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Postby myherobobhope » 16 Jan 2014, 17:29

Watching season four on Amazon prime while I ignore my daughter in the basement.

It's enjoyable. Even if all 4 chefs are utter douchebags, three of them get their comeuppance.
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Re: Chopped

Postby nerf66 » 22 Dec 2014, 23:40

myherobobhope wrote:Watching season four on Amazon prime while I ignore my daughter in the basement.

It's enjoyable. Even if all 4 chefs are utter douchebags, three of them get their comeuppance.


75% of the time, it works every time.
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Re: Chopped

Postby Theny » 23 Dec 2014, 06:16

A friend of mine is trying out for this show. He is a hot mess, I hope he makes it.
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Re: Chopped

Postby BigJohnStudd » 29 Dec 2015, 01:22

Wipe and I watched the Drew Magary ep tonight. She remarked that he's like a Special Olympics kid. I laughed.

Knowing that he would win kind of took the fun out of it. If I hadn't known, I'd have said the woman he beat would take it. Her dessert was just better, but she had major undercooked stuff in her entree round, and her presentation was sloppy twice.

Worth posting this from Deadspin:

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Re: Chopped

Postby Jew Jitsu » 07 Jan 2016, 23:53

Dude looks weird as fuck. There's this one kid at my gym that looks like him, poor bastard trying to do something with himself but there's only so far you can go looking like that.
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Postby Theny » 08 Jan 2016, 05:38

Jew Jitsu wrote:Dude looks weird as fuck. There's this one kid at my gym that looks like him, poor bastard trying to do something with himself but there's only so far you can go looking like that.


Can't polish a turd, am I right?
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Re: Chopped

Postby nerf66 » 11 Jan 2016, 13:13

Theny wrote:
Jew Jitsu wrote:Dude looks weird as fuck. There's this one kid at my gym that looks like him, poor bastard trying to do something with himself but there's only so far you can go looking like that.


Can't polish a turd, am I right?


According to you in 2006, you are wrong.

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Well, those glasses make any woman hot. Turns out you CAN polish a turd.

ETA: I'd bang Super Nanny too, Freddy. And if she got too loud during intercourse, I'd make her sit in time out.


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Re: Chopped

Postby babylurch » 18 Sep 2016, 08:52

Whenever I watch this show, I wonder how godawful the food tastes since it must be cold as all hell by the time it gets to the judges.
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Re: Chopped

Postby TVF wannabe » 19 Sep 2016, 11:06

babylurch wrote:Whenever I watch this show, I wonder how godawful the food tastes since it must be cold as all hell by the time it gets to the judges.


why would it get cold in 5 minutes?
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Re: Chopped

Postby babylurch » 19 Sep 2016, 19:41

TVF wannabe wrote:
babylurch wrote:Whenever I watch this show, I wonder how godawful the food tastes since it must be cold as all hell by the time it gets to the judges.


why would it get cold in 5 minutes?

I don't think that it is five minutes. And it only gets longer as they go through the 4 contestants.
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Re: Chopped

Postby TVF wannabe » 21 Sep 2016, 15:46

babylurch wrote:
TVF wannabe wrote:
babylurch wrote:Whenever I watch this show, I wonder how godawful the food tastes since it must be cold as all hell by the time it gets to the judges.


why would it get cold in 5 minutes?

I don't think that it is five minutes. And it only gets longer as they go through the 4 contestants.


I don't think it's that long. After each dish is made they go to the judges every round.

In general the ice creams are still frozen at the dessert round. I remember one time it was melted and the judges docked him for it, the cook complained that it took afew minutes till they got to it. The judges said everyone else's stay frozen and the douchey host said if it was made properly it would be frozen but you should have asked for it to be put in the freezer.
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