The Peen State Thread [18+ only]

Re: The Peen State Thread [18+ only]

Postby TheWolf » 27 Apr 2017, 22:04

mj3528 wrote:Well this is progress I guess:

http://deadspin.com/former-penn-state-hockey-player-cited-for-peeing-on-two-1794687263

According to the acquired citation, Skoff, 25, “did enter the bathroom at Primanti Bros. and urinated on the leg of two different customers who were waiting or using the restroom.” The Centre Daily Times had reported that Skoff urinated on one person using a urinal, then opened a stall and urinated on another.


I hope he didn't eat a sandwich at Primanit Bros./sotsg


I'm sorry, we were looking for, "But what kind of sandwich did he get?!?!?!?!!! [/sotsg]"
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Re: The Peen State Thread [18+ only]

Postby TheWolf » 08 May 2017, 16:13

Huh, never would have thought I'd double post in a college thread.

The guy I stayed with this weekend is a Penn State grad. At some point in our drunken antics, we ended up discussing what kind of trouble we got in in college - run-ins with campus police/security and/or RAs for underage drinking, etc. This led him to eventually tell a story about getting written up by his RA because his girlfriend (now wife) was visiting for the weekend and his RA came into the bathroom and according to the write up he saw "two sets of legs, and one set was dangling." I told him it's too bad his RA wasn't Mike McQueary. That dude never reports inappropriate shower behavior.
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Re: The Peen State Thread [18+ only]

Postby the cheese » 08 May 2017, 16:22

TheWolf wrote:Huh, never would have thought I'd double post in a college thread.

The guy I stayed with this weekend is a Penn State grad. At some point in our drunken antics, we ended up discussing what kind of trouble we got in in college - run-ins with campus police/security and/or RAs for underage drinking, etc. This led him to eventually tell a story about getting written up by his RA because his girlfriend (now wife) was visiting for the weekend and his RA came into the bathroom and according to the write up he saw "two sets of legs, and one set was dangling." I told him it's too bad his RA wasn't Mike McQueary. That dude never reports inappropriate shower behavior.


Very relevant considering the trouble with alcohol the Penn State PIKE! chapter is in right now.
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Re: The Peen State Thread [18+ only]

Postby Goose » 01 Jul 2017, 18:00

Sound the Goobis Alarm!

ETA: I did the original post on my phone and fucked it up.

Fixed. And added bonus, terrible GOAT gif.

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Re: The Peen State Thread [18+ only]

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 19 Jul 2017, 10:48

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Re: The Peen State Thread [18+ only]

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 20 Jul 2017, 09:29

He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"
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Re: The Peen State Thread [18+ only]

Postby Goobis » 28 Jul 2017, 07:29

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Re: The Peen State Thread [18+ only]

Postby chrisco » 28 Jul 2017, 07:58

No one cares.
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Re: The Peen State Thread [18+ only]

Postby Goobis » 28 Jul 2017, 12:10

chrisco wrote:No one cares.


My mistake. *off to the busting block chain thread*

Boom. Roasted.
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Re: The Peen State Thread [18+ only]

Postby chrisco » 28 Jul 2017, 13:44

Goobis wrote:
chrisco wrote:No one cares.


My mistake. *off to the busting block chain thread*

Boom. Roasted.


You should check it out. It involves no dead people, a space full of fresh news, and no kids are getting fucked in the ass by pedos.
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Re: The Peen State Thread [18+ only]

Postby JichaelDick » 09 Sep 2017, 10:29

TVF wannabe - Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:42 pm: ...a good rule of thumb is if you post some thing like that and IMS quickly jumps in with an uncomfortable reference you went too far
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Re: The Peen State Thread [18+ only]

Postby Goobis » 10 Sep 2017, 10:32

JichaelDick wrote:Oh.


Fake news. So much fake news. Thankfully we finally have a brave President who will not allow irresponsible media reporting go unchecked. God bless America, and God bless Joe Paterno.
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Re: The Peen State Thread [18+ only]

Postby Goobis » 11 Sep 2017, 13:11

Goobis wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:Oh.


Fake news. So much fake news. Thankfully we finally have a brave President who will not allow irresponsible media reporting go unchecked. God bless America, and God bless Joe Paterno.


Bumped to add, Oh.

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Re: The Peen State Thread [18+ only]

Postby Goose » 13 Sep 2017, 09:17

Goobis wrote:
Goobis wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:Oh.


Fake news. So much fake news. Thankfully we finally have a brave President who will not allow irresponsible media reporting go unchecked. God bless America, and God bless Joe Paterno.


Bumped to add, Oh.

Oh.


From the Goobis link:

So when did Joe know that Jerry might be a pedophile, Sara? Was it in 1998? Or was it way back in 1971? Or was it in 1976, with another alleged incident involving a "John Doe 150" that Ganim covered in her Saturday story.


The important thing is getting the facts right. Did JoePa know this 19 years ago and do nothing, 46 years ago and do nothing or 41 years ago and do nothing? I mean how long has JoePa been a terrible person. That's what's important here.
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Re: The Peen State Thread [18+ only]

Postby Rodney Farva » 15 Sep 2017, 22:48

there's going to be an empty chair at the parade celebrating jerry's release (any day now!)
You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
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