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Re: Cock Talk

Postby JT99 » 30 Sep 2016, 09:16

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Re: Cock Talk

Postby SouthernYokel » 22 Nov 2016, 15:36

the cheese wrote:
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ONTB wrote:Not sure why you leave FSU for LSU. Can FSU just not match salary?

South Carolina looked at both Willie Taggart and Larry Fedora last year. Were probably closer with Taggart than Fedora, who wanted dump truck money. Went with Muschamp over both. Probably says more about or AD than the coaches.


can't hire anyone named taggart. non-starter.


I have a Mike Stoops available, cheap. Can't be worse than Muschamp.


Muschamp is currently over-achieving! (i can't believe it and i think it is a statistical oddity, and we are going to lose by a lot this weekend...but i think we can beat the spread [24])
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby the cheese » 22 Nov 2016, 15:39

SouthernYokel wrote:
the cheese wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
ONTB wrote:Not sure why you leave FSU for LSU. Can FSU just not match salary?

South Carolina looked at both Willie Taggart and Larry Fedora last year. Were probably closer with Taggart than Fedora, who wanted dump truck money. Went with Muschamp over both. Probably says more about or AD than the coaches.


can't hire anyone named taggart. non-starter.


I have a Mike Stoops available, cheap. Can't be worse than Muschamp.


Muschamp is currently over-achieving! (i can't believe it and i think it is a statistical oddity, and we are going to lose by a lot this weekend...but i think we can beat the spread [24])


Did I tell you that I met Spurrier at the OUc-OSUe game this year? We had elevator passes and he was in the elevator with us. Idle chit chat, and then he was clearly drunk when we got off the elevator and didn't know where he was going so I pointed him to the suites, which were on the way to our seats. Cool story.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby SouthernYokel » 22 Nov 2016, 15:42

the cheese wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
the cheese wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
ONTB wrote:Not sure why you leave FSU for LSU. Can FSU just not match salary?

South Carolina looked at both Willie Taggart and Larry Fedora last year. Were probably closer with Taggart than Fedora, who wanted dump truck money. Went with Muschamp over both. Probably says more about or AD than the coaches.


can't hire anyone named taggart. non-starter.


I have a Mike Stoops available, cheap. Can't be worse than Muschamp.


Muschamp is currently over-achieving! (i can't believe it and i think it is a statistical oddity, and we are going to lose by a lot this weekend...but i think we can beat the spread [24])


Did I tell you that I met Spurrier at the OUc-OSUe game this year? We had elevator passes and he was in the elevator with us. Idle chit chat, and then he was clearly drunk when we got off the elevator and didn't know where he was going so I pointed him to the suites, which were on the way to our seats. Cool story.


nice. Spurrier is the best. I miss his musk (except for that last year, that year's musk smelled like diapers)
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby ONTB » 22 Nov 2016, 16:48

SouthernYokel wrote:
the cheese wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
ONTB wrote:Not sure why you leave FSU for LSU. Can FSU just not match salary?

South Carolina looked at both Willie Taggart and Larry Fedora last year. Were probably closer with Taggart than Fedora, who wanted dump truck money. Went with Muschamp over both. Probably says more about or AD than the coaches.


can't hire anyone named taggart. non-starter.


I have a Mike Stoops available, cheap. Can't be worse than Muschamp.


Muschamp is currently over-achieving! (i can't believe it and i think it is a statistical oddity, and we are going to lose by a lot this weekend...but i think we can beat the spread [24])


I think our O/U for the year was 5 and he's obviously bested that by 1. I thought we'd win 6 so I'm not so pumped. We're about where we ought to be. Offense shit the bed so bad for the first six games, gave away two winnable situations, maybe 3. Nothing has changed my opinion that Muschamp is a suspect game day coach. Hopefully he'll bring in enough talent that it won't matter, ala Dabo.

We haven't lost a game by more than 14 since Spurrier quit, so I expect we'll put up a fight against Clemson.Could be a good time for uncle Rico to put himself in the national conversation. That guy is legit.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby the cheese » 22 Nov 2016, 16:49

I can do that level of performance with a Mike Stoops for half the cost. Call me when Muschamp shits the bed.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby ONTB » 22 Nov 2016, 16:56

the cheese wrote:I can do that level of performance with a Mike Stoops for half the cost. Call me when Muschamp shits the bed.


Keep your phone on.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby ONTB » 27 Nov 2016, 09:56

JichaelDick wrote:Dave Wommack, embattled defensive coordinator for Ole Miss, announces his resignation before kickoff. Defense responds by rolling over and losing 55-20. AT home. To a team with a loss to South Alabama.

Live look-in at Vaught-Hemingway:

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I see your tire fire and raise you tire inferno

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Re: Cock Talk

Postby mj3528 » 28 Nov 2016, 09:57

ONTB wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:Dave Wommack, embattled defensive coordinator for Ole Miss, announces his resignation before kickoff. Defense responds by rolling over and losing 55-20. AT home. To a team with a loss to South Alabama.

Live look-in at Vaught-Hemingway:

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I see your tire fire and raise you tire inferno

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I feel obligated to step in for anus here. The Vols are a mulch fire:

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Maybe not as intense as a tire fire, but it burns for a long time.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby SouthernYokel » 28 Nov 2016, 13:23

I beat Michigan and Syracuse last week, i am a basketball school.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby chrisco » 28 Nov 2016, 13:45

SouthernYokel wrote:I beat Michigan and Syracuse last week, i am a basketball school.

Look out Seton Hall and Marquette.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby ONTB » 30 Nov 2016, 23:54

SouthernYokel wrote:I beat Michigan and Syracuse last week, i am a basketball school.


I'm still drinking to forget. Day 4.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby SouthernYokel » 01 Dec 2016, 08:45

ONTB wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:I beat Michigan and Syracuse last week, i am a basketball school.


I'm still drinking to forget. Day 4.


We're on to NC State.
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby SouthernYokel » 08 Feb 2017, 07:22

Hi. I wasted an all time performance by Sindarius Thornwell last night and lost at home to a shitty ass Alabama team in 4OT. OK.

I went 3-30 in the first half. carry the one...that means i shot 10% in the 1st half. is that bad? did i break it?
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Re: Cock Talk

Postby Rodney Farva » 08 Feb 2017, 07:44

SouthernYokel wrote:Hi. I wasted an all time performance by Sindarius Thornwell last night and lost at home to a shitty ass Alabama team in 4OT. OK.

I went 3-30 in the first half. carry the one...that means i shot 10% in the 1st half. is that bad? did i break it?


your post is the first i've heard of this game and my sole source of information on it. i'm genuinely curious how a guy can have an all time performance as part of a team that shoots 3-30 in one half.
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