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Re: 1-900-SHAMGOD

Postby ctz31 » 03 Jan 2017, 09:11

I mentioned this in the box a couple hundred times, but i handed my bowl pickem sheet to my 8 year old a couple weeks ago and said go crazy. Two weeks later and we clinched by 4 games. He went 23-5, and was a missed x point from Western Michigan from finishing with an 11 game streak. Payout is $600. I'll tip the dude $60, then i have to figure out what i'm giving the kid. A lot of people have opinions on it! I'm thinking i take him to the store and let him pick something up to maybe hundred bucks or so. w.e. I basically am taking the winnings to payout the league champ in the league i commish cuz of my yearly ponzi scheme from everyone's dues.

The lesson as always is let a child pick your teams, and in no way wager on any of his picks to mush them.
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Re: 1-900-SHAMGOD

Postby Gregs Kite » 03 Jan 2017, 09:13

Have you guys agreed on your story to your wife about this sudden windfall? Any chance the boy cracks under questioning?
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Re: 1-900-SHAMGOD

Postby SouthernYokel » 03 Jan 2017, 09:15

it's a bowl pickem! no need for stories. it's a feel good story for everyone. unless she wants to spend the winnings on something. then you gotta scramble.
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Re: 1-900-SHAMGOD

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 03 Jan 2017, 09:53

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:Im gonna jump in and take some sides here. You guys have probably noticed that I hit 3 of my final 4 picks.

14-18-1 on year.

Saturday:
Washington +14 vs Alabama
Clemson +2.5 vs OSU

Monday:
Penn State +7 vs USC
Oklahoma -3 vs Auburn


Lookie Lookie, how can 6 dicks be pussies 3-1 on the weekend.

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Re: 1-900-SHAMGOD

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 09 Jan 2017, 11:18

17-19-1 on season.

Clemson +6.5

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Re: 1-900-SHAMGOD

Postby God Shamgod » 09 Jan 2017, 11:18

I'll follow Balls on this one.
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Re: 1-900-SHAMGOD

Postby Goose » 09 Jan 2017, 11:49

God Shamgod wrote:I'll follow Balls on this one.


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Re: 1-900-SHAMGOD

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 10 Jan 2017, 09:48

Got the cover.

18-19-1 on Season.

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Re: 1-900-SHAMGOD

Postby God Shamgod » 31 Aug 2017, 13:51

Looking at my gucci it's about that time.

Gonna kick this shiznit doggystyle tonight.

Buffalo +24.5 over MINNESOTA
Tulsa +18 over OKLAHOMA STATE
INDIANA +20.5 over Ohio State
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Re: 1-900-SHAMGOD

Postby Gregs Kite » 31 Aug 2017, 13:59

God Shamgod wrote:
INDIANA +20.5 over Ohio State


Are my Hoosiers that good or is Ohio State that mediocre this year?
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Re: 1-900-SHAMGOD

Postby mj3528 » 31 Aug 2017, 14:01

Gregs Kite wrote:
God Shamgod wrote:
INDIANA +20.5 over Ohio State


Are my Hoosiers that good or is Ohio State that mediocre this year?

I think the Hoosiers are frisky, and the line reflects I will be looking ahead to cheese next week
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Re: 1-900-SHAMGOD

Postby Briandong79 » 31 Aug 2017, 14:04

mj3528 wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
God Shamgod wrote:
INDIANA +20.5 over Ohio State


Are my Hoosiers that good or is Ohio State that mediocre this year?

I think the Hoosiers are frisky, and the line reflects I will be looking ahead to cheese next week


At least in the early Urban days, tOSU would occasionally put up a random struggle game quite often.

I think they'll beat them handily. I think they can score 35 and I don't know if Indiana scores more than a FG or so.
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Re: 1-900-SHAMGOD

Postby God Shamgod » 31 Aug 2017, 14:13

I think OSU will into the playoffs undefeated, but a Thursday night home dog is always tasty.
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Re: 1-900-SHAMGOD

Postby the cheese » 31 Aug 2017, 14:17

That Tulsa cover is a bad bet. No QB, OSUc is going to be super-hyped at home, Rudolph, Justice Hill, and James Washington are all super legit. OSU's defense is suspect, but they will score every possession.
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Re: 1-900-SHAMGOD

Postby Briandong79 » 31 Aug 2017, 14:18

God Shamgod wrote:I think OSU will into the playoffs undefeated, but a Thursday night home dog is always tasty.


Fuck, kind of forgot they're in Bloomington. You're right, that's the smart bet probably. My analysis of the game still stands.
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