Pick me out a winner, Bobby

Pick me out a winner, Bobby

Postby ONTB » 09 Jan 2012, 15:50

As many of you know, BSMB is a bit of a vagabond when it comes to college football fandom. Tonight, his 2011 team, Alabama, plays its final game of the season. It was a tremendous season (two seasons?) for BSMB and Alabama. Tonight, they play for the national championship against those pesky LSU Tigers and BSMB found a kindred spirit in Harvey Updyke.

But where do you go from here? Glad you asked. BSMB is on his way to a new team and recruiting starts now. Over the next few months, I will spend countless hours researching the college football landscape looking for the perfect BSMB’s team (FBS). All insights and comments are welcomed and needed.

On 20 July, BSMB will be presented with five teams to choose from. BSMB will make his final decision on 1 August and dedicate the entire 2012 season to cheering his new team to victory. In addition, I will mail BSMB a visor emblazoned with his new team’s logo. For his part, BSMB will post a lovely picture of himself in said visor for us all to enjoy and give us periodic updates on his new college football love.
BSMB please provide a list of 5 to 20 teams you absolutely will not pull to under any circumstances. Thanks in advance.

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Re: Pick me out a winner, Bobby

Postby nova » 09 Jan 2012, 15:53

ONTB wrote:BSMB please provide a list of 5 to 20 teams you absolutely will not pull to under any circumstances. Thanks in advance.


And your reasons why.
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Re: Pick me out a winner, Bobby

Postby someguysomewhere » 09 Jan 2012, 22:39

Get in before the crowds, Ballz.

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Re: Pick me out a winner, Bobby

Postby JichaelDick » 09 Jan 2012, 23:34

Look, Ballz, jump on the Ole Miss bandwagon. You can hate our shitty quarterbacks like McNabb.
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Re: Pick me out a winner, Bobby

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 09 Jan 2012, 23:44

JichaelDick wrote:Look, Ballz, jump on the Ole Miss bandwagon. You can hate our shitty quarterbacks like McNabb.

No one wants to relive anything like that.
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Re: Pick me out a winner, Bobby

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 10 Jan 2012, 09:36

I am going to select one team now to rule out:

Oklahoma.

I just hate them. I hate when their games are on. I hate their helmets and colors. I hate cheese. I hate the Big 12.

K thanks.

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Re: Pick me out a winner, Bobby

Postby Magnum » 10 Jan 2012, 10:15

Definitely won't be wearing a visor. Balls has moved on to straight rimmed old school hats.
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Re: Pick me out a winner, Bobby

Postby nova » 10 Jan 2012, 10:16

Magnum wrote:Definitely won't be wearing a visor. Balls has moved on to straight rimmed old school hats.


Fuck. yes.

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Re: Pick me out a winner, Bobby

Postby 700 Level » 10 Jan 2012, 11:15

nasty nova wrote:
Magnum wrote:Definitely won't be wearing a visor. Balls has moved on to straight rimmed old school hats.


Fuck. yes.

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Wet Vagina would be a good pick, a few of my friends went there. Great place to visit if you're into getting totally trashed and banging college sluts, and who isn't! Went to a game on one visit and got a handjob from some chick I had just met tailgating, she brought a blanket with her and was tugging by the 2nd quarter. They were playing Rutgers, that much I remember. We humped after the game in her dorm room and I spent the rest of the evening trying to find my friends. And this was in those awful 90's, full of AIDS and Magic Johnson and flannel, it was a miracle anyone got laid!/simpson.

Anyway Ballz, if you want a team that you could go see on a road trip, get tatered, stare at young drunk tail and possibly get in a fight then this is the team for you.
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Re: Pick me out a winner, Bobby

Postby PornoGil » 11 Jan 2012, 11:12

How 'bout he just pulls to Temple like he's supposed to and you lock this gay thread? Thanks and go fuck yourselves.

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Re: Pick me out a winner, Bobby

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 11 Jan 2012, 11:29

I'm pulling to Temple no matter what.
PS: I will never like July 27th. It will always be the day Reggie died. I just hate this day. True Celtic fans know what I mean.

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Re: Pick me out a winner, Bobby

Postby Prez » 11 Jan 2012, 12:02

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:I'm pulling to Temple no matter what.


I'm confused, is St Joes not your school?
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Re: Pick me out a winner, Bobby

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 11 Jan 2012, 13:16

Prez wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:I'm pulling to Temple no matter what.


I'm confused, is St Joes not your school?


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Re: Pick me out a winner, Bobby

Postby Theny » 11 Jan 2012, 15:42

St Joes doesn't even have a football program. Do they?
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Re: Pick me out a winner, Bobby

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 11 Jan 2012, 17:12

I went to SJU, worked at TU. Grew up pulling to TU hoops. Now for hoops, I like both, not die hard for either bc they have no chance to win the title. Football, SJU no team. I like Temple team but again, even less of a chance there. Less than 0, if thats possible.
PS: I will never like July 27th. It will always be the day Reggie died. I just hate this day. True Celtic fans know what I mean.

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