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Re: THIS...is Oklahoma Football: The OU Thread

Postby the cheese » 12 Sep 2017, 09:01

The wife gets a game ball for that. Initiating sex? Check. Interrupting sex to vomit from alcohol? Check. Hopping back on to finish after vomiting? Check. She gets a helmet sticker for making it to a toilet to vomit, unlike her husband.
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Re: THIS...is Oklahoma Football: The OU Thread

Postby ctz31 » 12 Sep 2017, 09:06

the cheese wrote:The wife gets a game ball for that. Initiating sex? Check. Interrupting sex to vomit from alcohol? Check. Hopping back on to finish after vomiting? Check. She gets a helmet sticker for making it to a toilet to vomit, unlike her husband.


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Re: THIS...is Oklahoma Football: The OU Thread

Postby the cheese » 12 Sep 2017, 09:22

ctz31 wrote:
the cheese wrote:The wife gets a game ball for that. Initiating sex? Check. Interrupting sex to vomit from alcohol? Check. Hopping back on to finish after vomiting? Check. She gets a helmet sticker for making it to a toilet to vomit, unlike her husband.


Still waiting for my thank you dickface.


You didn't hurt the cause either. Thank you.
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Re: THIS...is Oklahoma Football: The OU Thread

Postby mj3528 » 13 Sep 2017, 09:43

Here is another one for you to jeckyll over cheese:

http://thebiglead.com/2017/09/13/baker-mayfield-was-apparently-standing-on-the-bench-screaming-at-drunken-ohio-state-fans-during-saturdays-game/

“There were a group of Buckeye fans that were beyond over-served,” Fitzsimmons said, adding, “these guys are just wearing [Mayfield] out.”

“[Mayfield] turns around and goes ‘Get ready, I’m about to hang six on you bleeping bleepers.’ He goes, leads them right down the field. Score’s tied at 10 and he goes right to the bench, stands up on the bench, and just lets the Buckeyes fans behind him that were giving to Baker, he turns at them and says, ‘You like that one? I got three or four more that’s coming up. Get ready.'”
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Re: THIS...is Oklahoma Football: The OU Thread

Postby the cheese » 13 Sep 2017, 09:44

Fitzsimmons partner for that game was Dusty Dvorachek, noted OU meathead made good, and he told the story yesterday on his radio show...god I love that shit.
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Re: THIS...is Oklahoma Football: The OU Thread

Postby CourtesyFlush » 13 Sep 2017, 10:15

Pretty awesome that he can talk the shit AND actually back it up on the field.
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Re: THIS...is Oklahoma Football: The OU Thread

Postby the cheese » 13 Sep 2017, 10:20

CourtesyFlush wrote:Pretty awesome that he can talk the shit AND actually back it up on the field.


THIS TIME.

He, and the rest of the OU program, has a small tradition of shitting the bed / stumbling in insignificant games against inferior opponents. I look forward to the OU/Texas game this year, with Tom Herman. Jesus, that guy.
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Re: THIS...is Oklahoma Football: The OU Thread

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 13 Sep 2017, 10:22

the cheese wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:Pretty awesome that he can talk the shit AND actually back it up on the field.


THIS TIME.

He, and the rest of the OU program Big XII, has a small tradition of shitting the bed / stumbling in insignificant games against inferior opponents.


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Re: THIS...is Oklahoma Football: The OU Thread

Postby Briandong79 » 07 Oct 2017, 21:22

Good lord, man.
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Re: THIS...is Oklahoma Football: The OU Thread

Postby mj3528 » 08 Oct 2017, 14:00

Briandong79 wrote:Good lord, man.


#gdic. Makes my loss look worse. Please win out for me.
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Re: THIS...is Oklahoma Football: The OU Thread

Postby the cheese » 10 Oct 2017, 13:17

the cheese wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:Pretty awesome that he can talk the shit AND actually back it up on the field.


THIS TIME.

He, and the rest of the OU program, has a small tradition of shitting the bed / stumbling in insignificant games against inferior opponents. I look forward to the OU/Texas game this year, with Tom Herman. Jesus, that guy.


Did this a week early. WELL DONE! GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM! Faggots.
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Re: THIS...is Oklahoma Football: The OU Thread

Postby Goose » 10 Oct 2017, 14:07

the cheese wrote:
the cheese wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:Pretty awesome that he can talk the shit AND actually back it up on the field.


THIS TIME.

He, and the rest of the OU program, has a small tradition of shitting the bed / stumbling in insignificant games against inferior opponents. I look forward to the OU/Texas game this year, with Tom Herman. Jesus, that guy.


Did this a week early. WELL DONE! GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM! Faggots.


Yeah, WTF cheese? I leave home to go watch my kid's soccer game and it's 24-10 OU in control. I check my phone at the kid's half time and it's 31-24 Iowa State. Every other game is a blowout. Guess which is the only fucking game not streaming on the ESPN app? Thanks Big 12 for signing with CBS. Fuck them. I hope none of their teams make the playoff.
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Re: THIS...is Oklahoma Football: The OU Thread

Postby Briandong79 » 10 Oct 2017, 14:13

Goose wrote:
the cheese wrote:
the cheese wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:Pretty awesome that he can talk the shit AND actually back it up on the field.


THIS TIME.

He, and the rest of the OU program, has a small tradition of shitting the bed / stumbling in insignificant games against inferior opponents. I look forward to the OU/Texas game this year, with Tom Herman. Jesus, that guy.


Did this a week early. WELL DONE! GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM! Faggots.


Yeah, WTF cheese? I leave home to go watch my kid's soccer game and it's 24-10 OU in control. I check my phone at the kid's half time and it's 31-24 Iowa State. Every other game is a blowout. Guess which is the only fucking game not streaming on the ESPN app? Thanks Big 12 for signing with CBS. Fuck them. I hope none of their teams make the playoff.


ISU-Oklahoma was on Fox.
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Re: THIS...is Oklahoma Football: The OU Thread

Postby the cheese » 10 Oct 2017, 14:21

Goose wrote:
the cheese wrote:
the cheese wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:Pretty awesome that he can talk the shit AND actually back it up on the field.


THIS TIME.

He, and the rest of the OU program, has a small tradition of shitting the bed / stumbling in insignificant games against inferior opponents. I look forward to the OU/Texas game this year, with Tom Herman. Jesus, that guy.


Did this a week early. WELL DONE! GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM! Faggots.


Yeah, WTF cheese? I leave home to go watch my kid's soccer game and it's 24-10 OU in control. I check my phone at the kid's half time and it's 31-24 Iowa State. Every other game is a blowout. Guess which is the only fucking game not streaming on the ESPN app? Thanks Big 12 for signing with CBS. Fuck them. I hope none of their teams make the playoff.


This is on you, that game was available on FSNow.
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