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Re: Cock Talk

Postby mister bacon » 02 Oct 2017, 13:07

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mister bacon wrote:recent ess eee see coaching hires have really not been very impressive at all.


Ed Orgeron nodding pensively.


I don't know why I get so diamond hard at this guy's failures, but I really do.


i am this way about will muschamp and bielema for some reason. i am enjoying their mediocrity.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby SouthernYokel » 02 Oct 2017, 13:09

there are plenty of reasons to enjoy Muschamp's mediocrity. He's a dickface. Orgeron, besides the usual recruiting tomfoolery, seems to be a genuine Cajun simpleton. I do not relish his failure.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 02 Oct 2017, 13:10

Bielema is a jackass, I enjoy his failures as well.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 02 Oct 2017, 13:11

mister bacon wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
mister bacon wrote:recent ess eee see coaching hires have really not been very impressive at all.


Ed Orgeron nodding pensively.


I don't know why I get so diamond hard at this guy's failures, but I really do.


i am this way about will muschamp and bielema for some reason. i am enjoying their mediocrity.

I definitely am about Bielema, something about that tub o' shit...

Muschamp is hilarious because, honestly, what'd USCe expect???

LSU had to take O, he fills their coach you can barely understand half the time criterion
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby mj3528 » 02 Oct 2017, 13:15

MisterTambourineMan wrote:Bielema is a jackass, I enjoy his failures as well.


He did not fail in choosing a wife:

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He must be a total ass. I loved when Kingsbury went after him last year, because he hated Bielema telling people that they would run the ball on you and couldn't be stopped and Kingsbury said he laughed because they got their ass beat, and it was going to happen the next week too.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby SouthernYokel » 02 Oct 2017, 13:18

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:Muschamp is hilarious because, honestly, what'd USCe expect???


this is the part that enrages me. Maybe when GT fires Paul Johnson we can hire him to install a west coast offense for us. Goddammit, you idiots
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 02 Oct 2017, 13:19

SouthernYokel wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:Muschamp is hilarious because, honestly, what'd USCe expect???


this is the part that enrages me. Maybe when GT fires Paul Johnson we can hire him to install a west coast offense for us. Goddammit, you idiots

Paul Johnson is another jackass I enjoy watching fail. Stop trying to make me hate the triple option by being a douche!

unrelated...I need to fire up NCAA football tonight....
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby the cheese » 02 Oct 2017, 13:19

When Kliffy can dunk on you, you know you suck.

Because Kliffy sucks. His failure is some of my favorite failure.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby mj3528 » 02 Oct 2017, 13:20

SouthernYokel wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:Muschamp is hilarious because, honestly, what'd USCe expect???


this is the part that enrages me. Maybe when GT fires Paul Johnson we can hire him to install a west coast offense for us. Goddammit, you idiots


Maybe USCe figured that Muschamp learned from all of his mistakes and a fresh start would be great for him. Kind of like the Patriots hiring Belichick after he failed in Cleveland.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 02 Oct 2017, 13:20

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:unrelated...I need to fire up NCAA football tonight....


Do you got the nerds updating the rosters? God bless those nerds.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby SouthernYokel » 02 Oct 2017, 13:21

mj3528 wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:Muschamp is hilarious because, honestly, what'd USCe expect???


this is the part that enrages me. Maybe when GT fires Paul Johnson we can hire him to install a west coast offense for us. Goddammit, you idiots


Maybe USCe figured that Muschamp learned from all of his mistakes and a fresh start would be great for him. Kind of like the Patriots hiring Belichick after he failed in Cleveland.


something tells me Belichick might have gotten more out of the Florida Gators than the Cleveland Browns
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby mj3528 » 02 Oct 2017, 13:25

SouthernYokel wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:Muschamp is hilarious because, honestly, what'd USCe expect???


this is the part that enrages me. Maybe when GT fires Paul Johnson we can hire him to install a west coast offense for us. Goddammit, you idiots


Maybe USCe figured that Muschamp learned from all of his mistakes and a fresh start would be great for him. Kind of like the Patriots hiring Belichick after he failed in Cleveland.


something tells me Belichick might have gotten more out of the Florida Gators than the Cleveland Browns


the Browns had a decent roster then, legitimate QB. Any roster failures were created by Belichick who drafted Craig Powell in the first round. Do you know who the fuck Craig Powell is? Exactly.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby JichaelDick » 02 Oct 2017, 16:24

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
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mister bacon wrote:recent ess eee see coaching hires have really not been very impressive at all.


Ed Orgeron nodding pensively.


I don't know why I get so diamond hard at this guy's failures, but I really do.


There are stories of him having cops called to his house on numerous occasions when he was in Oxford, many times because he and his wife had extremely loud arguments...
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby Briandong79 » 02 Oct 2017, 16:24

JichaelDick wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
mister bacon wrote:recent ess eee see coaching hires have really not been very impressive at all.


Ed Orgeron nodding pensively.


I don't know why I get so diamond hard at this guy's failures, but I really do.


There are stories of him having cops called to his house on numerous occasions when he was in Oxford, many times because he and his wife had extremely loud arguments...


I don't think Coach O can do anything quietly.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby SouthernYokel » 09 Oct 2017, 08:39

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