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Re: Ala Bammer

Postby JichaelDick » 02 Dec 2015, 15:14

Two weeks=336 hours, so you should be good.

FTR, I actually want Alabama to win Saturday, because a trip to the Sugar Bowl is, playoffs excepted, my dream as an Ole Miss fan. But I'm Boomer Soonering it after...
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Re: Ala Bammer

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Re: Ala Bammer

Postby Briandong79 » 15 Dec 2015, 16:48

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The article this comment is from is worth a larf:
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Re: Ala Bammer

Postby Colonel Angus » 16 Dec 2015, 14:10

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Re: Ala Bammer

Postby JT99 » 30 Dec 2015, 21:14

Anyone know what steps Nick Saban took this year to protect his players from the evil NFL agents who talked to his guys prior to the game with Ohio State which caused them to lose?

I'd like to know in time to pick the winner of the game against Michigan State, if possible, please.
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Re: Ala Bammer

Postby JichaelDick » 30 Dec 2015, 23:52

JT99 wrote:Anyone know what steps Nick Saban took this year to protect his players from the evil NFL agents who talked to his guys prior to the game with Ohio State which caused them to lose?

I'd like to know in time to pick the winner of the game against Michigan State, if possible, please.


They also apparently partied too much last year. Stayed out too late. I seem to remember Alabama fan telling me that they would be too focused for such, like they are this year.

Saban probably threatened the scouts with death by 1000 cuts from his boy Belichick to keep them away from his TAHD.
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Re: Ala Bammer

Postby Briandong79 » 11 Jan 2016, 11:48

So, if Saban jumped to the NFL....Dabo would be their very first call to take over, right? Kind of a fun little subplot.
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Re: Ala Bammer

Postby CourtesyFlush » 11 Jan 2016, 11:51

Briandong79 wrote:So, if Saban jumped to the NFL....Dabo would be their very first call to take over, right? Kind of a fun little subplot.

Dabo recruiting to Alabama? That is a scary thought.
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Re: Ala Bammer

Postby JichaelDick » 11 Jan 2016, 11:58

Briandong79 wrote:So, if Saban jumped to the NFL....Dabo would be their very first call to take over, right? Kind of a fun little subplot.


Absolutely. Native son, former player, obvious recruiting chops, has built a good program? He'd be a lock if he wanted it.
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Re: Ala Bammer

Postby Colonel Angus » 11 Jan 2016, 12:45

CourtesyFlush wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:So, if Saban jumped to the NFL....Dabo would be their very first call to take over, right? Kind of a fun little subplot.

Dabo recruiting to Alabama? That is a scary thought.


Why would that be any scarier than Saban recruiting there?
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Re: Ala Bammer

Postby Goose » 11 Jan 2016, 12:51

Colonel Angus wrote:
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Briandong79 wrote:So, if Saban jumped to the NFL....Dabo would be their very first call to take over, right? Kind of a fun little subplot.

Dabo recruiting to Alabama? That is a scary thought.


Why would that be any scarier than Saban recruiting there?


Maybe he meant scarier in relation to Lane Kiffin recruiting to Alabama.
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Re: Ala Bammer

Postby CourtesyFlush » 11 Jan 2016, 12:57

Goose wrote:
Colonel Angus wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:So, if Saban jumped to the NFL....Dabo would be their very first call to take over, right? Kind of a fun little subplot.

Dabo recruiting to Alabama? That is a scary thought.


Why would that be any scarier than Saban recruiting there?


Maybe he meant scarier in relation to Lane Kiffin recruiting to Alabama.

Partly this, but more that Dabo would just keep the machine running. Saban's good, but he wasn't recruiting 5* guys to East Lansing.
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Re: Ala Bammer

Postby Colonel Angus » 11 Jan 2016, 12:59

CourtesyFlush wrote:
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Colonel Angus wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:So, if Saban jumped to the NFL....Dabo would be their very first call to take over, right? Kind of a fun little subplot.

Dabo recruiting to Alabama? That is a scary thought.


Why would that be any scarier than Saban recruiting there?


Maybe he meant scarier in relation to Lane Kiffin recruiting to Alabama.

Partly this, but more that Dabo would just keep the machine running. Saban's good, but he wasn't recruiting 5* guys to East Lansing.


Perhaps it is the bias I get from living in SEC country, but I was under the impression that Nick Saban is the best recruiter who ever lived. I would be less concerned about Bama's recruiting if anyone else had that job, including Dabo.
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Re: Ala Bammer

Postby JichaelDick » 12 Jan 2016, 01:26

Jake Coker makes Jay Barker look like Joe Montana. And he has a natty, dammit all.
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Re: Ala Bammer

Postby Prez » 12 Jan 2016, 07:36

JichaelDick wrote:Jake Coker makes Jay Barker look like Joe Montana. And he has a natty, dammit all.


Can we stop calling it the natty? This is natty:


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