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Re: Cock Talk

Postby SouthernYokel » 08 Feb 2017, 08:42

Rodney Farva wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:Hi. I wasted an all time performance by Sindarius Thornwell last night and lost at home to a shitty ass Alabama team in 4OT. OK.

I went 3-30 in the first half. carry the one...that means i shot 10% in the 1st half. is that bad? did i break it?


your post is the first i've heard of this game and my sole source of information on it. i'm genuinely curious how a guy can have an all time performance as part of a team that shoots 3-30 in one half.


He sucked in the first half too (i think he had 10 pts, mostly on free throws). Scored over 30 in the 2nd half and broke Pistol Pete's record for most free throws taken in an SEC conference game. He wasn't shooting well either, but Alabama had no answer for his drives, he just got in the paint every single possession and created contact. everyone fouled out in this game. it really was awful to watch.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby Rodney Farva » 08 Feb 2017, 08:47

thank you.

my life is better knowing there is a sindarius thornwell in this world.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby SouthernYokel » 20 Feb 2017, 13:46

Nice of the men's and women's basketball teams to have their collapses together. nice gender unity at Carolina.

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Re: Cock Talk

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 21 Feb 2017, 21:02

Why does their jersey say Carolina? Who the fuck recognizes them as Carolina instead of UNC?

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Re: Cock Talk

Postby CourtesyFlush » 22 Feb 2017, 08:00

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:Why does their jersey say Carolina? Who the fuck recognizes them as Carolina instead of UNC?

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Re: Cock Talk

Postby Frank the Tank » 22 Feb 2017, 08:08

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BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:Why does their jersey say Carolina? Who the fuck recognizes them as Carolina instead of UNC?

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Only people in the Palmetto State. Yokel knows what I mean.


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Re: Cock Talk

Postby SouthernYokel » 22 Feb 2017, 09:44

if this continues i will be forced to be the MTM to your kites.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 22 Feb 2017, 10:05

SouthernYokel wrote:if this continues i will be forced to be the MTM to your kites.


I dont mean any fowl towards you. :D
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby Frank the Tank » 22 Feb 2017, 13:07

SouthernYokel wrote:if this continues i will be forced to be the MTM to your kites.


As an olive branch, I will say the University of South Carolina's color scheme >>>>>>>>>>>>> University of North Carolina's color scheme.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby CourtesyFlush » 22 Feb 2017, 13:10

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SouthernYokel wrote:if this continues i will be forced to be the MTM to your kites.


As an olive branch, I will say the University of South Carolina's color scheme >>>>>>>>>>>>> University of North Carolina's color scheme.

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Re: Cock Talk

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 22 Feb 2017, 14:39

Carolina Red > Carolina Blue?
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby SouthernYokel » 22 Feb 2017, 14:40

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:Carolina Red > Carolina Blue?


it's garnet, and they're right. they must all die in an accidental* gas fire but they are right about that.



*not accidental
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby Frank the Tank » 22 Feb 2017, 14:51

SouthernYokel wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:Carolina Red > Carolina Blue?


it's garnet, and they're right. they must all die in an accidental* gas fire but they are right about that.



*not accidental


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Re: Cock Talk

Postby SouthernYokel » 20 Mar 2017, 18:15

https://twitter.com/whelms21/status/843924087403634688

According to some fancy metric i never heard of before right now, sin thornwell had one of the greatest single seasons in the history of college basketball this year. I have no idea how this was calculated but nevertheless it is obviously true as gravity
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby chrisco » 20 Mar 2017, 18:57

SouthernYokel wrote:https://twitter.com/whelms21/status/843924087403634688

According to some fancy metric i never heard of before right now, sin thornwell had one of the greatest single seasons in the history of college basketball this year. I have no idea how this was calculated but nevertheless it is obviously true as gravity

Sorry, but the liberal media has trained us to never believe a Helms from a Carolina. #FAKESTATS
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