Team Speed? What's That? (B1G Football)

Re: Team Speed? What's That? (B1G Football)

Postby JT99 » 12 May 2017, 07:29

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JT99 wrote:Charles Rogers, WR, Michigan State


hit the link 3 posts above yours /Homer Simpson whisper


Not to get too personal, but are you diamond hard right now?
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Re: Team Speed? What's That? (B1G Football)

Postby Rodney Farva » 12 May 2017, 07:37

JT99 wrote:
Rodney Farva wrote:
JT99 wrote:Charles Rogers, WR, Michigan State


hit the link 3 posts above yours /Homer Simpson whisper


Not to get too personal, but are you diamond hard right now?


uhm, no?

that's a mistake we've all made from time to time, nbd.
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Re: Team Speed? What's That? (B1G Football)

Postby mister bacon » 12 May 2017, 15:28

JT99 wrote:
Rodney Farva wrote:
JT99 wrote:Charles Rogers, WR, Michigan State


hit the link 3 posts above yours /Homer Simpson whisper


Not to get too personal, but are you diamond hard right now?




i know you weren't asking me.... but yes.
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Re: Team Speed? What's That? (B1G Football)

Postby Briandong79 » 14 Aug 2017, 10:38

Alright, I know you have all been waiting, I think I finally have a grasp on the conference (watching some BTN, reading Phil Steele, listening to the Solid Verbal conference preview), here are my thoughts on the B1G this year.

Overall thoughts:
Should be a pretty competitive conference! Pretty much a clusterfuck at the top of the East between at least 2 teams and probably 3, and while I think 1 West team is clearly better, there's actually some talent there.
I don't see a real boner-fide Heisman candidate coming out of the B1G except Barkley. I think the OSU offense will be a bit too balanced, too many RBs for Weber to really put up dominant numbers.
Biggest darkhorses in their respective divisions are the Spartans and Wildcats.


East:
1. Ohio State-- They're going to reload wherever they have holes, experienced QB which is in short supply. Plus they are just more reliably talented than my #2 pick.
2. Penn State--This team has the best RB and arguably the best QB in the conference, they were really inexperienced when they went on their run last year, so it stands to reason that they'll actually improve this year, but I think there's going to be a drop off. I still don't think Franklin is a particularly good coach.
3. Michigan--As much as Harbaugh was known for working with QBs, they've still got kind of a shit supply. Tyrone Wheatley's kid is probably going to get a lot of run at TE for them if you want to feel old.
4. Michigan State--I think they climb back up. I know they sucked last year but they still have one of the best coaches in the B1G, and the rest of the team is too talented compared to some of the other craptastic teams in this division.
5. Maryland--No reason, I think there's going to be a team that people are saying is a borderline bowl team that is going to be worse than expected, and for me, that team is next on the list.
6. Indiana--Supposedly their defense is going to be good but I think there was just a bit too much turmoil here. I think they'll struggle.
7. Rutgers--By 2019, it might actually be tough to pencil in the 7th place team in the East. We aren't there yet.

West.
1. Wisconsin--SO much better than the rest of the west, and their schedule gets significantly easier this year. I would not actually be surprised if Wisconsin was the Rose Bowl team this year.
2. Northwestern--I really like this team, Justin Jackson is a stud, to me they're the only realistic threat to Wisconsin.
3. Iowa--Replacing Beathard is going to be rough. By all accounts Nathan Stanley has got a cannon of an arm but not a lot of touch. He'll be serviceable. They've finally shitcanned Greg Davis and replaced him with Brian Ferentz, who I think might be related to their head coach. He was with Belichick and the Patriots for awhile, and given the awful shortage at WR that this team has, I think they'll get tricky with the TEs. Loaded at RB, Akrum Wadley is the most exciting player you probably haven't seen play in the B1G. They got a grad transfer from Nevada. The OL solidified big time by the end of the season and return most of their studs. The DL could be really good. Historically, that's the difference between a good Iowa defense and a bad one. They're not going to get exotic with blitzes so they have to generate their rush from the front 4. Remember the name AJ Epenesa. Got it? Will be the B1G defensive newcomer of the year. He's not the usual Iowa DL prospect, he's an absolute beast coming in as a true freshman. The LBs should be really good, Josey Jewell is a future pro. The secondary is going to probably struggle, so if the DL struggles, the defense will be rough. HOWEVER, there aren't many good QBs in the B1G to really make them pay either.
4. Minnesota--Row the boat? I guess. I honestly think they're a pretty nondescript team this year, but I have to put them somewhere, so right in the middle feels right.
5. Nebraska--Oooh boy do Nebraska fans think that Tanner Lee is going to be the greatest QB there since Tommie Frazier. He is almost certainly going to be better than Tommy Armstrong but I think they're lacking everywhere else.
6. Purdue--I think their head coach will be good!
7. Illinois--I don't think their head coach will be good.
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Re: Team Speed? What's That? (B1G Football)

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 14 Aug 2017, 10:45

Briandong79 wrote:2. Penn State--arguably the best QB in the conference


Ya think? He strikes me as a huck and pray type.

3. Michigan--Tyrone Wheatley's kid is probably going to get a lot of run at TE for them if you want to feel old.


That doesn't make me feel old. Wait - WHERE IS TSHIMANGA BIAKABATUKA'S KIDS?!

