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Re: Tearbow for Criesman: Florida Hating Forum

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 29 Jul 2016, 13:24

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Ambassador, huh? Not sure we have one of those.


I thought UT (and all other D-I teams) had these kinds of ambassadors already in place.

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Re: Tearbow for Criesman: Florida Hating Forum

Postby Colonel Angus » 05 Aug 2016, 10:58

Not a good look, Florida.

(Yes, I realize I live in a glass house. I'm not terribly proud of my own school either.)

ETA: Prediction: Callaway plays on September 24.
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Re: Tearbow for Criesman: Florida Hating Forum

Postby Colonel Angus » 17 Aug 2016, 10:09

Colonel Angus wrote:Not a good look, Florida.

(Yes, I realize I live in a glass house. I'm not terribly proud of my own school either.)

ETA: Prediction: Callaway plays on September 24.


Prediction: CORRECT!

http://www.floridagators.com/news/2016/ ... ended.aspx
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Re: Tearbow for Criesman: Florida Hating Forum

Postby God Shamgod » 09 May 2017, 22:38

Sounds like a guy that definitely fucked a shark. What a time. Also, please do not slut shame the shark.

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Re: Tearbow for Criesman: Florida Hating Forum

Postby SouthernYokel » 25 Sep 2017, 07:25

I felt legit bad for Kentucky in that loss to Florida on Saturday for about 90 seconds. Then i remembered that kind of shit happens to me on a weekly basis and they just beat me last week so fuck em. Mcelwain crying like a bitch in the postgame in pride for his team's effort pissed me off. It's Kentucky! You're supposed to take care of your kids!
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Re: Tearbow for Criesman: Florida Hating Forum

Postby the cheese » 25 Sep 2017, 08:22

SouthernYokel wrote:I felt legit bad for Kentucky in that loss to Florida on Saturday for about 90 seconds. Then i remembered that kind of shit happens to me on a weekly basis and they just beat me last week so fuck em. Mcelwain crying like a bitch in the postgame in pride for his team's effort pissed me off. It's Kentucky! You're supposed to take care of your kids!


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Re: Tearbow for Criesman: Florida Hating Forum

Postby mj3528 » 19 Oct 2017, 08:12

Former Gator QB Chris Leak had some issues:

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/sports/college-football/gators-quarterback-chris-leak-loses-teaching-license-after-reportedly-asking-student-touch-his-genitals/C0DHBWTLWtmIXhMqaf3bEJ/

Edgewater High School football coach and Art Recovery teacher Chris Leak, who played quarterback at the University of Florida just before Tim Tebow, voluntarily surrendered his Florida Educator’s Certificate amid allegations that, on Sept. 5, 2015, he received a massage from a 15-year-old female student and asked the student to touch his penis, according to an order filed by the Florida Education Practices Commission on Tuesday.

Leak allegedly was wearing only a towel when he received the massage.


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Re: Tearbow for Criesman: Florida Hating Forum

Postby TheWolf » 19 Oct 2017, 09:49

mj3528 wrote:Former Gator QB Chris Leak had some issues:

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/sports/college-football/gators-quarterback-chris-leak-loses-teaching-license-after-reportedly-asking-student-touch-his-genitals/C0DHBWTLWtmIXhMqaf3bEJ/

Edgewater High School football coach and Art Recovery teacher Chris Leak, who played quarterback at the University of Florida just before Tim Tebow, voluntarily surrendered his Florida Educator’s Certificate amid allegations that, on Sept. 5, 2015, he received a massage from a 15-year-old female student and asked the student to touch his penis, according to an order filed by the Florida Education Practices Commission on Tuesday.

Leak allegedly was wearing only a towel when he received the massage.


BSMB with your current job status, maybe go into teaching?


What in the actual fuck is Art Recovery?
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Re: Tearbow for Criesman: Florida Hating Forum

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 19 Oct 2017, 09:55

TheWolf wrote:
mj3528 wrote:Former Gator QB Chris Leak had some issues:

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/sports/college-football/gators-quarterback-chris-leak-loses-teaching-license-after-reportedly-asking-student-touch-his-genitals/C0DHBWTLWtmIXhMqaf3bEJ/

Edgewater High School football coach and Art Recovery teacher Chris Leak, who played quarterback at the University of Florida just before Tim Tebow, voluntarily surrendered his Florida Educator’s Certificate amid allegations that, on Sept. 5, 2015, he received a massage from a 15-year-old female student and asked the student to touch his penis, according to an order filed by the Florida Education Practices Commission on Tuesday.

Leak allegedly was wearing only a towel when he received the massage.


BSMB with your current job status, maybe go into teaching?


What in the actual fuck is Art Recovery?

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Re: Tearbow for Criesman: Florida Hating Forum

Postby mister bacon » 20 Oct 2017, 16:12

can't even ask a teen girl to give you a massage anymore without arousing suspicion. isis won smh.
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Re: Tearbow for Criesman: Florida Hating Forum

Postby JichaelDick » 30 Oct 2017, 07:51

McElwain and Florida splitting went 0 to 100 REAL quick.
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Re: Tearbow for Criesman: Florida Hating Forum

Postby SouthernYokel » 30 Oct 2017, 08:37

JichaelDick wrote:McElwain and Florida splitting went 0 to 100 REAL quick.


2 straight division titles!


(i agree with them, it was time to fire the shark fucker)
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Re: Tearbow for Criesman: Florida Hating Forum

Postby JichaelDick » 30 Oct 2017, 08:39

I'd about bet Dan Mullen is the first call Florida makes.
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Re: Tearbow for Criesman: Florida Hating Forum

Postby Briandong79 » 30 Oct 2017, 08:42

JichaelDick wrote:I'd about bet Dan Mullen is the first call Florida makes.


Hi, Florida, take this guy away please.

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Re: Tearbow for Criesman: Florida Hating Forum

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 30 Oct 2017, 08:57

Read they're going after Frost first.



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