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Re: Cock Talk

Postby SouthernYokel » 18 Sep 2017, 15:00

ONTB wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:I knew wins over NCST and Mizzou to start the season were pretty meaningless but i couldn't help but assume we would be able to handle kenbuttfuckingtucky at a night game home opener. And Deebo broke his ankle. This is the Will Muschamp football i have been expecting to see. GODDAMN that was frustrating to watch.


Smoke and mirror wins where turnovers and special teams hid the subpar offense that continues to define Muschamp. Here he is again, sliding to the bottom of all the important offensive categories.

I don't know what it is... what he looks for in offensive coaches, how he practices, or what, but the man can't put a competent offense on the field.

We've put tens of millions into the program over the past decade, still have 80,000 plus show up to games, and yet, we're living through a four game losing streak to fucking Kentucky.


my sole outlet this weekend was texting all my friends who said i was not giving Muschamp a fair shake last year and telling them to get used to this shit. fuck will muschamp as a staff, a record label and as a motherfucking crew. now i gotta find something to do for 2 autumns' worth of saturdays until Tanner sacks up and fires him. i assume it will only take one more season after this. it better.

Though i guess i am mildly looking forward to the day when they lose to Directional Junior College SW* and the real Muschamp comes out and tries to decapitate an opposing fan with a clipboard.



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Re: Cock Talk

Postby mister bacon » 18 Sep 2017, 15:30

do you think muschamp has a Jeff Driskell blow up doll he berates in his office to blow off steam?


(also he has sex with the doll)
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby SouthernYokel » 18 Sep 2017, 15:36

mister bacon wrote:do you think muschamp has a Jeff Driskell blow up doll he berates in his office to blow off steam?


(also he has sex with the doll)


he DEFINITELY calls it the n word
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby TheWolf » 18 Sep 2017, 15:38

SouthernYokel wrote:
mister bacon wrote:do you think muschamp has a Jeff Driskell blow up doll he berates in his office to blow off steam?


(also he has sex with the doll)


he DEFINITELY calls it the n word


Haha, what a faggot.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby ONTB » 19 Sep 2017, 09:07

SouthernYokel wrote:
ONTB wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:I knew wins over NCST and Mizzou to start the season were pretty meaningless but i couldn't help but assume we would be able to handle kenbuttfuckingtucky at a night game home opener. And Deebo broke his ankle. This is the Will Muschamp football i have been expecting to see. GODDAMN that was frustrating to watch.


Smoke and mirror wins where turnovers and special teams hid the subpar offense that continues to define Muschamp. Here he is again, sliding to the bottom of all the important offensive categories.

I don't know what it is... what he looks for in offensive coaches, how he practices, or what, but the man can't put a competent offense on the field.

We've put tens of millions into the program over the past decade, still have 80,000 plus show up to games, and yet, we're living through a four game losing streak to fucking Kentucky.


my sole outlet this weekend was texting all my friends who said i was not giving Muschamp a fair shake last year and telling them to get used to this shit. fuck will muschamp as a staff, a record label and as a motherfucking crew. now i gotta find something to do for 2 autumns' worth of saturdays until Tanner sacks up and fires him. i assume it will only take one more season after this. it better.

Though i guess i am mildly looking forward to the day when they lose to Directional Junior College SW* and the real Muschamp comes out and tries to decapitate an opposing fan with a clipboard.



*trademark NCAA Football 2007


Yeah, I was on group text last week where some of my Carolina friends were taunting some of my UF friends about cutting Muschamp too soon and that he'll end up being a better head coach than butter teeth. The UF people found this hilarious, and rightly so. Told us to just wait. The guy is like Ben Stiller's ex wife in her Seinfeld appearance. Seems fine on the surface, but is clearly a loser.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby SouthernYokel » 02 Oct 2017, 07:24

Every chance in the world to beat A&M on saturday, sat on our own balls as usual. Offense is garbage, weird, it's almost as if Roper and Muschamp have always had terrible offensive game plans across multiple years and teams. I am most angry at Tanner for hiring these twats.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby mister bacon » 02 Oct 2017, 12:31

recent ess eee see coaching hires have really not been very impressive at all.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby mj3528 » 02 Oct 2017, 12:32

mister bacon wrote:recent ess eee see coaching hires have really not been very impressive at all.


Ed Orgeron nodding pensively.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 02 Oct 2017, 12:36

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mister bacon wrote:recent ess eee see coaching hires have really not been very impressive at all.


Ed Orgeron nodding pensively.

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Re: Cock Talk

Postby mister bacon » 02 Oct 2017, 12:40

mj3528 wrote:
mister bacon wrote:recent ess eee see coaching hires have really not been very impressive at all.


Ed Orgeron nodding pensively.


bieleima, kirby smart, bitch jones...


in fairness if you were a "good" coach would you like to compete against saban every year?
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby mj3528 » 02 Oct 2017, 12:43

mister bacon wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
mister bacon wrote:recent ess eee see coaching hires have really not been very impressive at all.


Ed Orgeron nodding pensively.


bieleima, kirby smart, bitch jones...


in fairness if you were a "good" coach would you like to compete against saban every year?


Little early to say Kirby Smart was not a good hire.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby the cheese » 02 Oct 2017, 12:52

mj3528 wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
mister bacon wrote:recent ess eee see coaching hires have really not been very impressive at all.


Ed Orgeron nodding pensively.


bieleima, kirby smart, bitch jones...


in fairness if you were a "good" coach would you like to compete against saban every year?


Little early to say Kirby Smart was not a good hire.


That. Barry Odom at Mizzou, Muschamp, jury is still out on McIlwain (sp) and Fat Stoops.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 02 Oct 2017, 12:54

mj3528 wrote:
mister bacon wrote:recent ess eee see coaching hires have really not been very impressive at all.


Ed Orgeron nodding pensively.


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Re: Cock Talk

Postby mj3528 » 02 Oct 2017, 13:03

the cheese wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
mister bacon wrote:recent ess eee see coaching hires have really not been very impressive at all.


Ed Orgeron nodding pensively.


bieleima, kirby smart, bitch jones...


in fairness if you were a "good" coach would you like to compete against saban every year?


Little early to say Kirby Smart was not a good hire.


That. Barry Odom at Mizzou, Muschamp, jury is still out on McIlwain (sp) and Fat Stoops.


Fat Stoops has made Kentucky a legitimately frisky opponent for teams in the SEC. That is a pretty good ceiling for Kentucky.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby Briandong79 » 02 Oct 2017, 13:06

mj3528 wrote:
the cheese wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
mister bacon wrote:recent ess eee see coaching hires have really not been very impressive at all.


Ed Orgeron nodding pensively.


bieleima, kirby smart, bitch jones...


in fairness if you were a "good" coach would you like to compete against saban every year?


Little early to say Kirby Smart was not a good hire.


That. Barry Odom at Mizzou, Muschamp, jury is still out on McIlwain (sp) and Fat Stoops.


Fat Stoops has made Kentucky a legitimately frisky opponent for teams in the SEC. That is a pretty good ceiling for Kentucky.


Not that Arkansas is usually a juggernaut but that Bielema hire looks absolutely awful right about now.

Given that Georgia is on the very short list of competent SEC teams this year, Kirby Smart seems like a ....smart choice.
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