The Peen State Thread [18+ only]

Re: The Peen State Thread [18+ only]

Postby mister bacon » 01 Dec 2016, 12:55

damn, i forgot that these animals would be in my commmmmmming to my cittttaaaaaay. gonna have to keep the bit on lockdown at home all weekend. may not even let him take a shower just =D+= in =D+= case.
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Re: The Peen State Thread [18+ only]

Postby mj3528 » 01 Dec 2016, 12:56

I don't know why I let myself get dragged into this, but:

Joe testified that he was never told of an assault
Tim Curley testified that he was never told of an assault.
Gary Schultz testified that he was never told of an assault.


did these people have any incentive to testify this way?
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Re: The Peen State Thread [18+ only]

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 01 Dec 2016, 12:58

Goobis wrote:Truth about Mike McQueary:

He never saw Jerry assaulting a kid in the shower. He did see Jerry in the shower with a kid. How do I know that?

The victim in the incident said nothing happened.
His father testified that nothing Mike reported about the incident warranted police involvement.
His family friend testified that nothing Mike reported about the incident warranted police involvement
Joe testified that he was never told of an assault
Tim Curley testified that he was never told of an assault.
Gary Schultz testified that he was never told of an assault.
Mike refuted the fraudulent Grand Jury Presentment that stated he witnessed an "anal rape"

Mike never witnessed an assault. He was manipulated by investigators to freshen his story to help the prosecution. Ask Don Van Natta



So....he....didn't.....get.....the..............money?

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Re: The Peen State Thread [18+ only]

Postby Gregs Kite » 02 Dec 2016, 08:17

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
Goobis wrote:Truth about Mike McQueary:

He never saw Jerry assaulting a kid in the shower. He did see Jerry in the shower with a kid. How do I know that?

The victim in the incident said nothing happened.
His father testified that nothing Mike reported about the incident warranted police involvement.
His family friend testified that nothing Mike reported about the incident warranted police involvement
Joe testified that he was never told of an assault
Tim Curley testified that he was never told of an assault.
Gary Schultz testified that he was never told of an assault.
Mike refuted the fraudulent Grand Jury Presentment that stated he witnessed an "anal rape"

Mike never witnessed an assault. He was manipulated by investigators to freshen his story to help the prosecution. Ask Don Van Natta



So....he....didn't.....get.....the..............money?

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He did. Didn't you read the article? He got the money!
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Re: The Peen State Thread [18+ only]

Postby Briandong79 » 02 Dec 2016, 09:37

Gregs Kite wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
Goobis wrote:Truth about Mike McQueary:

He never saw Jerry assaulting a kid in the shower. He did see Jerry in the shower with a kid. How do I know that?

The victim in the incident said nothing happened.
His father testified that nothing Mike reported about the incident warranted police involvement.
His family friend testified that nothing Mike reported about the incident warranted police involvement
Joe testified that he was never told of an assault
Tim Curley testified that he was never told of an assault.
Gary Schultz testified that he was never told of an assault.
Mike refuted the fraudulent Grand Jury Presentment that stated he witnessed an "anal rape"

Mike never witnessed an assault. He was manipulated by investigators to freshen his story to help the prosecution. Ask Don Van Natta



So....he....didn't.....get.....the..............money?

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He did. Didn't you read the article? He got the money!


No, I had a guy in the courtroom who told me that they pretended to give him the money while the media was there but as soon as they all left they just kept it.
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Re: The Peen State Thread [18+ only]

Postby mister bacon » 05 Jan 2017, 20:35

JichaelDick wrote:If a guy on my team got arrested 3 times for the same thing, I'd want him off the team, tbh.

How'd you enjoy the Rose Bowl, btw? Helluva game, no?


thought i'd move this one over to the proper thread for jike.
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Re: The Peen State Thread [18+ only]

Postby JichaelDick » 05 Jan 2017, 21:37

mister bacon wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:If a guy on my team got arrested 3 times for the same thing, I'd want him off the team, tbh.

How'd you enjoy the Rose Bowl, btw? Helluva game, no?


thought i'd move this one over to the proper thread for jike.


First part of that definitely applies to Dook, in my defense.

Second was me being an asshole.
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Re: The Peen State Thread [18+ only]

Postby TheWolf » 05 Jan 2017, 21:46

JichaelDick wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:If a guy on my team got arrested 3 times for the same thing, I'd want him off the team, tbh.

