest city in the world so i guess there's that.

I feel like the pinstripe bowl is always held on a rainy day when the temo is hovering around 35, and the stadium is one quarter full.


It's still NYC though, there are at least other things to do there.

I'd be very tempted to pick Jacksonville over Boise.
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Postby God Shamgod » 05 Dec 2016, 16:33

I've been to the Gator Bowl against West Virginia (when they had Pac Man and Chris Henry). Went to the Landing on New Years Eve, pretty entertaining seeing the constant stream of West Virginia fans and local WT being dragged away in handcuffs. I think some Bears fan made the trip down for a Jags game last year and got murdered there.
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Re: Who needs Power 5 when you're a power bottom: AAC Footba

Postby mj3528 » 05 Dec 2016, 16:36

the cheese wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:
the cheese wrote:Worst possible bowl games to attend, ranked:

1. Independence Bowl (Shreveport, LA)
2. PapaJohn's Bowl or whatever (Birmingham)
3. Sun Bowl (El Paso)
4. I'm out of ideas. Somebody help me here.

4. Quick Lane (Detroit)
5. Famous Idaho Potato (Boise)

Mobile, AL and Montgomery, AL are also host sites. Those would be awful.


Boise is a great town doe. Ski place, even though skiing is for douche bags. Beautiful scenery. Beer and food options. Good town, would go there again even in the winter.

Shreveport is where dreams of personal success and family and a life after the confederacy go to die.


Boise in December is brutal. It is a fun town, but is away from any real good ski locations.
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Re: Who needs Power 5 when you're a power bottom: AAC Footba

Postby SouthernYokel » 05 Dec 2016, 16:37

mj3528 wrote:
the cheese wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:
the cheese wrote:Worst possible bowl games to attend, ranked:

1. Independence Bowl (Shreveport, LA)
2. PapaJohn's Bowl or whatever (Birmingham)
3. Sun Bowl (El Paso)
4. I'm out of ideas. Somebody help me here.

4. Quick Lane (Detroit)
5. Famous Idaho Potato (Boise)

Mobile, AL and Montgomery, AL are also host sites. Those would be awful.


Boise is a great town doe. Ski place, even though skiing is for douche bags. Beautiful scenery. Beer and food options. Good town, would go there again even in the winter.

Shreveport is where dreams of personal success and family and a life after the confederacy go to die.


Boise in December is brutal. It is a fun town, but is away from any real good ski locations.


are you telling me the guy from the flattest place in america doesn't know good ski locations? fuck
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Postby God Shamgod » 05 Dec 2016, 16:39

mj needs to get those tits deep pow shots.
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Postby mister bacon » 05 Dec 2016, 16:44

mobile can be fun! if you enjoy fishing and killing other live animals! or humans potentially, if you are a white.
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Re: Who needs Power 5 when you're a power bottom: AAC Footba

Postby Goose » 05 Dec 2016, 19:31

mister bacon wrote:mobile can be fun! if you enjoy fishing and killing other live animals! or humans potentially, if you are a white.


I hate rednecks and love Alabama jokes as much as the next guy, but I had to go to Mobile a few times last year for work and it's a pretty hipster place. I don't remember seeing anybody downtown buying craft beers that had shot any animals, much less blacks.

You better take your ass to Chickasaw if you wanna talk like that.
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Re: Who needs Power 5 when you're a power bottom: AAC Footba

Postby the cheese » 05 Dec 2016, 20:30

SouthernYokel wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
the cheese wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:
the cheese wrote:Worst possible bowl games to attend, ranked:

1. Independence Bowl (Shreveport, LA)
2. PapaJohn's Bowl or whatever (Birmingham)
3. Sun Bowl (El Paso)
4. I'm out of ideas. Somebody help me here.

4. Quick Lane (Detroit)
5. Famous Idaho Potato (Boise)

Mobile, AL and Montgomery, AL are also host sites. Those would be awful.


Boise is a great town doe. Ski place, even though skiing is for douche bags. Beautiful scenery. Beer and food options. Good town, would go there again even in the winter.

Shreveport is where dreams of personal success and family and a life after the confederacy go to die.


Boise in December is brutal. It is a fun town, but is away from any real good ski locations.


are you telling me the guy from the flattest place in america doesn't know good ski locations? fuck


That's actually Kansas. I have a five foot grade in my backyard alone. To be fair to me, I was there in the summer and people couldn't stop talking about the skiing.

Also, I consider it a badge of honor to not know about the skiing. Fuck skiing. Fucking activity for rich kids and dipshits. No offense mj.
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Re: Who needs Power 5 when you're a power bottom: AAC Footba

Postby Goose » 05 Dec 2016, 20:54

Cheese, I grew up poor and lived 95+% of my life in Florida. I'll concede that you're right about everything else, as you so often tell us, but you're wrong about skiing. It may be problematic with your stump and your gnarled flipper, but skiing is fantastic.
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