Who needs Power 5 when you're a power bottom: AAC Football

Who needs Power 5 when you're a power bottom: AAC Football

Postby Goose » 24 Oct 2016, 08:41

The Balls-Goose BEEF did not end well for me on Friday night.

Temple exposed what used to be our sneaky bad defense. Since USF was putting up about 45 points a game nobody noticed just how bad our defense was until Coach Combover at Temple exposed us. So much for our run at the AAC chip, we may not even win the east now that Temple has the tiebraker.

It's too bad too. The west is looking very vulnerable this year.

At least this guy hasn't given up yet:

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Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 25 Oct 2016, 14:37

I didnt even see this thread! I like it. What a conference!

The ever-changing AAC. Louisville was in it til like last year I think. Uconn has been trying to escape. I love it.

Yeah dude, that was a big W for the Owls on Friday. Fly The W.

The ESPN Sideline reporter was pretty hot. I researched her, and she has some pretty slutty pics out there. Her name escapes me right now. I'll find it.

Its Molly McGrath. She used to be a reporter for our Cs.

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She has some other better pics out there.
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Postby CourtesyFlush » 25 Oct 2016, 14:45

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:I didnt even see this thread! I like it. What a conference!

The ever-changing AAC. Louisville was in it til like last year I think. Uconn has been trying to escape. I love it.

Yeah dude, that was a big W for the Owls on Friday. Fly The W.

The ESPN Sideline reporter was pretty hot. I researched her, and she has some pretty slutty pics out there. Her name escapes me right now. I'll find it.

Its Molly McGrath. She used to be a reporter for our Cs.

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She has some other better pics out there.

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Re: Who needs Power 5 when you're a power bottom: AAC Footba

Postby Goose » 25 Oct 2016, 15:48

Since this thread has taken off, I figured I should educate some of the folks who might have clicked on it by accident. Here are the current standings so you at least know who's in the conference.

West Conf. Overall
Navy 4-0 5-1
Memphis 2-1 5-2
Tulsa 2-1 5-2
Houston 3-2 6-2
SMU 1-2 3-4
Tulane 0-3 3-4

East
USF 3-1 6-2
Temple 3-1 5-3
UCF 2-1 4-3
Cincinnati 1-3 4-3
UConn 1-4 3-5
East Carolina 0-3 2-5

Big games coming up this weekend: Navy at USF (Friday), Cincy at Temple, Tulsa at Memphis.

USF needs the win and a Temple loss to regain the top spot in the East with Temple owning the tiebreaker. With a Navy win the loser of the Tulsa/Memphis tilt will drop out of the running for the West.

I also enjoyed Ms. McGrath's work Friday night.

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Postby mj3528 » 25 Oct 2016, 17:38

In that green dress photo, she has a a Megyn Kelly thing going on.
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Postby Rodney Farva » 26 Oct 2016, 01:22

mj3528 wrote:In that green dress photo, she has a a Megyn Kelly thing going on.



those pics made me go from six o'clock to twelve o'clock (or at least to struggle as far as 10:30), then you had to go and set me back to 6.
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Postby SouthernYokel » 26 Oct 2016, 10:12

Rodney Farva wrote:
mj3528 wrote:In that green dress photo, she has a a Megyn Kelly thing going on.



those pics made me go from six o'clock to twelve o'clock (or at least to struggle as far as 10:30), then you had to go and set me back to 6.


a woman's politics will never affect my clock. show me a fascist 7.5, i'm all over it. yall bullshittin. larry david knows what i'm talking about.

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Postby Rodney Farva » 26 Oct 2016, 10:21

it's not the politics, her face scurrs me
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Postby SouthernYokel » 26 Oct 2016, 10:28

Rodney Farva wrote:it's not the politics, her face scurrs me


...well you have to admit the Palestinian chicken episode is a top 3 Curb.
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Re: Who needs Power 5 when you're a power bottom: AAC Footba

Postby Goose » 28 Oct 2016, 14:30

Navy @ USF Preview (USF is the home team).

Navy is favored by 6.5

USF couldn't stop Temple's running game. How do you think they'll handle Navy?

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Vegas is giving money away. Take Navy and lay the points.

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Postby Colonel Angus » 28 Oct 2016, 14:42

I thought USF was favored in that fixture.
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Re: Who needs Power 5 when you're a power bottom: AAC Footba

Postby Goose » 28 Oct 2016, 14:46

Colonel Angus wrote:I thought USF was favored in that fixture.


My mistake. USF is FAVORED by 6.5.

Why do the stupid gambling lines use +/- /Theny

Definitely take Navy in this one.
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Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 29 Oct 2016, 09:12

USF won. And covered!
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Postby Colonel Angus » 29 Oct 2016, 10:47

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:USF won. And covered!


I only knew the spread because that game was in my pick 'em this week. Despite Goose's warning, I went with the Bulls. \:D/
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Re: Who needs Power 5 when you're a power bottom: AAC Footba

Postby Goose » 03 Nov 2016, 13:14

USF 52 - Navy 45. After scoring 28 in the first quarter we managed only 10 second half points. Kind of like being a freshman in college where you get to a party and funnel beer and chug vodka shots in the first half hour then spend the rest of the night projectile vomiting into somebody's bath tub.

The cover was interesting. USF was 6.5 point favorites and Navy scored on the last play to get within 7. By rule the extra point was not attempted. I guess that's a rule :beatsme: in college football. Anyhow, the people with money on Navy could not have been too happy.

This week USF (4-1) is off. They play at Memphis (Memphis is the home team) on November 12th.

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They can regain the top spot in the east if UConn (1-5) can get their tampons out of the way long enough to beat Temple (4-1) on Friday night. Who would've thought that UConn-Temple football would ever have even the smallest semblance of importance? Nobody. #OKTh

Tulsa (3-1) should beat ECU (1-3) to pull even with Navy (4-1) in the west. Navy plays Notre Dame,who is in the ACC, but for some reason don't appear in the football standings. Maybe they're on probation for raping altar boys or something.

GO BULLS! HUSKIES!

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