How'd you enjoy the Rose Bowl, btw? Helluva game, no?


thought i'd move this one over to the proper thread for jike.


First part of that definitely applies to Dook, in my defense.

Second was me being an asshole.


Yeah, I had no issue with the thread integrity there.
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Re: The Peen State Thread [18+ only]

Postby mister bacon » 05 Jan 2017, 22:33

i didn't mean to make that text bigger, i wasn't paying attention and meant to make the rose bowl text bigger as jike's post made me realize we had yet to take up the topic with our resident chimo penn state fan. still looking for a response on the rose bowl from goobis.
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Re: The Peen State Thread [18+ only]

Postby Goose » 06 Jan 2017, 15:51

mister bacon wrote:i didn't mean to make that text bigger, i wasn't paying attention and meant to make the rose bowl text bigger as jike's post made me realize we had yet to take up the topic with our resident chimo penn state fan. still looking for a response on the rose bowl from goobis.


Facts:

Nobody actually witnessed those two pass interference calls against Penn State that Official 1 and Official 2 claimed to have happened during the game-tying drive. At worst these penalties should have been labeled as "horseplay."
The reversal of the offensive pass interference call on the USC TD was a knee-jerk reaction from the NCAA and a 49-45 Penn State Rose Bowl victory will be reinstated at a later date.
That rhythmic slapping sound you heard was not the raping of a child, but of Mike McQueary masturbating onto a giant pile of money.
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Re: The Peen State Thread [18+ only]

Postby Goose » 23 Mar 2017, 08:23

Where Goobis at? Where's the boy at String?
Where's Goobis? That's all I wanna know.
Where's Goobis? Where the fuck is Goobis? Huh? Huh? String? String? Look at me! Where the fuck is Goobis? HUH!?
I don't want this Payless-wearing motherfucker representing me. I'ma get my own man. So just get back in your car and get the fuck back down to Happy Valley.

Goobis gets put in a vacant and everybody at Penn State knew that Sandusky was fucking boys (obviously)

Yeah, I made my decision. Where's Goobis at? Where the fuck is Goobis? Where's Goobis, String? String! Where the fuck is Goobis? Huh?
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Re: The Peen State Thread [18+ only]

Postby CourtesyFlush » 23 Mar 2017, 08:26

Goose wrote:Where Goobis at? Where's the boy at String?
Where's Goobis? That's all I wanna know.
Where's Goobis? Where the fuck is Goobis? Huh? Huh? String? String? Look at me! Where the fuck is Goobis? HUH!?
I don't want this Payless-wearing motherfucker representing me. I'ma get my own man. So just get back in your car and get the fuck back down to Happy Valley.

Goobis gets put in a vacant and everybody at Penn State knew that Sandusky was fucking boys (obviously)

Yeah, I made my decision. Where's Goobis at? Where the fuck is Goobis? Where's Goobis, String? String! Where the fuck is Goobis? Huh?

Is this from the Great Gatsby?
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Re: The Peen State Thread [18+ only]

Postby SouthernYokel » 23 Mar 2017, 08:30

the comments thread in that article. it is amazing. there are like 50 goobises in there.
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Re: The Peen State Thread [18+ only]

Postby Goose » 23 Mar 2017, 08:36

CourtesyFlush wrote:
Goose wrote:Where Goobis at? Where's the boy at String?
Where's Goobis? That's all I wanna know.
Where's Goobis? Where the fuck is Goobis? Huh? Huh? String? String? Look at me! Where the fuck is Goobis? HUH!?
I don't want this Payless-wearing motherfucker representing me. I'ma get my own man. So just get back in your car and get the fuck back down to Happy Valley.

Goobis gets put in a vacant and everybody at Penn State knew that Sandusky was fucking boys (obviously)

Yeah, I made my decision. Where's Goobis at? Where the fuck is Goobis? Where's Goobis, String? String! Where the fuck is Goobis? Huh?

Is this from the Great Gatsby?


It's from an early Fitzgerald draft called The Great Goobis. In the early draft Daisy was actually a 12 year old boy named Dunstin. I think F. Scott was very prudent making the changes he did.
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Re: The Peen State Thread [18+ only]

Postby Goobis » 23 Mar 2017, 13:24

Hate to break it to you guys, but this great "Joe and Penn St covered for Jerry to protect the football program" narrative has been blown out of the water during this trial. Polish that statue!
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