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Jersey Shore

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 03 Dec 2009, 12:29

Starts tonight. Look out for bosux's buddies all greased up with glow sticks and steroids take over the dance floor at various guido clubs. This looks amazing.

PS: I will never like July 27th. It will always be the day Reggie died. I just hate this day. True Celtic fans know what I mean.

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Re: Jersey Shore

Postby bosux » 03 Dec 2009, 13:16

count me in...i love these shows...remember 'tommy' from a few years ago...that cat was money

'where's my cheezballz?!?'

my family's beach house was one town north of where they film these things...lot of memories from my ute are on that boardwalk
by bosux » 02 Mar 2016, 13:34
if the democratic power machine is so tone deaf as to foist $hrillary upon the electorate they will lose to Trump...bet on it
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Re: Jersey Shore

Postby Gregs Kite » 03 Dec 2009, 20:55

The lesson, as always, American idiots love watching idiots.
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Re: Jersey Shore

Postby IhateTomBrady » 03 Dec 2009, 22:25

Greg's Kite wrote:The lesson, as always, American idiots love watching idiots.


This is the first MTV show i am purposely watching in years. The show is greatness after only two segments. The only person barely tolerable is Vinny. Pauly and the fatter chick are awesome.
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Re: Jersey Shore

Postby Ogie Oglethorpe » 03 Dec 2009, 22:34

Why does MTV insist that the people on these shows get some lame job? Just let them act like assholes.
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Re: Jersey Shore

Postby someguysomewhere » 03 Dec 2009, 22:38

Gotta love a show that uses a borderline racial slur in its promo.
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Re: Jersey Shore

Postby imissedcota » 04 Dec 2009, 09:16

The show is a masterpiece. I can't get over Mike calling himself "The Situation" throughout the whole episode. And all the whores in the house calling any other girl that comes over a whore is hilarious.
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Re: Jersey Shore

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 04 Dec 2009, 09:31

imissedcota wrote:The show is a masterpiece. I can't get over Mike calling himself "The Situation" throughout the whole episode. And all the whores in the house calling any other girl that comes over a whore is hilarious.


I know, its awesome. Was it just me, or did The Situation look to be 10 years older than everyone else?
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Re: Jersey Shore

Postby 700 Level » 04 Dec 2009, 09:52

Just when I thought my opinion of Sleazide couldn't get any lower. The only good that can come of this is that people will think the entire Jersey shore is like this and stop coming. But with my luck, these ginzos will keep spreading south. Look out LBI, you're on deck!
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Re: Jersey Shore

Postby bosux » 04 Dec 2009, 10:11

700 Level wrote:Just when I thought my opinion of Sleazide couldn't get any lower. The only good that can come of this is that people will think the entire Jersey shore is like this and stop coming. But with my luck, these ginzos will keep spreading south. Look out LBI, you're on deck!


don't worry, LBI is too expensive for these wops...seaside=gulf of sorrento

IMS' ashtray wrote:The lesson, as always, American idiots love watching idiots.


is that you, dooze?
by bosux » 02 Mar 2016, 13:34
if the democratic power machine is so tone deaf as to foist $hrillary upon the electorate they will lose to Trump...bet on it
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Re: Jersey Shore

Postby 700 Level » 04 Dec 2009, 10:26

bosux wrote:
700 Level wrote:Just when I thought my opinion of Sleazide couldn't get any lower. The only good that can come of this is that people will think the entire Jersey shore is like this and stop coming. But with my luck, these ginzos will keep spreading south. Look out LBI, you're on deck!


don't worry, LBI is too expensive for these wops...seaside=gulf of sorrento


That's true, they aren't the wisest investors. It's tough to get into a nicer area when you work construction, still live with ma and spend all of your disposable income on protein shakes and a $40,000 off-lease Mercedes.
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Re: Jersey Shore

Postby bosux » 04 Dec 2009, 10:34

700 Level wrote:
bosux wrote:
700 Level wrote:Just when I thought my opinion of Sleazide couldn't get any lower. The only good that can come of this is that people will think the entire Jersey shore is like this and stop coming. But with my luck, these ginzos will keep spreading south. Look out LBI, you're on deck!


don't worry, LBI is too expensive for these wops...seaside=gulf of sorrento


That's true, they aren't the wisest investors. It's tough to get into a nicer area when you work construction, still live with ma and spend all of your disposable income on protein shakes and a $40,000 off-lease Mercedes.


and $500 nights at the club...'daahhhh...jello shots for everybody!'

plus these mongos are all bennies...none of them own these places
by bosux » 02 Mar 2016, 13:34
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Re: Jersey Shore

Postby Ogie Oglethorpe » 04 Dec 2009, 13:10

You people have the most annoying accents. Love the show though.
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Re: Jersey Shore

Postby ONTB » 05 Dec 2009, 18:02

We watched the first two episodes today. All I can say is, when this is over, the situation needs his own show.
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Re: Jersey Shore

Postby bosux » 05 Dec 2009, 19:38

how about the 'coming up this season' segment where they show snooki getting cold cocked in the bar...i had to slo-mo replay that like 4 times...incredible
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