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Postby JohnnyDamon » 01 Aug 2005, 01:35

I actually kinda liked Koko back in the day. The only wrestler that has ever legitimately annoyed me was Johnny B. Badd (Marc Mero), the Little Richard guy they had in WCW. That guy pissed me off.
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Postby Big Scary Monster » 01 Aug 2005, 13:36

I liked Koko too. At least he had cool glasses. You know who used to annoy me? Dusty Rhodes when he was still trying to wrestle in the WWF and he was enormous and being followed around by that old black lady.
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Postby Briandong79 » 01 Aug 2005, 13:38

Ok, I probably was too tough on ol' Koko, I think I was drunk when I wrote that.

Anyone remember Kamala? Or Abdullah the Butcher? He could hide foreign objects under his boobs when he came into the ring. Damn wrestling used to be so cool.
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Postby Big Scary Monster » 01 Aug 2005, 13:44

Remember when they started making Ricky "the Dragon" Steamboat actually start dressing up like a dragon and spit fire?
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Postby Briandong79 » 02 Aug 2005, 19:47

With all the women from the WWE that have wound up in Playboy, how has Vince McMahon not put a gun to Stacy Kiebler's head and forced her to pose? It needs to happen.

I suppose it would be a bit much to hope that Stephanie wound up in Playboy as well.
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Postby JohnnyDamon » 02 Aug 2005, 19:49

Personally, I would rather see Trish Stratus in Playboy, but Keibler would not be bad. But anyone of the current women in the WWE would be better than Chyna. That was and is still the most disturbing thing I have seen in my life.
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Postby Briandong79 » 02 Aug 2005, 19:51

The fact that she actually has a sex tape out there with X-Pac is truly disgusting. I can't even imagine watching that, even for the sheer curiousity factor. The old "watching a car wreck" analogy doesn't even apply.

Trish would be nice to see as well, though I think personally that Stacy is prettier. Stacy definitely isn't as impressively surgically endowed, however.
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Postby JohnnyDamon » 02 Aug 2005, 19:54

True, but Stacy and Trish are 2 of the hottest women in the business, maybe they could do a Torrie Wilson/Sable kinda thing. Now that would be cool.
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Postby jack_daniels » 02 Aug 2005, 19:58

I heard the 1,2,3 Kid aka X-Pac was on the inside of the spoon.
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Postby JohnnyDamon » 03 Aug 2005, 11:08

According to wwe.com, Bret "The Hitman" Hart is in Stamford, CT today to meet with WWE officials. Please, oh please God, let him come back to the WWE. I would seriously mark out if he did.
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Postby Big Scary Monster » 03 Aug 2005, 14:07

That would be very good news. They need someone to come back and stir things up... but I thought he had sworn off the WWE, especially after Owen died.
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Postby JohnnyDamon » 08 Aug 2005, 21:18

It seems as if Vinny Mac and Bret Hart have hashed out their differences, and a Bret Hart DVD is set to go...
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Postby Big Scary Monster » 09 Aug 2005, 14:20

Makes you wonder what percentage the Hitman is getting out of the DVD.
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Postby jack_daniels » 11 Aug 2005, 00:29

This is from the same guy who vowed never to forgive Vince, one, for being the mastermind behind the Royal Screwjob of 1997 in Montreal, and 2, being held responsible indirectly for the death of his bro, Owen Hart.

What's wrong with the Hitman?
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Postby theken » 15 Aug 2005, 16:54

Vince is an asshole, yet such a character. I saw a documentary surrounding Bret Hart. I can't remember what it was called, but it showed a lot of the Montreal Screwjob. Great stuff. And Shawn Michaels, the victor of that match, will be facing Hollywood Hulk Hogan at Summerslam. Did anyone see Michaels pretending to be Hogan on the fake Larry King Live segment. Pure comedic gold.
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