2017 College Football Season

Re: 2017 College Football Season

Postby God Shamgod » 25 May 2017, 14:00

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Then you host me week 3. ABC prime time baby.


Strangely early. Would prefer it in the traditional early October spot.

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Re: 2017 College Football Season

Postby Theny » 25 May 2017, 14:31

Since these soul crushing losses to FSU tank the rest of our season every year, would also rather it were later. I'm like two years from chip level right now though.
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Re: 2017 College Football Season

Postby God Shamgod » 03 Aug 2017, 19:26

Let's get weird with some season hot taek predictions and playoff teams

-Ohio State undefeated
-Alabama beats FSU Week 1. FSU wins out and wins the ACC.
-1 Loss Auburn beats Alabama and wins the SEC.
-Alabama still makes the playoff
-Big 12 screws themselves with the new championship game and OU/OK State split leaving both out.
-USC wins the PAC, but drops 2 games along the way. Pac shut out.

Playoff teams Ohio State, Florida State, Auburn, Alabama.

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Re: 2017 College Football Season

Postby SouthernYokel » 04 Aug 2017, 07:59

Michigan trips up OSU, OSU still goes to the playoff
Bama cruises through still very weak SEC
FSU wins ACC, Clemson reverts and has Clemson-like losses to 2 bad teams. Hopefully USCe is one of them but lol we're gonna be terrible
Texas wins 10 games. For real this time!
Hard to choose between Oklahoma and USC for that 4th spot. I'll take USC i guess.

OSU, Bama, FSU, USC
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Re: 2017 College Football Season

Postby the cheese » 04 Aug 2017, 09:12

SouthernYokel wrote:Michigan trips up OSU, OSU still goes to the playoff
Bama cruises through still very weak SEC
FSU wins ACC, Clemson reverts and has Clemson-like losses to 2 bad teams. Hopefully USCe is one of them but lol we're gonna be terrible
Texas wins 10 games. For real this time!
Hard to choose between Oklahoma and USC for that 4th spot. I'll take USC i guess.

OSU, Bama, FSU, USC


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Re: 2017 College Football Season

Postby mj3528 » 04 Aug 2017, 09:17

Ohio State doesn't look that good, but with that schedule you could be right.

Penn State out of the big 10 is the team that scares me.
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Re: 2017 College Football Season

Postby mj3528 » 09 Aug 2017, 12:11

Si's pre-season top 25:

https://www.si.com/college-football/2017/08/09/sports-illustrated-preseason-top-25-rankings-poll

Oklahoma State at 4 seemed like a big surprise to me. Auburn at 10 also seems optimistic
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Re: 2017 College Football Season

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 09 Aug 2017, 12:46

mj3528 wrote:Si's pre-season top 25:

https://www.si.com/college-football/2017/08/09/sports-illustrated-preseason-top-25-rankings-poll

Oklahoma State at 4 seemed like a big surprise to me. Auburn at 10 also seems optimistic


Totally agree.

What do you think of Georgia's QB? Think he fucks or what?

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Re: 2017 College Football Season

Postby TheWolf » 09 Aug 2017, 13:25

I feel like he looks like Matt Stafford in that picture. He probably doesn't.
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Re: 2017 College Football Season

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 09 Aug 2017, 13:40

TheWolf wrote:I feel like he looks like Matt Stafford in that picture. He probably doesn't.

face doesn't look like a big stupid baby
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Re: 2017 College Football Season

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 09 Aug 2017, 13:50

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
TheWolf wrote:I feel like he looks like Matt Stafford in that picture. He probably doesn't.

face doesn't look like a big stupid baby


Eh...

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Re: 2017 College Football Season

Postby TheWolf » 09 Aug 2017, 13:52

Seeing him without a helmet on, I don't really think he looks like Stafford anymore. However, he doesn't NOT look like a big, stupid baby.
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Re: 2017 College Football Season

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 09 Aug 2017, 14:00

Yeah but Matt just needs his paci

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Re: 2017 College Football Season

Postby SouthernYokel » 10 Aug 2017, 09:36

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
mj3528 wrote:Si's pre-season top 25:

https://www.si.com/college-football/2017/08/09/sports-illustrated-preseason-top-25-rankings-poll

Oklahoma State at 4 seemed like a big surprise to me. Auburn at 10 also seems optimistic


Totally agree.

What do you think of Georgia's QB? Think he fucks or what?

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Re: 2017 College Football Season

Postby Briandong79 » 12 Aug 2017, 20:28

TheWolf wrote:I feel like he looks like Matt Stafford in that picture. He probably doesn't.


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