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Re: American Idol

Postby Goobis » 22 May 2015, 12:17

A couple years ago I was in a watering hole down the Carolina shore. They start up karaoke and this douche with an entourage of 4-5 nerds come in. Douche's entourage puts out word that their boy was an American Idol contestant and was going to sing. No idea who it was, as I don't watch the show (I have a penis). Douche sings some awful song that no one had ever heard of that was 10 minutes long, all while his troop of dickworms stood up front and wildly cheered him on. It was the 9/11 of bar karaoke experiences. I've never been so embarrassed to be human. Is this show dead yet?
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Postby ctz31 » 07 Jun 2016, 08:49

Ulysses Everett McGill wrote:I have my prejudices, but it is limited to Italians because I grew up in a town full of the egotistical pricks -- fuck them.


Dude, wtf?
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Re: Re:

Postby JT99 » 07 Jun 2016, 08:57

ctz31 wrote:
Ulysses Everett McGill wrote:I have my prejudices, but it is limited to Italians because I grew up in a town full of the egotistical pricks -- fuck them.


Dude, wtf?


You seem alright though I would not want to be next to you on a four-lane highway.
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Re: Re:

Postby BigJohnStudd » 15 Jun 2016, 21:29

JT99 wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
Ulysses Everett McGill wrote:I have my prejudices, but it is limited to Italians because I grew up in a town full of the egotistical pricks -- fuck them.


Dude, wtf?


You seem alright though I would not want to be next to you on a four-lane highway.


Wait, THAT'S what UEM stands for? I'll be damned.
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Re: Re:

Postby Frank the Tank » 16 Jun 2016, 06:35

BigJohnStudd wrote:
JT99 wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
Ulysses Everett McGill wrote:I have my prejudices, but it is limited to Italians because I grew up in a town full of the egotistical pricks -- fuck them.


Dude, wtf?


You seem alright though I would not want to be next to you on a four-lane highway.


Wait, THAT'S what UEM stands for? I'll be damned.


What were you thinking it stands for? Un-Employed Motherfucker? Urine-Ensconced Metaphors? Uranus Emits Methane?
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Re: Re:

Postby BigJohnStudd » 16 Jun 2016, 17:55

Frank the Tank wrote:
BigJohnStudd wrote:
JT99 wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
Ulysses Everett McGill wrote:I have my prejudices, but it is limited to Italians because I grew up in a town full of the egotistical pricks -- fuck them.


Dude, wtf?


You seem alright though I would not want to be next to you on a four-lane highway.


Wait, THAT'S what UEM stands for? I'll be damned.


What were you thinking it stands for? Un-Employed Motherfucker? Urine-Ensconced Metaphors? Uranus Emits Methane?


I didn't have any idea.
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Re: Re:

Postby SouthernYokel » 20 Jun 2016, 08:31

JT99 wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
Ulysses Everett McGill wrote:I have my prejudices, but it is limited to Italians because I grew up in a town full of the egotistical pricks -- fuck them.


Dude, wtf?


You seem alright though I would not want to be next to you on a four-lane highway.


better than being next to him in a 4 stall bathroom.
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