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Re: The College Coaching Carousel

Postby SouthernYokel » 08 Dec 2015, 09:11

JT99 wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
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Gregs Kite wrote:Are college sports coaches the most loathsome creatures in North American sports?

It continues to stun me that you guys beat off so furiously over these scumbags.


:lol: =D+= good one gregs


I think it's a legitimate question. Sorry if I offended you guys and your heroes.


Who are the paragons of virtue in pro sports we should be celebrating?


Tony Dungy, just ask him!
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Re: The College Coaching Carousel

Postby Gregs Kite » 08 Dec 2015, 09:19

SouthernYokel wrote:
JT99 wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Are college sports coaches the most loathsome creatures in North American sports?

It continues to stun me that you guys beat off so furiously over these scumbags.


:lol: =D+= good one gregs


I think it's a legitimate question. Sorry if I offended you guys and your heroes.


Who are the paragons of virtue in pro sports we should be celebrating?


Tony Dungy, just ask him!


I don't think we should be celebrating the virtues of any professional athlete or coach. I think we should be entertained by their performances and root for them to win or lose.

My point is I don't think anyone in North American sports approaches the skin-crawling antics of these people who have this God-complex and basically control and manipulate the lives of 18 year old kids, have more power than university officials, get their cocks sucked literally and figuratively by boosters and lunatic fans, can skip out on their jobs when someone flashes one extra dollar, can fuck co-eds, get in shady car crashes with co-eds, get shitfaced on the job and STILL make millions of dollars.

Don't get me wrong, I'm jealous as fuck I can't be one of these scumbags. But they are still scumbags.
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Re: The College Coaching Carousel

Postby Jew Jitsu » 08 Dec 2015, 09:26

Sports just hasn't been the same since Red died...
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Re: The College Coaching Carousel

Postby SouthernYokel » 08 Dec 2015, 09:26

I want to be Joey Freshwater and you can't tell me that's not the american dream.
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Re: The College Coaching Carousel

Postby the cheese » 08 Dec 2015, 09:27

SouthernYokel wrote:I want to be Joey Freshwater and you can't tell me that's not the american dream.


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Re: The College Coaching Carousel

Postby Gregs Kite » 08 Dec 2015, 09:30

SouthernYokel wrote:I want to be Joey Freshwater and you can't tell me that's not the american dream.


So, are these the rankings of your ultimate coaching profile?

-His wife
-His alleged sidebitches
-His ability to recruit
-His ability to win sports games
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Re: The College Coaching Carousel

Postby the cheese » 08 Dec 2015, 09:36

Gregs Kite wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:I want to be Joey Freshwater and you can't tell me that's not the american dream.


So, are these the rankings of your ultimate coaching profile?

-His wife
-His alleged sidebitches
-His ability to recruit
-His ability to win sports games


Who said anything about coaching?
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Re: The College Coaching Carousel

Postby Gregs Kite » 08 Dec 2015, 09:38

the cheese wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:I want to be Joey Freshwater and you can't tell me that's not the american dream.


So, are these the rankings of your ultimate coaching profile?

-His wife
-His alleged sidebitches
-His ability to recruit
-His ability to win sports games


Who said anything about coaching?


That's what I'm asking. In reality it doesn't matter if he can outcoach Nippletwist State, so long as he's Bro McCoxman on campus?
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Re: The College Coaching Carousel

Postby SouthernYokel » 08 Dec 2015, 09:40

Gregs Kite wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:I want to be Joey Freshwater and you can't tell me that's not the american dream.


So, are these the rankings of your ultimate coaching profile?

-His wife
-His alleged sidebitches
-His ability to recruit
-His ability to win sports games


my ultimate coach would be recruiter #1, sidebitches 2, wife 3. i believe the sports games will take care of themselves. even though Champ has already proven otherwise at Florida. i'm hoping that was a statistical oddity. #-o
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Re: The College Coaching Carousel

Postby the cheese » 08 Dec 2015, 09:40

Gregs Kite wrote:
the cheese wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:I want to be Joey Freshwater and you can't tell me that's not the american dream.


So, are these the rankings of your ultimate coaching profile?

-His wife
-His alleged sidebitches
-His ability to recruit
-His ability to win sports games


Who said anything about coaching?


That's what I'm asking. In reality it doesn't matter if he can outcoach Nippletwist State, so long as he's Bro McCoxman on campus?


What is this "he"? Pretty sure Yokel and I have divorced this from football and just want to be rich and wear dry-fit polos to bars and run game on 23 year olds while using cool nicknames.
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Re: The College Coaching Carousel

Postby Goose » 08 Dec 2015, 09:56

SouthernYokel wrote:
JT99 wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Are college sports coaches the most loathsome creatures in North American sports?

It continues to stun me that you guys beat off so furiously over these scumbags.


:lol: =D+= good one gregs


I think it's a legitimate question. Sorry if I offended you guys and your heroes.


Who are the paragons of virtue in pro sports we should be celebrating?


Tony Dungy, just ask him!


Or ask his son!
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Re: The College Coaching Carousel

Postby Colonel Angus » 11 Dec 2015, 11:41

Jeremy Pruitt to Bama as DC is apparently official. I think that's a good hire for them. Shamgod may disagree, but I think Pruitt working under Saban again will be good for both of them.
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Re: The College Coaching Carousel

Postby God Shamgod » 11 Dec 2015, 11:55

Colonel Angus wrote:Jeremy Pruitt to Bama as DC is apparently official. I think that's a good hire for them. Shamgod may disagree, but I think Pruitt working under Saban again will be good for both of them.


I think Pruitt is awesome. Just wished he would have kicked his fiancee to the curb in Tallahassee and kept on whoring around.

The guy apparently has some personality conflicts with just about everyone he ever met doe.
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Re: The College Coaching Carousel

Postby Colonel Angus » 11 Dec 2015, 14:48

Bruce Feldman ‏@BruceFeldmanCFB 3m3 minutes ago
Former #Rutgers HC Greg Schiano is going to #OhioState as DC, source tells @FoxSports. 1st reported by Adam Schefter.
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Re: The College Coaching Carousel

Postby mj3528 » 11 Dec 2015, 14:53

Colonel Angus wrote:Bruce Feldman ‏@BruceFeldmanCFB 3m3 minutes ago
Former #Rutgers HC Greg Schiano is going to #OhioState as DC, source tells @FoxSports. 1st reported by Adam Schefter.


You know, I will take it. Fickell has consistently appeared over his head. I wonder what this means for him.
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