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Re: Ala Bammer

Postby Goose » 14 Dec 2016, 13:09

Let's bump this thread.

Deadspin interrupted their parade of Donald Trump Will Destroy America articles to write about Lane Kiffin.

http://deadspin.com/lane-kiffin-got-wha ... 1790096043

The article included this line about Kiffin getting references from previous employers that should make UT and USC fans happy.

USA Today added that previous attempts to land a head coaching gig were DOA, as “reference calls to people who worked at USC and Tennessee basically rendered him unhireable.”


But my favorite part is this sentence.

Per the Tampa Bay Times, Kiffin will make $950,000 in base salary; even if he triggered the $300,000 national championship bonus, he’d come up short of his current $1.4 million Alabama salary.


A $300k National Championship bonus. I think I'll have to negotiate that into my next pay raise. I'm pretty sure that I'll get that bonus just as quick as Kiffin does at FAU.
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Re: Ala Bammer

Postby Rodney Farva » 14 Dec 2016, 13:21

Per the Tampa Bay Times, Kiffin will make $950,000 in base salary; even if he triggered the $300,000 national championship bonus, he’d come up short of his current $1.4 million Alabama salary.


i'm not going to cry for the guy pulling down close to a mill in base salary at the fifth (or is it sixth? does stetson have a team?) most important program in the state of florida, and since he won't have to pay state income tax the difference is even less on a net basis
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Re: Ala Bammer

Postby the cheese » 14 Dec 2016, 14:16

Goose wrote:Let's bump this thread.

Deadspin interrupted their parade of Donald Trump Will Destroy America articles to write about Lane Kiffin.

http://deadspin.com/lane-kiffin-got-wha ... 1790096043

The article included this line about Kiffin getting references from previous employers that should make UT and USC fans happy.

USA Today added that previous attempts to land a head coaching gig were DOA, as “reference calls to people who worked at USC and Tennessee basically rendered him unhireable.”


But my favorite part is this sentence.

Per the Tampa Bay Times, Kiffin will make $950,000 in base salary; even if he triggered the $300,000 national championship bonus, he’d come up short of his current $1.4 million Alabama salary.


A $300k National Championship bonus. I think I'll have to negotiate that into my next pay raise. I'm pretty sure that I'll get that bonus just as quick as Kiffin does at FAU.


Fun fact, I played with the first ever starting quarterback at Florida Atlantic. $50,000 arm. $0.10 head. He made a 14 the first time he took the ACT. I think he got a 19 right before signing day to secure his offer.
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Re: Ala Bammer

Postby Gregs Kite » 15 Dec 2016, 12:31

Here is Kiffin's first signee, De'Andre Johnson:

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Good start!
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Re: Ala Bammer

Postby JT99 » 15 Dec 2016, 12:43

Gregs Kite wrote:Here is Kiffin's first signee, De'Andre Johnson:

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Good start!


Aren't you pro-beating women?
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Re: Ala Bammer

Postby mj3528 » 15 Dec 2016, 12:47

JT99 wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Here is Kiffin's first signee, De'Andre Johnson:

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Good start!


Aren't you pro-beating women?


she threw the first punch, so I thought in Kite's America equal rights reigned and so she was free to take a punch from her male companion.

eta: that hipster in the glasses wants none of that scene.
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Re: Ala Bammer

Postby mister bacon » 15 Dec 2016, 13:01

mj3528 wrote:
eta: that hipster in the glasses wants none of that scene.



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Re: Ala Bammer

Postby Gregs Kite » 15 Dec 2016, 13:07

mj3528 wrote:
JT99 wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Here is Kiffin's first signee, De'Andre Johnson:

Image

Good start!


Aren't you pro-beating women?


she threw the first punch, so I thought in Kite's America equal rights reigned and so she was free to take a punch from her male companion.

eta: that hipster in the glasses wants none of that scene.


He went a little harder in the paint than he should, but yeah, just because you have breasts and a vagina means you can swing at will without repercussion? Okay.
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Re: Ala Bammer

Postby Goose » 16 Dec 2016, 12:00

Gregs Kite wrote:Here is Kiffin's first signee, De'Andre Johnson:

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Good start!


She didn't throw a very good left, but she took a pretty good punch.
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Re: Ala Bammer

Postby the cheese » 18 Dec 2016, 22:11

Goose wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Here is Kiffin's first signee, De'Andre Johnson:

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Good start!


She didn't throw a very good left, but she took a pretty good punch.


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Re: Ala Bammer

Postby Gregs Kite » 12 Jan 2017, 13:48

Hero's welcome...

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Re: Ala Bammer

Postby JichaelDick » 07 Feb 2017, 12:52

Sarkisian leaves Alabama OC job after one game.


Alabama fan, as usual, taking it in stride.

Thanks for screwing us over Steve Sarkisian! Nick Saban trusted in you and even let you coach the National Championship!
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Re: Ala Bammer

Postby JT99 » 09 Apr 2017, 10:34

BigJohnStudd wrote:The original Annie movie from the 80s has a lot of panty shots for a PG rated kids film.


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Re: Ala Bammer

Postby JichaelDick » 09 Apr 2017, 10:59



A tradition unlike any other... [twinkling piano music]
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