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Re: Cock Talk

Postby Briandong79 » 09 Oct 2017, 08:42

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What's going to be the bigger what the fuck result this year: ISU over Oklahoma or South Carolina over NC State?
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby SouthernYokel » 09 Oct 2017, 08:49

Briandong79 wrote:
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What's going to be the bigger what the fuck result this year: ISU over Oklahoma or South Carolina over NC State?


ISU over Oklahoma i think. Think NCST has another WTF loss in them along with the loss to Clemson. (sorry flush)

We scored 21 points on defense Saturday. that means the real score of the Arkansas game was 27-22. Arkansas is very very very bad. I do not look forward to the rest of this season.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby ONTB » 09 Oct 2017, 10:01

Briandong79 wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:Image


What's going to be the bigger what the fuck result this year: ISU over Oklahoma or South Carolina over NC State?


ISU over Oklahoma for sure. Carolina over NC State was an OOC, nuetral site game. And the first game of the year. Anything can happen. Oklahoma lost at home, in conference, after they already had a bunch of big wins. NC state can still win the ACC, just need to beat Clemson at home [-o<

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Re: Cock Talk

Postby mister bacon » 11 Oct 2017, 08:22

SouthernYokel wrote:there are plenty of reasons to enjoy Muschamp's mediocrity. He's a dickface. Orgeron, besides the usual recruiting tomfoolery, seems to be a genuine Cajun simpleton. I do not relish his failure.



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Re: Cock Talk

Postby SouthernYokel » 30 Oct 2017, 08:40

I am (checks schedule)...six and two? The fuck?

UGA on deck. It will be all the lols and the wheels will come off, we will lose to coachless Florida next, struggle to beat Wofford by 10, and then get our shit pushed in by Clemson to finish the year 7-5 and earn a bid to the Bad Boy Mowers bowl in swampland Florida. Catch the Muschamp fever now while it's still burning folks, by Thanksgiving people are going to be on my side of the fence.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby CourtesyFlush » 13 Nov 2017, 10:10

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Re: Cock Talk

Postby JichaelDick » 13 Nov 2017, 10:13

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Sakerlina is still 7-3 somehow.

This was my favorite play this weekend...

https://twitter.com/CBSSports/status/929401100288933888
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 13 Nov 2017, 10:14

CourtesyFlush wrote:OOF: Cock Talk Edition

counterpoint: he's a me-first glory hound ball hog and NOW the team is a TEAM and spreads the ball around and EVERYONE can score!!!!

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Re: Cock Talk

Postby CourtesyFlush » 13 Nov 2017, 10:15

JichaelDick wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:OOF: Cock Talk Edition


Sakerlina is still 7-3 somehow.

This was my favorite play this weekend...

https://twitter.com/CBSSports/status/929401100288933888

Muschamp's best coaching job? Muschamp's best coaching job.

I can see them beating Clemson in Columbia in a couple weeks. Hoo boy.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby SouthernYokel » 13 Nov 2017, 10:21

CourtesyFlush wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:OOF: Cock Talk Edition


Sakerlina is still 7-3 somehow.

This was my favorite play this weekend...

https://twitter.com/CBSSports/status/929401100288933888

Muschamp's best coaching job? Muschamp's best coaching job.

I can see them beating Clemson in Columbia in a couple weeks. Hoo boy.


I will stipulate that he has done pretty well this year, even though i think he's a shitty coach and will always think he's a shitty coach.

HOWEVER - our schedule has included games against 4 teams who have fired or will fire their coach this season (UF, UT, Arky, TAMU) and Vandy who should fire theirs but won't because everyone else is and they know they'd end up with the scraps. This was a Wisconsin-level soft schedule. And they had a few miracles come through to win some of those easy games. But, you play the games you get handed and good luck is not against the rules so, yay us. I can't wait to play a Big 10 team and look like a monkey fucking a football out there.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 13 Nov 2017, 10:22

SouthernYokel wrote:This was a Wisconsin-level soft schedule.


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Re: Cock Talk

Postby SouthernYokel » 27 Nov 2017, 11:53

See? This team sucks ass. Let's do a retrospective shall we?
NCST - won by 1 td. state ended up being kind of similar. i think if we replayed this game 10 times, State would win the majority. This is the best win of the season.
Mizzou - trash fire that benefited from the SEC east schedule as well. 2nd best win!
UK - L. this is the game you have to look at carefully. USC did not make major mistakes and lost, at home.
LA Tech - miracle last second win. following a L to Kentucky. Troubling
TAMU - L by a TD, at TAMU. That's not so bad if it's not following a lucky break over the waterboy's squad and a loss to kentucky.
Arkansas - W by a lot. k. great. our first win over a fired coach this season! 1-1 in fired coach games.
UT - W by less than a TD. Please remember this was at the peak of fire Butch fever, there were player revolts, etc. We were able to muster 15 points. 2-1 in fired coach games though.
Vandy - W by a TD with a late stand to avoid OT. Vandy was winless in the SEC until their game against UT this weekend. They beat them by 18.
Georgia - L. whooped.
UF - 8 point W, was really better than that but the defense gave away some points in the 4th quarter. 3-1 in fired coach games
Wofford - W. surprisingly easy too, typically they will make me sweat these games against DII teams who run the option.
Clemson - L, embarrassed.

I wish i could peek into another dimension where they had to play Clemson's schedule or Ohio State's. This team should have probably lost at least 3 of the games they won, against shitty opponents.

The only reason i keep harping on this is i am 100% sure Will Muschamp is a terrible football coach. An 8 win season at USCe gives him a TON of leeway now (i think it's probably tied for the 5th or 6th best season in the history of the program. LOLLLLL) when they really should be coming off their 2nd 3 SEC win season in a row and have him on the hot seat. Fuck.
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