3. Iowa--Josey Jewell is a future pro.


He's still around? Coongrats. He's Greenwaylike.

4. Minnesota--Row the boat?


Actual billboard: GET YOUR ROW ON

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5. Nebraska--Oooh boy do Nebraska fans think that Tanner Lee is going to be the greatest QB there since Tommie Frazier. He is almost certainly going to be better than Tommy Armstrong


1. Nobody is or will be or could be better than Tommie Frazier
2. I liked Armstrong, he was alright. The fuck is this Tanner Lee?
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Re: Team Speed? What's That? (B1G Football)

Postby Briandong79 » 14 Aug 2017, 10:47

MisterTambourineMan wrote:2. I liked Armstrong, he was alright. The fuck is this Tanner Lee?


Transfer from...Tulane I think? Big white dude, prototypical pocket passer, yada yada yada. Nebraska fans think he's winning the Heisman.
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Re: Team Speed? What's That? (B1G Football)

Postby the cheese » 14 Aug 2017, 13:50

God couldn't play quarterback for Nebraska better than Tommie Frazier.
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Re: Team Speed? What's That? (B1G Football)

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 14 Aug 2017, 13:55

the cheese wrote:God couldn't play quarterback for Nebraska better than Tommie Frazier.


He ain't wrong.
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Re: Team Speed? What's That? (B1G Football)

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 13 Sep 2017, 08:57

MisterTambourineMan - Wed Sep 13, 2017 7:54 am: ya'll sleeping on tyler Johnson, wait that reminds me I need to make a pj fleck post


He is a weird, earnest little man that is the personification of a pull-and-talk doll filled with coachspeak.
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Re: Team Speed? What's That? (B1G Football)

Postby JichaelDick » 13 Sep 2017, 09:04

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
MisterTambourineMan - Wed Sep 13, 2017 7:54 am: ya'll sleeping on tyler Johnson, wait that reminds me I need to make a pj fleck post


He is a weird, earnest little man that is the personification of a pull-and-talk doll filled with coachspeak.


So, you're not #RowingTheBoat?
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Re: Team Speed? What's That? (B1G Football)

Postby the cheese » 13 Sep 2017, 09:07

JichaelDick wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
MisterTambourineMan - Wed Sep 13, 2017 7:54 am: ya'll sleeping on tyler Johnson, wait that reminds me I need to make a pj fleck post


He is a weird, earnest little man that is the personification of a pull-and-talk doll filled with coachspeak.


So, you're not #RowingTheBoat?


Can somebody explain Rowing The Boat to me? Are there boats in Minnesota? The only thing I remember from my time in Minneapolis is hot bitches and Taco Johns.
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Re: Team Speed? What's That? (B1G Football)

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 13 Sep 2017, 09:08

the cheese wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
MisterTambourineMan - Wed Sep 13, 2017 7:54 am: ya'll sleeping on tyler Johnson, wait that reminds me I need to make a pj fleck post


He is a weird, earnest little man that is the personification of a pull-and-talk doll filled with coachspeak.


So, you're not #RowingTheBoat?


Can somebody explain Rowing The Boat to me? Are there boats in Minnesota? The only thing I remember from my time in Minneapolis is hot bitches and Taco Johns.

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Re: Team Speed? What's That? (B1G Football)

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 13 Sep 2017, 09:09

the cheese wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
MisterTambourineMan - Wed Sep 13, 2017 7:54 am: ya'll sleeping on tyler Johnson, wait that reminds me I need to make a pj fleck post


He is a weird, earnest little man that is the personification of a pull-and-talk doll filled with coachspeak.


So, you're not #RowingTheBoat?


Can somebody explain Rowing The Boat to me? Are there boats in Minnesota? The only thing I remember from my time in Minneapolis is hot bitches and Taco Johns.


No, no boats. Over 10k lakes, but not one boat.


Yeah, I'm #rowing, but he's a weird dude. I think Notre Dame is going to enjoy him in a year or two.
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Re: Team Speed? What's That? (B1G Football)

Postby the cheese » 13 Sep 2017, 09:10

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
the cheese wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
MisterTambourineMan - Wed Sep 13, 2017 7:54 am: ya'll sleeping on tyler Johnson, wait that reminds me I need to make a pj fleck post


He is a weird, earnest little man that is the personification of a pull-and-talk doll filled with coachspeak.


So, you're not #RowingTheBoat?


Can somebody explain Rowing The Boat to me? Are there boats in Minnesota? The only thing I remember from my time in Minneapolis is hot bitches and Taco Johns.


No, no boats. Over 10k lakes, but not one boat.


Yeah, I'm #rowing, but he's a weird dude. I think Notre Dame is going to enjoy him in a year or two.


Seriously, though, why is rowing the boat significant?

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Re: Team Speed? What's That? (B1G Football)

Postby CourtesyFlush » 13 Sep 2017, 09:10

the cheese wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
MisterTambourineMan - Wed Sep 13, 2017 7:54 am: ya'll sleeping on tyler Johnson, wait that reminds me I need to make a pj fleck post


He is a weird, earnest little man that is the personification of a pull-and-talk doll filled with coachspeak.


So, you're not #RowingTheBoat?


Can somebody explain Rowing The Boat to me? Are there boats in Minnesota? The only thing I remember from my time in Minneapolis is hot bitches and Taco Johns.

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